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    So I'm visiting some of the museums in DC last week with my daughters and sister and her daughter. We get to one of the museums with security and I don't think anything of it but basically I had my hand bag with me carrying our metro cards. I was wearing leggings so basically had ALL my stuff in there, snacks, cell etc..

    Well we go through security and there is a problem with my bag. Next thing I know they ask to search it I got so red because next thing I know they are pulling out food, then cell, then some condoms! But it gets worse. I had a tube of this stuff called "good head". If not your familiar it's for giving head to flavor it up.

    So her I am with 2 older men and a lady who are trying not to laugh and they tell me thank you for your time :o

    So yea! Don't make that mistake

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    Sorry should be titled

    Embarrassing times!

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    Sounds like when Austin Powers got busted with a penis enlarger in his bag.

    He claimed it wasnt his but the book kinda gave it away....

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    It sounds like the true embarrassment belongs to your stinky-penis wielding significant other.
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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    Daaaaaaamn!

    Sorry you had to go through that. Yikes, museums are getting serious.
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    ^What Sophia said.
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    I wish there was an "auto-like" setting that I could just have applied to all of your posts Sophia....

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    Default Re: Embarrashing times!

    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    Daaaaaaamn!

    Sorry you had to go through that. Yikes, museums are getting serious.
    Yea well they are free so they are def popular places to visit. Would be really easy to make it a target.

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