
Where do I fucking begin?!
I won't bore y'all with details, but it was a good night overall. The highlight of my shift was when I asked a guy if he wanted me to dance for him. He said no, then paid me to dance for some random guy a few feet away. I walked over to the random guy and told him that someone bought him a dance. Didn't even make it past 30 secs of the song before the random guy started handing me more money. I don't know if he was drunk or what, but when he started giving me $100 bills, I knew the Universe was looking out. lol




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I got a love note ?
^ The kind of comment that makes you want to chop your nipples off.




Lucky me... Another one.
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^^^ WTF




Was productive and peaceful. Made 320 and bailed.




First time working a "real" club in weeks. I always get concerned that I'll forget how to sell dances and like interact with people.
I forgot this is the one in the city that does amateurs on Thursdays, everywhere else is Wednesday, so I was so excited to avoid that clusterfuck by working Thurs-Sun but I did not. Did have a nice girl ask me for advice while I was signing my posters and I was like "literally just make sure you get naked and you'll win" cause so many girls keep their clothes on and the crowd cheers loudest for naked girls by default. So yeah, she was the only girl to get naked and did win a clear and obvious victory.
Was fairly busy but mostly just people there for the amateurs. Did do a bunch of dances for a very fun couple, and at the end of the night for a young guy who was hilarious.
Did a duo show with another girl and we both had brought outfits with black hooded cloaks which was awesome. When we split the tips after and I told her what it was she didn't believe me. "Like, each? That's the most I've ever made on stage here."



Berated a trump fan for bragging about his success and the being a cheap ass. Then his friend ripped off my friend so I was very glad I'd done it! Then a guy calls me over, buys me a drink and when i say ok it's time to dance he's like I only come here for a good time, not dances. Basically, more entitled nonsense. But I didn't get demoralized so I ended up having some generous tourists from LA who liked that MTL strippers are more real (less enhanced) and got VIPs and i also did table dances throughout the night and I'm glad I persevered. At 3am I didn't feel wealthy but I felt successful enough.




No love notes last night.
It was kind of a weird night for me. I think I need to remind myself that when it's slow or I'm having a hard time getting dances, I need to chill the fuck out and not run around like a crazy woman. I tend to stress out and then walk back and forth the floor, which isn't very big so it gives off the desperate vibe.
I still haven't figured out how to sell champagne rooms in this club and I haven't really figured out how worth it they are. The cub takes a big cut so it's only worth it if you get a hefty tip, which some girls do, but I've only managed to get a modest 20-30%. Most people pay with cards for the champagne room, so we get deducted another 10%.
I didn't make much last night until about an hour before close and then I managed to make just short of 500. Tonight is veterans day here, so I have no idea what that means money wise.
Oh and one random observations, people have really high opinions of Canadian dancers!





I got the dick stomp guy. Wants you to step on him and humiliate it.
He claimed to be a sub and insisted on calling me mistress, but IMO he doesn't know what 'sub' actually means, since he kept trying to do things/asking to do things/doing shit I explicitly told him not to. It was kind of irritating.
Otherwise made lots of money. Have noticed a bunch of girls copying me, wearing the exact same shrug/cardigan I wear, and playing the same songs. One wanted to know where I got my hair done. They all apologize and move out of my way when they're in it. Hmmmmm. Guess my high earner mojo is back and showing![]()
"People jack off with the left hand and point with the right."
"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."
Kinda sucky for a Friday. Sold some dances, though. Crazy vindictive stripper was trying once again to pissed me off, but I ignored her, smiled, and made some money. It irritates the fuck out of her not to get a reaction out of me. In other news, My regulars are such nice people. I'm lucky to have a good little group. They always are good to me and take care of me.




Tonight started off slow but got really good later on. I got an extra show which was nice cause people were tipping well tonight. Except not so nice cause it was from a girl no-showing, and we're already missing one from earlier in the week. She showed up Tuesday night but that was it, all her stuff is still at the club and she hasn't responded to fb or texts girls have sent her, so to have another one skip out tonight without a reason kinda has everybody on edge.
We literally had zero freelance girls show up tonight which is bizarre for a friday, but since last night was amazing I am guessing a bunch of girls figured it would be slow and didn't bother. They actually called another partner club to tell them if any of their freelancers wanted to come here instead we had zero, so we did get one show up and she got bought out for most of the night so clearly good call on her part.
I'll post a couple pics of the club cause it is aesthetically one of my faves. It's all done to look like a castle. I haven't worked here a ton so tonight was my first time selling a package of "dungeon" dances. Those get done in a different private area that is all stone and leather and super cool. The other side where the normal private dances happen is still funky but it looks more like flintstones stone than castle stone lol.
You can kinda see in the stage pic there's a huge metal demon in the corner and girls hang old bras there so he's holding a ton of them. I wish I could get more pics but I feel like a weirdo sneaking around the club with my phone lol
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^^ That is pretty cool, SJ!




Tonight started off slooooow cause the club wasn't playing the fights, but it picked up late. I danced for a kid who only got two songs and then had no luck anywhere else so went back to say hi again where they were and his brother immediately jumped up and said yeah let's go. So I was thankful he agreed but was resigned to the fact that he would probably get only a couple songs, but then when we got to the vip room he bought an hour and a half and tipped me $100 on top of it. So thank you stripper Jesus.
Except I felt bad because we had to pause the time for my 130am stage show, but when I got to the dr we were a full show behind so I could have kept dancing for him for a bit longer. The girl ahead of me was pretty drunk so the DJ asked if she felt like she could still do her show, and she was adamant that she could, so I didn't get on till basically 2. Then finished my time with the guy and left at 3am. Hoping tomorrow is good but chill. Sundays at this club can be decent for whatever reason, last time I worked here I did more dances on Sunday than I did on the Thursday for sure and I think actually the Saturday too but not 100% sure.
Oh and as I was packing up to leave super drunk girl came in to the dr and was like "i hope nobody minds i have a cigarette i am just grabbbing something quick" and the feature shoved her into the hallway like "are you trying to kill us all???" cause earlier her stage bag with her fire show stuff had spilled on the floor, and although it got mopped up there was still a ton of alcohol fumes in the air and stuff.
Drunk dancer was at the bar later with another girl cause she was upset about getting pushed and I overheard the other girl being like "No baby it's okaaaay we just didn't want to blow up" lol



^^ hillarious!
Made 600. My feet hurt, but I don't care. I'm sure I could have made more but it was 40$ here 100$ there. Nobody was super generous. It's nice to feel when I don't get lucky I can rely on my hustle to carry me through a sea of hockey fans. Oh you don't want a song, buy one for your friend...





Meanest thing I've ever heard a staff member say: "are these chicks being ugly on purpose?"
I laughed. I'm going to stripper hell.
(They are literally hiring anyone who walks in and can pay house. This was in reference to a girl with a gut that looks like she'd sit with the art kids in high school, if you know what I mean).
"People jack off with the left hand and point with the right."
"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."




Last night was one of those stripper heaven nights. Guys were approaching me, everyone wanted champagne rooms, everyone was tipping ... If only nights like that were more common.



Didn't make much, but at least it was peaceful.




Generous guy from Texas gave me a G to sit with him.Turns out he was a horrible Trump supporting racist but I didn't realize that until the end of the night
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