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    What is the worst thing that has ever happened to you as an escort? What was the best? Just curious.
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    The worst was when I was a stupid noob, like my third or fourth trick. I took a sixty dollar cab ride to see a client and when I got to the door the guy was like "who are you?" I was like, "haven't we been talking on the phone for last fifteen minutes?" He was like "nope," and I was like "ummmm....fuck." He was like "Ohhhh...someone keeps ordering pizzas and escorts to here." At this point I called the phone that I'd been in contact with. I could see a phone on dude's coffee table, and it didn't ring, so he wasn't just trying to pull some shit. I was especially confident in this when his phone did ring a minute later, and I could hear that he was actually talking to someone on it. So he invited me in, and we got to talking. Determined to recoup as much of my loss as possible, I set my mind on hooking up with this guy for whatever he had in his pockets, except...well, I'm transsexual, so I had to break that to him, and that always sucks. When guys get a hold of me through my ad, and they know what they're getting, there's no issue, but some guys don't like to find out that the chick they're getting semi-erect over has a cock. Luckily, he was down. Most guys are, behind closed doors. He only had eighty some dollars on him, but I was like "fuck it. It's gonna cost me another sixty to get home." So, I ended up going through the usual steps, and getting him off twice in like a half hour. He came in my ass (covered of course) in like two seconds, and then jerked off in the living room while I posed and teased him. That part was actually sorta fun, but basically I ended up paying forty bucks to go and turn a trick. It was a learning experience, and looking back, I'm really just happy it went as well as it did. I've since made up for that cab fare countless times over, and I have my shit together now.

    The best had to be getting fucked over the railing of the balcony of a five-star hotel that overlooks the county holding center, because I've been in a cell in county, looking at that balcony, and it just felt like I'd come a really long way.
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