At the end of my private room last night the guy said "I feel like I just watched the notebook." I'm gonna go ahead and take that as a compliment.
At the end of my private room last night the guy said "I feel like I just watched the notebook." I'm gonna go ahead and take that as a compliment.
Last edited by hamdinger; 01-22-2017 at 10:42 PM.
...was better. Went in with the right qttitude, made 275 over 5 hours. Not great, but not bad...




They scheduled a freakin employee meeting for the dancers at 9pm on a Saturday. It lasted an hour. So from 9-10 the club had no dancers since we were all in the meeting and I missed out on an hour of money which pissed me off because my goal of the night was a solid grand and I walked with $982... lol. Definitely would've made my goal if not for the stupid meeting.
"Rather have my feet hurting than my pockets."




Last night was a bizzarro night. Like if I was to write a list of all the types of customer I hate, we had every one of them. It's so strange because this club normally attracts higher end clients and last night they were just nooooot.
Thank god I had a reg come in early or I wouldn't have gotten anything. So I ended up being top seller just because nobody else in the club was spending any money. The plus side is hopefully since we got EVERY AWFUL PERSON last night the rest of the week will be good people.
The female half of a shitfaced couple getting walked out called one of the bouncers the N word, I got told "$30 a dance is kind of expensive for a girl like you" by a cheap birthday party, and one of the waitresses got fed up with a table that was paying in exact change all night and said something about how "it's customary to tip your server" and one responded "I'd tip you with my dick" so there was a cross section of what we were dealing with tbh.
^^Geez!! "I'll tip you with my dick????" Ewwww! What a nasty group!But you're right...now that that whole crowd is done and over with, the cool spendy folks will show up. So that's good.
I'm at work now. Slow, but that's normal...should pick up in an hour. One of my regs is coming in, so yay!! Hopefully more will surprise me, who knows...
I'll update later.
LATER had a nice day! Not many people , but good tippers, money flowed in easily. Made 220...not bad for a Wednesday day/4 hours of work.. Fun girls were working, no drama. Very happy. Still at work, debating if I should stay or go.Because it's quiet now. And I'm hungry...
My new mantra: "I am a quality person who attracts quality customers." :-)
Last edited by LoveyDovey; 01-25-2017 at 07:22 PM.
Gross!!!
I would have been like sure you can tip with your dick wait while I channel my inner Edward scissorhands
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“Cook for him like a housewife, fuck him good like a nympho….pay the rent and the car note, he invests in me like crypto”
Made 200 in 4 hoirs. Now bad, not great. Did 3 song sets for the first half of the afternoon. I am so tired, I'm going die now...nite nite




Ugh work was shitty today!! I guess this whole week has been bad. I know Tuesday wasn't great but there were less girls so I did better. And I'm pissed cause I just got new extensions put in yesterday so my hair looks bomb lol what a waste. I'm drinking some green tea and trying to get some energy up to work at another club tonight. I'm not letting that be all I make today!
Yay!! A good shift! Made 560 and it was the kind of day I couldn't get around to all my regulars. The money came easily. Everyone made money, so it was cool. Right before work I went to the casino and won 100. So yeah, a good money day. I put it out to the Universe that I wanted to get spoiled today, and it happened. Thanks, Universe!!


I'd describe my last two weird shifts in a row. Wednesday -it was totally dead until 10 pm. Walked away with almost 1 k after selling two hours in VIP.
Friday -totally dead for me. Made 200 with a nice customer who just paid for my time sitting and talking to him at the bar. This business is just so unpredictable.
I was getting a little nervous when I hadn't made house by midnight and the "no"s were a flowing. The moment I decided to accept the night as a bust I met a really nice dude who bought a bunch of time with me and gave me a fat tip on top of it. I made my minimum goal thanks to him.




Made nothing from 9-12 and was kind of freaking out.
The last two hours brought in 400 bucks which is no where near by goal but at least it was something. But it was all single dances for the most part which is always a possibility in the ass.
Though I did find 400 bucks later on... So that's something. It wasn't a dancers money which made it fair game.
Cleared 300 easily. I went in believing that somehow I'd have a good day, and I did. Thanks, Universe. I love and appreciate when it is super easy!!!!!



So this girl who is always in the DR fighting with her BF on the phone and has a surly fucking face hates me because I outed her and her friend for stealing from one of my friends.... She emptied her purse while they were in a room together and threw the purse and phone in the trash in the VIP woman's washroom. Then this girl tried to blame it on the customer not realizing that customer is my friends regular...Anyway, I didn't out them explicitly just talked about the circumstances of the theft really loudly and obviously but "naively" while all the strippers were changing so they would know her and her friends are thieves.... It made her get so red in the face and start screeching about how I'm fat... because that's not suspicious?
Last night is a hockey night and a customer says he wants to pay for dances for all his friends, it's super busy so she's one of the only available girls I see. I ask her if she wants to make money come with me. While the customers are getting their shit together to grab a booth, she's like tell them to hurry... tell them there's only 45 minutes left, what are they doing? I'm like you don't have to come. I don't care what you do. You can wait and make money or you can leave. You've spent literally less than one song of your "time" on these customers and did not even say hello. She's like OMG you're so rude. Bitch I never pretended to like you! I know you and your friends are such shitty strippers you have to degrade yourselves by thieving! Hahahaha. I didn't say that! I said I don't care what you think of me. But still, she storms off, no doubt to keep sulking and fighting with her BF on the phone and not making money.
Oh and the best part. I lost 10pounds and she put on weight so now she's the fat one. At least when I was fat I still banked because my hustle was the best it's ever been.
Stripping is a soap opera sometimes!
One of my regs came in last night and told me that he got sick with a cold right after the last time he came in, and he was sick all through the holidays. I told him about how I'm always picking up something from the club too and I've developed a habit of using hand sanitizer after I touch money which has helped, trying to diffuse the blame onto the club in general but... on the inside I was feeling terrible because I knew I was the one who got him sick. I had a wicked cold the last time I saw him that had developed into walking pnemonia but I needed money so bad from missing 3 weeks of work already that I had to come in.
oopsie. i feel awful.
Do your future self a favor and work hard now.
Left with 230. Its not my favorite amount to make, but considering the fact that I was projected to leave with 30 after paying house and tip out, I'll take it! Aaaand, considering that I got there so late (like, 10:30, but didn't get to working until 11, which I know is bad. I should have started hustling as soon as I got to the floor because of how late I was, but oh well), I guess that's not so bad for 3 hrs of work. I really owe it all to last minute dancer guy (who actually rejected me earlier lol) who decided he wanted dances at 1:00. Lol
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last night was a full moon and the crazies were definitely out but my shift was super awesome!
I haven't had a shift like that in a long time. I think the last time I had a shift like this was in New York. Money was flowing, people were making it rain, and it was the type of night were guys were coming up to you to get dances. If I asked for a dance, I don't think I got a no the entire night. I even got a dance when the lights came on and even though the song had already started, the guy tipped me extra because he said he had been wanting to dance with me the entire night but I was so busy.
Makes me wonder what tonight's shift will be like. Usually after an awesome shift comes a bad one but I don't wanna be negative. I want the money ball to keep rolling.
Also last night a girl took some twenties off the top of my bag. It was my fault I should have closed it all the way, but the bag was so full I didn't wanna fight to close it. Lesson learned.
Also ALWAYS take what dancers say they make with a grain of salt. I have a regular who used to be a regular of a girl at work I talk to sometimes. He is the type of guy who usually has a new regular girl every few months. The most he has ever given me was $100. When he first started seeing me, she said he used to give her $300. She blurted out last night that thr most he gave her was $150. Anytime I dance for a guy she has danced with, she tells me he gives her a lot more dances than he does with me which I always thought was weird, but didn't pay it no mind. Now I know what's actually happening. Lololol the truth always comes out.




Loving the day shift at my new club. Making going home with 800 on a regular basis annnnnnd I get to leave at 9pm and have my own life!
I'm on a hiatus for about a week and some change after a mild medical procedure I had. I wasn't doing too good when I left so I hope this will recharge my batteries. I did make 1700 before I left that Saturday. All gone now *sigh*, stupid bills.
it was one of those nights where i doubled my money in the last 45 minutes and i ended up having to choose between 2 regulars during the last half hour which sucked but what can you do. I hope the one I ditched isn't too mad at me.
two things:
1. why do guys sit down for a lapdance with their knees far apart but their feet close together??? I need to stand between your feet, jackass. Where the fuck do you think i'm supposed to stand if your feet are smack in the middle? Do you want me hovering over you from a foot away? I haven't found a concise way to explain this to guys. When I tell them to move their feet apart they always end up moving their knees way far out and barely moving their actual feet. smh.
2. guys who constantly repeat themselves are the most exhausting. just because you can find a way to say the same thing 10 different ways doesn't mean that i should have to find 10 different ways to respond to you. just stfu and enjoy your dance!
Do your future self a favor and work hard now.
Ok so with the exception of Monday, this past week was good. Made about 300 yesterday during the day. Good tippers.Every guy asked me for dances rather than the other way around. Love easy days like this. Sometimes it's like pulling teeth! So yeah, I'm grateful. Thanks Universe!



I went back to another club in my rotation. And it's been so dead there but what I like about it is that I can come super late and still make decent money because the dances are more there than my other club. And it's way cleaner. Sometimes you just need a break from the madness.
new girl at my club wears sunglasses on stage. i'm like, huh???
I thought maybe she was hiding a black eye but I saw her without them later and she looked fine. i don't know how she can see a thing in them in the dark club lighting...
Do your future self a favor and work hard now.




No kidding! i tried wearing a pair once during a police officer set cause I thought it'd look awesome but i had to take them off immediately cause I couldnt see the edge of the stage...
Worked all last week at a super lazy club that has only stage shows and I made substantially more in tips now that I have counted them than I thought I did. So that's great news.
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