Made vip room. Yay but guy got piss off cuz no sex... He threaten to fist my guts out 0.0 I had an odd week



Made vip room. Yay but guy got piss off cuz no sex... He threaten to fist my guts out 0.0 I had an odd week
I may not be smart enough to do everything, but I am dumb enough to try anything. ~Geoff Johns



Holy moly I'm exhausted! Still out on my little strip trip. Kept hearing people mention this club and hearing it advertised so went to audition even though someone told me they don't hire white girls. Anyway, got hired. A few years ago I worked a weekend at a tiny, divey urban club....this was a whole different game, the club was big and beautifulSo here's where I die...girls dance 6 consecutive songs moving stage to stage. I'm used to 1 -2 songs on stage maybe a couple times a night. My legs are so swollen, sore and bruised after 4 stage sets plus all the dances. Overall good night though, I like stage money and the club is very nice. I'm just sumply not in good enough shape to work there and still be able to walk the next day. Shout out to girls that regularly work urban clubs, y'all savage!




^ I was the same way the first time I tried a big urban club! My legs and feet looked like they belonged to a dead body lol. Now I know why the majority of those dancers wear boots!





A guy tried to put a dollar in his mouth to motorboat me and his dentures nearly fell out.
"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest
I don't know if its been the season but I've been on a ROLL. 1700 dollar night, second night I've made over 1k this week. I think im slowly becoming a top earner, but no ones caught on to my success yet, and the ones that have are starting to act funny. Oh well. Such is life.





My last shift, I made about $450 and then had to come home early (left this morning for a little vacation). I'm always surprised when customers are gentlemen. It's... nice. Another night with no complaints.
My last shift was my first shift back after 8 months if not dancing. An old guy I was dancing for ended up passing out and going into diabetic shock and we had to call the ambulance. Everyone called me the Black Widow after that, luckily I still made great money despite.





Tonight sucked. I never work Mondays, but I needed to work so I went in. The first guy I danced for was really cool and respectful. The other 2 asshats were disgusting, and I couldn't wait to go home to take a shower because they grossed me out so much.
On a positive note, my hair looked amazing with my new COCO Secret synthetic hair extension.
"Dancing tables, making deals with devils like a drunk beauty queen"
This guy came in. I danced for him before, so I approached him and said hi. He invited me to sit with him. Little did I know this, but another girl texted him in. The other girl came by and then that's when I found out she invited him in. She was totally cool with me staying there, but I feel weird doing that so I buzzed off and went onstage. The guy knew I was going to be there only a little while longer, so he asked the girl if she would mind if he got dances with me and she was totally cool about it. So he asked me to do dances for him and I said I would, but only if he promised to do dances with the other girl. When we were done, I saw the other girl in the DR and I thanked her for being cool about everything because I had no idea she texted him in and I didn't mean to intervene. She was so cool about the whole thing and it was refreshing because if it were any other girl, she would've pitched a bitch fit. I told her I'd remember her for when one of my regs comes in and I'll invite her in to do doubles. I want to help this girl out in the future, be it through dances or stage tips. It's girls like this that make dancing fun.
Went in tonight and it was steady it started off with one customer and a bunch of girls and slowly by like 12:30 almost 1 it evened out and came home with a good amount ❤️❤️ But ugh I twisted my ankle because I wore these thigh high velvet boots that don't have any upper foot support on other than the velvet material I was so thankful I packed my other stripper shoes in the bag lol but since this stage has no pole it was all floorwork lol and now my knees are busted ���� hahaha I gotta invest in some knee pads because I'll be in a walker soon at this pace haha


Made over $600had fun tonight
Rolled over to Deja Vu after hours after my home club closed around 3 am and tried to get hired so I could make another $400 and call it a night haha, they said to come back tomorrow during auditions. Unlikely. I'm not taking time off early to drive to your ghetto ass club! Take me now or never!![]()
I'm a fountain of blood in the shape of a girl.




Worked last night which was my first shift of the week. My show schedule is so kickass, like normally you have at least one early show on Friday/Saturday because the club opens at 3. You get to leave after but still sucks being there that early. But I literally don't have a show before 7pm the whole weekend.
It was slower last night. Amateurs every Thursday and we had four girls sign up. They do it in two rounds at this club, and two girls dropped out after the first round. It's horrible to say but I get this smug satisfaction when that happens just because all night those girls are watching the real dancers and telling their friends and boyfriends "oh I could do that", "that one's not that hot" etc like we can't hear them. So then when they get up there and choke it's like "HA! Not so easy is it bitch?"
I had a reg come in so night started off well. Was slim pickings for most of it, did a couple dances for a foot guy late in the night. This one actually knew how to rub feet properly so it was one of the few dances where you're like "nooooo" when their time is up haha.





Was really bummed that my new boots didn't fit.But last night was alright. Pretty cool customers, although slow for a Friday.
A bouncer said to me, "Seashell, let me put my cum in your hair!" Goddamn, I don't care if it's a joke, he's the second bouncer to act like a pervy customer to me, and it makes me uncomfortable.








I have this annoying cheap regular who I always try to avoid now come up to me when I was on one of the side stages. And I had dropped a dollar but it was still on the stage so he didn't need to touch it.. but he comes over and grabs it and then takes ONE of his dollars out and then puts them both together to try to tip in my thong.... ummm FUCK no. Who does that? I have customers who will see I dropped a dollar and politely pick it up and hand it to me, which is fine. But this guy grabs the dollar, straightens it out, takes out one of his dollars and then puts them together to make him look less of a cheap ass while he tips me. His cheapness has reached new heights. Oh and then he has the nerve to tell me to come find him when I get off stage. Lol! I ended up getting off stage and sitting with a guy who gave me 100 just to chill and then we went to VIP together. I hope the cheapass was watching.





Last night was slooow. But interesting. I met a guy who was really sweet and bought a bunch of dances, but out of nowhere told me he was a reiki master and gave me an "energy reading." He told me he could sense my inner problems, and... lmao... could sense that I was "done with the drug stuff." The guy thought I was a former drug addict! Lulz, pretty far from the truth. I was amused![]()
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I racked out!!! Made over 1250, but after tipout I'm walking with 1039!! Yay!!!





^Hell yes!!
Wore my bunny ears for Easter weekend.Also, spent a lot of time with a cute little French guy that is becoming a regular. It was a slow night, but nice people and decent money.




It's always awkward seeing bartenders or waitresses fucked up. I got to work at like 6 yesterday and some bartenders and waitresses were in the bathroom all sloppy drunk. Like I can understand a fucked up dancer but why are any of you wasted and why so early in the night lol.
I had a really good shift though. Was in a great mood the whole time, focused, super busy, and just dealt with pretty good customers the whole shift. Thank you baby Jesus and the easter bunny! Lol
But omg there was this one guy in the beginning of my shift I was getting money from who acted like he wanted to go to VIP, but ended up just getting dances. He told me another dancer was just hardcore hustling him telling him all the shit she'll let him do in VIP (she said he can cum on her..) and that he was close to going back with her but didn't. And then he tells me I need to "work on my sales" Lol! I was like "yeah my SALES *dick sucking motion* huh" And he pretty much said I should be doing better than I am there. But what's funny is he sat at the bar most of the night and I ended up getting super busy making good money and I know he saw. He tried to get my attention at one point but I ignored him and kept hustling other guys and making more money. So yeah thanks for your advice but Im good lol.




First shift of a 7 day week for me. Once again the general manager has given me awesome showtimes so it's gonna be a great week.
It was pretty slow tonight, which was expected on the Monday after a long weekend I guess. We hit a peak of 9 guys around 11 and then it died down from there. The ones that did show up were decent quality though, I did a 15min and 4 30mins with basically no sales effort. It was just one of those nights where I feel like I could have messed up all my lines and still somehow closed sales.





My shift started off slooooow, with literally one customer in the club, a girl goofing off on stage (love it lol), and all the other girls sitting around in the dressing room, but thankfully things picked up later on. I usually wear socks, but I went without them this time, and I got a few compliments for how skinny I looked. Well, I know I haven't lost weight, because I've been eating copious amounts of Chik-Fil-A and Taco Bell, but thanks!Guess it's time to ditch the socks.
I wound up in an endless cycle of dances and going on stage, with little free time, and was absolutely exhausted by the end of the night. Made about $300, which is okay with me, since at first I wasn't sure if I'd be able to pay the house fee lol
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Last night was also good. It was a bit slower cause our team shit the bed in the hockey game, normally we get a good crowd after it's over.
Had a reg come in, then danced for a super drunk guy who did a backhanded compliment about my boobs (they're great even though they're small) and I spent the remaining 30 mins of the 40min dance refusing to let him see them cause he didn't deserve them. Drives me up the wall how guys assume that the girls with naturals must be self conscious about them and therefore need to be told that men also like "itty bitty' ones. Like, if we didn't like our tits we woulda bought others by now bro.
A club regular later said that drunk guy was so hammered he literally walked right into a wall in the bathroom. Did a few dances for that regular as well so my night finished pretty good for what the crowd was.
Oh and the vip room host was fairly certain a custie shit himself and just carried on buying girls. I got into a convo about how guys are hesitant to date dancers cause they could cheat on them with any guy they meet and I'm like lmao the hard part of dancing is not swearing off men when you realize how disgusting they are while you are surrounded by your stunning coworkers.
Awkward moment in the change room- girl asked if I'd done any dances cause she couldn't seem to sell any and I just said 'oh I had a custie of mine so I'm doing alright" but I really wanted to tell her that the outfit she was wearing was super unflattering so it probably wasn't helping, but I don't know her well enough to know if she'd be like "omg thank you" or try to fight me or some shit so I didn't say anything.

Having a really hard day after a really hard shift. I'm bummed cause it was the first shift since I started the spring challenge, and I had a great attitude and outlook going into it and maintained a positive attitude the whole time, and it wasn't a terribly slow night. But I came out of it with sooo little, and with my expenses yesterday I really made much less. It was my worst pull yet this month. And now I'm exhausted and moving slowly today when I could have stayed home yesterday and be going in at noon today. Trying so hard to motivate myself! And stay upbeat. But it's proving difficult today, and I'm worried I'll spiral into another bad night.
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