I thought I'd share my fav lines for getting commissioned drinks (if your club does that thing). I totally say it to be joking but they work pretty well! Gets the guy laughing at the least.
Waitress: Would you like to buy the lady a drink? It is $x for a small and $X for a large.
Custy: I dunno...
"Yes and you know I like 'em big"
or
"You hear that? It's only $20 to see me swallow!"




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