I called a customer Zaddy and he's like "Zaddy! Whats that!"
I'm like its Daddy with a Z.
He was like "oh wow *lol*!"
I just thought that was funny. He was laughing. The generational gap is showing xD



I called a customer Zaddy and he's like "Zaddy! Whats that!"
I'm like its Daddy with a Z.
He was like "oh wow *lol*!"
I just thought that was funny. He was laughing. The generational gap is showing xD
Last edited by Ladycaxe; 06-20-2019 at 08:29 PM.
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I finally broke my losing streak of 3 shifts with no lap dance sales. Finally did well today! Took a pep talk and some tequila, to be honest, but whatever. Finally made "dancer" $$$ today, it's been too long. Of course it helps to not hide out in the dressing room![]()





No money. Zilch. I think like 2 girls made anything worth speaking of. At like 1 am, it looked like a Wednesday & the remaining customers were just gang-banger types who weren't spending. Welcome to summer as a stripper in Arizona...
Stupid summertime drama that happens when we're bored:
I changed my hair finally because another girl had copied it (it was a very distinct color/style I've only ever seen once before, on a single Instagram model). It was to the point that people mistook her for me from behind.
Then I was ironically informed that 'some girls' think *I'm* copying the resident extras girl.... Because I have sparkly shoes & sometimes we dance to the same music. We look and dress nothing alike whatsoever otherwise. How many strippers y'all know who have sparkly shoes & dance to Marilyn Manson & Pretty Reckless? C'mon now![]()
Bouncer bet me $$ she heard me use one of 'her' songs, which I came to the club 3 years ago already dancing to, and that's where this little rumor got started. I walked in on my first day & requested that shit, I didn't know she had already 'claimed it'. Tough tits girl, we literally have a sign up saying nobody owns songs![]()
"People jack off with the left hand and point with the right."
"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."

My last shift I hauled ass out the club cause this weirdo ass customer ignored me all day cause he was “upset”, then decided to hmu close to the end of my shift, to ask if I wanted a ride home. Practically begging me. Then getting mad when I didn’t want to wait for him cause I was on my way out. I’ve only known this weirdo for a week and he is shifty ass hell


Last shift I was discouraged. I didnt make as much as I wanted and it was what I consider a bad night. But it doesnt help when last weekend was a difficult weekend as well. The club offers free admissions on Friday and Saturday. I have always loved the freedom of being a dancer but sometimes the stressful nights like last night take a toll on my psyche.
Also I have had nothing but buttholes trying to get with me but not spend money.





The one dancer I ran into at Cinco de Mayo and whose sister as it turned out works at my vanilla job got t-boned by a drunk driver last night. I just got back from visiting her in the hospital and brought her some cookies since we baked some over the weekend. I don’t know… we were never hostile towards each other, but we never really talked to each other before we ran into each other at the festival, and she suddenly got friendly after that, so I figured it was the thing to do. She’s alright, but I think she’ll be out of action for a little bit, judging by how her leg was done up.
Written on the walls at the house of sorrow
You can find the names of those who burned
Greater yet, the pain in little drawings
I could not remain in that room
Got griped at from the house mom because I can’t leave till 10pm when it was 9:42pm and I was off stage already. Said I have to pay to leave early. No big deal, offer to pay. Told I go have to go to the office. Okay go in, two managers in said office tell me I have to talk to one specific third manager—the one who is in a heated discussion with another dancer and clearly can’t talk to me at the moment. But I have to wait for him. Lol, okay, you could have extorted an easy $16 off of me, but okay I’ll chill in the dressing room for the next twelve minutes. Lol!





Day 1 : Well I wish I could say it was great but it wasn't .....
I'm into this an hour to pack, three hours to drive here, and gas / hotel costs. Sometimes I'm amazed I do this. ;/
There were definitely some weirdos out last night. Guys who didn't bring anything in ( wtf ? ) . I think I even said to a couple " why did you come to the club without any money ? "
On a positive note ..... I found a hidden park today ( it was " sunken " which is why I've driven by it but didn't see it ) for my dog and a place with a giant breakfast burritos for $6. It's the little things.
Day 2 : Today was better but I'll be honest .... I'm a touch under ( $140 under if I'm adding this right ) what I'd hoped to bring in on this trip ( quick two day one ). I'll probably give this location a 2- 4 week break.
I feel " meh " . I'm not sitting here going " I'm NEVER dancing again " ...... but I'm not excited to put another trip together either.
Last edited by carmen_b; 06-28-2019 at 09:31 PM.





Last shift ( a quick one day trip ) was good.
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I worked very very hard for what I made but it was very much worth going.
Saw a massage guy first ( covered my travel expenses and most of my club fee's so I was able to start at the club not in the hole too far ) .
Spotted a guy with a pressed white button down shirt ( in rural WY ) . Went to him right away around 7:15p.m.
Dances + Champagne room ..... yes............
If you've seen my posts, you know I really get happy and kick it to high gear if my night gets a good early start.
Night stayed good ........ worked till 2 even though I'd usually cut out by 1 .
A heavy amount of bikers in the club was kind of an X factor. So many are SO cheap ...... like ..... just standing / staring not even tipping at stage. To me it's a bit of a weird vibe but some girls were getting dances with them here and there so I guess the group being there wasn't a total waste. I'm reading back a post. Hah. The gamble of dancing. I made more in this one day quickie trip than that last 48 hour trip.
Last edited by carmen_b; 07-21-2019 at 04:00 PM.
So I had a pretty horrible last shift which has me doubting when to go back
My last shift was Friday night. The club was packed and all the girls were doing great and banking, but I only managed to sell ONE fucking dance all nightI was going up to everyone smiling and talking but NO ONE wanted to buy a dance. I only managed to sell the one because we had a 2 for 1 special and the guy was like fuck it why not
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My manager BITCHED at me, made me feel like shit because I sold the least amount all night. Now I am scared to go back and not even make my house fee againThis was my second shift back in over a year, so yeah my hustle needs to be worked back up so I feel like my manager was being unfair.
Has anyone had those nights where it just seems everyone is repelled by you?? Idk what I did wrong but it was a horrible fucking feeling having a full club and nobody wants YOU



I had back to back shifts from hell Last night was horrible for me I had several stage sets where I made literally nothing I normally still dance even when not getting tipped but it was soul crushing. Then the only guy throwing money on me pulled his d*ck out during a dance.




Tropical storm Barry cancelled two bachelor parties I had booked and shuttered my club for most of the weekend booooooo.
Everyone in NOLA is broke and bored and fat from eating hurricane snacks.





I found out one of the other dancers is learning ASL, which I’m fluent in, so we spent some time during breaks and in the dressing room practicing it.
Written on the walls at the house of sorrow
You can find the names of those who burned
Greater yet, the pain in little drawings
I could not remain in that room
got rejected until 11 pm lmfao and the whole dance dude was asking me “are you pregnant” “how much do you weigh” but I kept a fat smile on my face and played along. Ended up getting tipped MORE than the dance hmmm...
Then got worshipped the rest of the night.
One guy was so sweet but he kept fucking staring straight into my eyes not blinking!! I kept laughing!!!!





One of the girls at work had to go to a hearing for her license. She's had it for over a year & they just now caught a charge from her home state (that she did all the stuff to get dismissed). When she went to court for it, a lawyer (presumably for the county) told her the club was going to be raided soon.
My friend sent other girls to ask management about it. One has worked there for years and is no-bullshit, so the manager came clean and said yeah, we're going to get checked out and raided, that's why we've been getting strict about cleaner floor dances & not working with expired licenses.
Even the resident extras girl (who is probably part of the reason FOR the raid given her internet reviews) said "fuck this, I'm out". I'm getting the impression due to the slowly spreading hysteria that it's not just a routine license check deal. Every house girl that has heard about it has bailed and gone to other clubs, camming, etc. This particular license, if you read the rules closely, it says basically everything that's not stage is illegal and a freakin' MISDEMEANOR. Not a civil ticket like the other places, a criminal charge.
I wish I knew if everyone is overreacting or not - I really don't want to go audition at a new club. This was supposed to be my last club ever, dammit, I just wanted to do my last year here and retire in peace. But better safe than sorry.
Anyone ever had raid rumors? Thoughts?
"People jack off with the left hand and point with the right."
"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."



I remember when a club got raid, a manager just sent me home; how nice of him. I rather not be caught in a raid, with cops harrassing/humiliating girls just for being in the club-- People treat women so badly because they think they can get away with it. And lawsuit is waiting for them.





Might be RICO related, and having NOTHING to do with the dancers.
Just my 2 cents.
edit to add- some Red states in the US have really old out of date laws regarding bar business, pet ordinances, etc. I got a Class B Misdemeanor for owning an pit bull in city limits and thought it was a city specific citation until I got a records pull for a driver's license. LUCKY for me there was no real issues from that CLASS B Misdemeanor other than Canadian Customs giving me shit once, but some states apply irrational legal punishments to "label" some people in society.
Not to get on a political soapbox, but this is why I never ever vote for any politician that has "regressive" policies. I vote my personal interests, which is 1) making money and 2) not wasting government funding on "moral missions" or someone's privacy intrusion obsession.




The woman I'm seeing came to visit me at work and my manager pulled me aside and asked if I knew her bc she was "acting suspicious" (meaning--he thought she was an escort bc she came in alone and dressed nicely).
I told him she was actually one of my partners and THEN he laid into me about how boyfriends/girlfriends aren't allowed to visit the club and how he could have me terminated for this???
Strip club managers, ugh. Even the cool ones turn on a dime.





The guy that was awestruck I knew how to operate a bulldozer returned. Apparently the Caterpillar dealership gave away a bunch of t-shirts to his company, so he got me one. I like the shirt, but I don’t really have a warm and fuzzy about custies who start bringing gifts and such.
Written on the walls at the house of sorrow
You can find the names of those who burned
Greater yet, the pain in little drawings
I could not remain in that room





Worked another club I used to go to occasionally for regs. Had 1 of the regs come in. Did one VIP dance for someone else. Meh. Bounced out after 2 hours because my legs were noodles (don't take 12 days off in a row).
There were 18 flippin' girls on at 4:30 pm. They were all sitting on customer's laps & giving death glares to other girls.
Someone at home club danced for an obvious undercover - apparently he was asking all kinds of questions about where to get drugs, who does more than dance, etc. At least they're obvious about it. But now she quit too. I wonder if management is irked at how all the house girls are slowly catching wind & leaving... the new girls always come in earlier & pay less house, and also can never sell rooms for shit, so it's definitely costing the club $$$.
Last edited by Selina M; 08-05-2019 at 11:45 PM.
"People jack off with the left hand and point with the right."
"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."





Not a bad night. Slow for a Monday but this older gentleman loved me.
"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest
A man approached me while I’m on stage and asked if I have time to spend half an hour with him in VIP. I tell him yes and find him when I get off.
We walk back over, and from behind the counter near the hostess, he pulls out a large bag. In it are towels, fuzzy blankets, and Shea butter. I took off my top when we sat on the couch but that was pointless since he wrapped me in a fuzzy blanket. Then he massages my feet and legs and comments on how he loves how tiny I am.
And from what I’ve gathered I’m far from the only girl in that club he does that with. WHY CAN’T CLUB REGS IN TEXAS ACT LIKE THIS!?





^ OMG , dream customer !!!
My all time fave night of dancing EVER was spending hours with a foot guy.
Honestly when I started reading I was expecting to hear it turn dark ( like he brought the lotion for a hand job or something ).
Last edited by carmen_b; 08-16-2019 at 10:11 PM.
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