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    Default Corny lines to get you commisioned drinks

    I thought I'd share my fav lines for getting commissioned drinks (if your club does that thing). I totally say it to be joking but they work pretty well! Gets the guy laughing at the least.

    Waitress: Would you like to buy the lady a drink? It is $x for a small and $X for a large.
    Custy: I dunno...

    "Yes and you know I like 'em big"
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    "You hear that? It's only $20 to see me swallow!"
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    Default Re: Corny lines to get you commisioned drinks

    ^That sounds like something I'd say lol. I bet it gets a laugh. My favourite line is (when asking for $ before a dance), "You've got to pay before we play *cue cheeky smile*".
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    Default Re: Corny lines to get you commisioned drinks

    The first thing that came to my mind...

    "Remember, the bigger you buy, the drunker I get..." (whispered, of course, with a sexy smile)

    It's not that creative, but it'd get the customer thinking in the right direction. Bonus points if your club has code names for virgin drinks that are commissioned and sound alcoholic.

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    Default Re: Corny lines to get you commisioned drinks

    " Bubbles make me horny ! " For selling expensive champagne.

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    Default Re: Corny lines to get you commisioned drinks

    Quote Originally Posted by arielbriel View Post
    " Bubbles make me horny ! " For selling expensive champagne.
    "...there's just something about the way they...pop...in my mouth..."

    Haha. This is getting pornographic! Which is usually good. We're in the business of false advertising.
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    Default Re: Corny lines to get you commisioned drinks

    If we wanted to be really bad we could just say, "You don't want my mouth to be dry, right?"
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    Good ideaaa lol ^^

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