In Purfleet, Essex. Tenshi? x

In Purfleet, Essex. Tenshi? x
What...?


I got to parade a guy through the club by his collar much to my enjoyment and others watching. Was fun making him beg his mistress to ask if he could get a dance.
So, I have a mysterious extra $200 from my last shift. Every time I add up how much I got (or at least, how much I thought I got!) from my customers, I come up $200 less than what I left the club with. Canada recently got new bills which can be sticky, and the extra is in the form of two hundred dollar bills, so I'm inclined to think that's the reason for it, but I feel like people are more careful with hundies than to accidentally give away 2 of them. Turned a great shift into an even better one though, so I'm a happy cat!
I'm so damn proud of myself for my last shift. <3
I started really slow. This was only my third shift dancing... and I've managed to almost triple my income each night. The first I just focused on stage stuff... the second I worked on approaching guys... and then this last shift I actually sold dances. I feel like a real dancer now. Haha.
Just so happy and proud of myself.It was a good day.




Im pleasantly surprised that I had a good night. At the beginning of the night there were soooo many girls. The most I'd ever seen at this club. There must have been about 40. And this is a very small club. Pretty much every seat was taken by a girl so I was picturing a tough night ahead.
These guys came in and went straight to VIP and bought a bottle. One of them liked me and called me over. We had a few dances and then he said he wanted to go (out of the club) and come back. He hadn't paid for the dances yet so obviously I asked for the money (politely!) but he got SOOO offended! I dont know why! He said I was being disrespectful etc and I tried to apologise but he wasn't having any of it so I counted my losses (money lol) and left. I went around asking people for dances and I was going no where. Then I approached two guys and one was smitten and got half an hour and he paid £80 in cash and the rest in vouchers/funny money. Thank god or else I would have gone home with £40! Thanks to him I went home with about £250!
Gonna use some of that money to pay for my flight to magaluf! yay
Last night was dead, especially for a Thursday. I managed to break even which I am grateful for. Yes, these nights humble me.
One thing that really annoys (actually...upsets) me A LOT is when customers (who are friends with maybe another dancers) ask me how much I make. Seeing as I've been doing really well bringing in anywhere from $300-$400 a night, I don't mind answering if they seem genuine. No, it's no one's business but if I'm happy with it, I don't mind sharing. I felt stuck in this conversation though. All of a sudden, the way I did my hair and my make up was "too prude" and if I'm only making $400 a night, then there's something wrong with my hustle. My shoes became an issue. These people weren't being rude but I did feel attacked and it was made clear they wanted to give me some sort of makeover. The other girl who worked at a different club, went on and on about how she makes no less than a grand a night (she came off as being honest, so there's no doubt in my mind) but I don't really care. I like my hair being kept simple, as well as my make up. Sorry, I don't like that caked on look and actually - I like wearing my 4 inch $20 Payless heels to work. Paying customer after paying customer actually appreciate my personality, and natural look.
If I reach the point where I'm making crazy amounts of money a night, that will be amazing but I'm not down to have this job physically and mentally change who I am. I don't want it consuming me...so if it's okay with those who look like Barbies, I'm going to keep my "prude" appearance, and my not so aggressive hustle and be thankful for my $300-$400 nights BECAUSE THAT HELPS MY FAMILY AND I more than ANYONE knows.
And don't get me wrong, I would love to be able to get my hair and nails done every week, but it's not an expense I'm comfortable with at the moment. I would rather splurge on my little girls and my man. I don't know what I would do with $1000/ a night. That kind of money would scare me...holding $300 excites me enough as is, LOL.
Girl, stop engaging with them. You're absolutely right that it's none of their business, and the conversation bothers you a lot, so why bother continuing to have it? If someone is rude enough to ask that, just giggle and say you can't complain or anything else vague that doesn't open the floor to discussing your earnings and how they can be improved (so many customers like to think they are great advisors). This conversation does nothing for your hustle and likely just puts you in a bad mood. Honestly, you can probably take someone asking the question as a sign that they're going to be a waste of time and just remove yourself from their presence.
Exactly. They bought me a drink, I subjected myself to them for about ten minutes and then I dipped. And you're right. It did bother me and ruin my night (for only a few minutes and then I snapped out of it) because I start thinking of how making more money would benefit me, and how out of place I felt. Like I said I quickly snapped out of it, and I will be avoiding those situations from now on.
Thanks Shanna.




such a shit night
i was on a high from last night so i went in thinking i'd make money but nope
there was this guy who seemed interested but didnt want to fork out the money, esp since he had 4 dances with me and three other girls (at my club girls will approach a customer, push for dances with every girl and then give them the opportunity to choose one or two for further dances/VIP)
then i had one more dance
so i made 20 tonight
im so pissed
my friend (who didnt have any dances tonight) and i are going to try to walk in at euston tomorrow. if they turn us away then we already booked a shift at hammersmith and will have time to go there
lets hope for the best because i can't deal with hammersmith anymore





Another bad week grr, and half term starts this weekend fml.
xoxo



I have a condition that makes it very hard on my body to do lap dances, so I've been working my urban club more to avoid doing lapdances. But I have a lot of expenses that are coming up next week, so I figured I'd maximize my profit and work doubles this weekend. I went back to work at my old mid-tier club day shift yesterday and Friday. Both days I only went on stage twice the whole day.
-Friday as soon as I got on the floor, a club regular came up to me and bought 5 dances. I usually never dance with him, but I work at this club so infrequently that he said he wanted to catch me before I don't show up again for another 2 months. But I was exhausted and even though he wanted more dances, I had to stop. It sucked, because I knew that money would go to another girl, but after not having done lap dances in so long (especially at such a high contact club), I needed a break. Then for the rest of the day I just had the good luck of getting dances during my stage set every hour. Thank goodness because no one was tipping at the tip rail. And on my last stage set, which actually had a lot of people at the tip rail on a Friday night, I was dancing so lazily from being so exhausted and a guy from England tips me and asks me to come down so he can take me in the back for dances. So I left my last set early and he took me in the back, did a couple of dances, and then proceeds to give me everything in his wallet with just enough for his taxi to JFK. Turns out his flight was leaving in three hours and he said he had no use for American money so he gave it all to me.
I left with $750 after tip out which is great for this club, but I was so tired because that was pretty much all lap dance money with maybe $20 in stage tips and drink commission that I used to tip out.
-I didn't want to go work Friday night at my urban club but I was scheduled and you pay a $100 fine if you are scheduled and don't come so I went and was the laziest stripper there. I did not hustle at all I was so tired. I literally sat at the bar and only went up on stage to get my tip money. When I would get on stage customers around the bar would be like "where have you been the whole night?!" and they'd tell me to come over but I was not in a money making mood. I did get super drunk though as one of the club regulars was sitting next to me and I smoked hookah and drank with him the whole night. He would tip me dollars for just sitting there and then He made it rain on my last set and I left with $240 after tip out. I love urban clubs.
So pretty much made a grand on Friday working a double at two different clubs. If I had actually hustled I probably could have made more money at the urban club but I was just so dead tired.
-And yesterday I worked day shift again and was so tired. My eyes were so tired so I wore my glasses and a school girl outfit. I came to work at noon hungover and still a little drunk and a guy comes in at 12:02. I was pissed because I was the only girl on the floor so I had to go on stage. All the other girls were late and still getting ready. So I go on stage and give the worst stage set. I actually just sit on the stage and talk to this guy and he thinks I'm hilarious so he says "get off the stage let's go do some dances." Then a guy visiting from South America wanders in and I get a ton of drink commission off him and did a couple of dances and he gave me money for sitting with him at the bar. He eventually got so drunk we had to close his tab and give him water and send him on his way. He was a riot though. All the girls were sad he left as he tipped 4-5 dollars at the bar and in the day time we go around the bar twice so with him it was like $10 per set. He tried to give me his last $10 as I was putting his coat and stuff on him, but I don't like taking advantage of someone drunk, especially for a measly $10. I told him to buy himself something to eat and to get home safe.
Then one of my regulars comes in and he buys one or two dances every hour on my stage set. I love when he comes because no one really tips at the bar at this club especially on a Saturday in the day so when he comes, I avoid stage like the whole dayHe stayed for 4 hours yesterday. Also another club regular came in and he buys dances with every girl, he usually doesn't buy more than one dance per girl. I was his first dance and he went to go dance with a couple of other girls. I was chatting with him when he pulls another girl walking by and tells her he wants a dance. She blows him off to go "deal with something" with a customer and says she'll be back later. He looks at me, says "fuck that. Let's go" and I got another dance from him. Lol
and the thing she had to go deal with? Getting a drink from another customer -_- She turned down a $20 dance for a drink commission. This is why I love not drinking at work. It clears my mind.
Then I started getting harassed by drunk customers so I decided to sit next to some sober looking businessman at the bar so they would leave me alone. We hit it off really well. He tells me he is not in the mood for lap dances and I tell him I'm tired and not in the mood to hustle. So he buys me drinks and gives me $20. Woohoo. Then I go on my last stage set and the girls remembered how generous I was when the South American guy was here. I always made sure he tipped well so they returned the favor and had their customers at the bar throw around $20 to me on stage.
Yay for Karma in the club.
I made around $76 in drink commission and left with $380 after tip out. I'm happy as it was an easy money day and I decided to give my body a rest and not work the urban club last night. I wasn't on the schedule so I didn't have to pay the fine. I'm working tonight and there's supposed to be a big going away party so I'm making sure I get enough rest today. All in all an awesome last three shifts. I hope the money ball keeps rolling and I get another couple of good days.
On Friday I made $160 and yesterday I made $300. Happy but I really need things to pick up this week.





Today, some guy from Canada immediately started a "guns kill people" discussion upon hearing my name (Ruger). I had also mentioned that I was newish (to the club), and when he bought a dance partway through asked me "how new WAS I?". Apparently it was not up to his standards.
Super eye roll at him, because another guy got one floor dance and then took me to VIP for 2 songs, so eff you, Canada dude.
Oh, and I ate shit when I stepped off the tile onto the carpet... there's like a 1/4" low spot and I stepped wrong and skinned up my knee
But bills are paid for the week, so woohoo!
"People jack off with the left hand and point with the right."
"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."
^Apologies for our jerky export!
Though speaking of jerky Canadians, I got shorted $70 yesterday. It was the perfect storm: I didn't get a warning song letting me know I was going to be up on stage, so after racking up $200 of dances with a client, I had to run out to get to the stage. He gave me the $70 he had in his wallet and went to the ATM, saying he'd hand me the rest while I was up. I asked one of my dancer friends who was sitting by the door to not let him leave without handing me cash, just in case, and he did indeed come up to my stage and pass me a handful of folded bills before heading out the door with a huge grin. I come off stage and count what he handed me: $60. I was beyond livid since it had already been a quiet day and he was super handsy during our first few songs. This is why management shouldn't double as DJ to save money when the bar isn't making as much money!!





^ Why, thank you! Though I don't think his douchiness had anything to do with Canada... he just kept repeating that he was from Canada so I labeled him "Canadian dude".
And that SUCKS. Yet another argument for not racking up more than a few songsHe probably was all proud of himself for ripping off a stripper too. Asshole.
"People jack off with the left hand and point with the right."
"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."





Dude I LOVE dancing for Canadians! They're my favorite nationally. I always do well with them because I talk about how I'm half Canadian, throw out some basic French and basic knowledge about hockey/Canadian geography and they're sold, lol. And they never did shit in dances in LA, they just sat sat there like perfect gentlemen and got these big, oh-my-god eyes when I would let my boob graze their shoulder. I had one guy sit with his hands behind his head for 10 songs once with these giant eyes, it was hilarious.
Not a great night but actually the best Wednesday I've had in London so far, went home with 150 pounds, when I convert it to dollars it makes me little a bit better about my earnings, lol ($250). Most of it was from one customer, this guy that came in in the very beginning and wouldn't agree to a sit down but I was able to weasel twenties out of him over the hour so he ended up giving me what I would have made from a sit-down anyway and the floor manager didn't complain because he bought me a ton of drinks. He was actually really nice and cute and I started being kind of a bitch at the end when he ran out of money so he would stop asking for my number cause I was worried I would give it to him! Then I sold random dances to different guys for the rest of the night but it was a tough crowd, a lot of people just wanting to hang about and not get dances. At this club it's impossible to get the guys to agree to do more than one dance, so you really just have to jump from customer to customer and when you don't have that many options customer-wise that makes it a bit difficult! I'm gonna stick the club out through the weekend but audition elsewhere tomorrow.
I don't know what was up with these guys but while they weren't much of a dance crowd they were certainly a drink buying crowd! Normally I only get a couple guys a shift offering to buy my a drink, usually it's a consolation prize for not buying a dance, but I think I sold like 15 drinks or something tonight... I told the bartender to start making them really light after the first four so that I could just take a few sips and leave them downstairs because normally 3 drinks is my maximum, but by the end of the night I had literally had filled up my whole space in the dressing area with rum and cokes...





^ ugh i wish i had your luck with them! im canadian as well as american, and all the canadians i've run into were incredibly rude and cheap! they didn't understand the concept of tipping whatsoever or getting dances ( at least with me).i've had the best luck with american and japanese.





I've had mixed experiences with Canadians and tipping. I've never gotten the kinds of tips I get from Americans, but if I pushed them I could usually get like $30/$50 in tips or something which is not a lot but something. They definitely aren't gonna offer it up to you, I would have to say something like "it's x for the dances and tip if up to you, but I know you're gonna want to give me a big one after having such an amazing time!" Canadians always tell me that there's not a lot of contact in their country (I've danced for like 20 different guys from Edmonton and they're the ones that always told me that, for some reason thats the place that they were usually from) so I usually had a lot of luck selling them large amount of dances because girding for 15 seconds or letting them slap my ass was like the most exciting thing in the world to them.
I find that talking about hockey really sells it cause most Americans don't know shit about hockey and I've yet to meet a Canadian male who doesn't like hockey. The last time I stayed with my cousin he literally sat in front of the television watching hockey every single night for 3 hours. His fiancé and I would leave him to go out and party and he'd come meet us up later when there was no more hockey to watch. Just proving that you know a little something about their country is helpful since some of them think Americans are super cocky and don't give a shit about Canada.





Suzy's was dead. I had one guy obsessed with my tits tip me well. I spent most of the night helping this chubby hot lil mess figure out that a granny panty/girdle combo wasn't going to make her look any better especially in conjunction with a wig that a $5 crack ho from Kensington would have spit on.
"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest
Yeah, Canadian strip club patrons aren't known for their tipping. It's basically non-existent up here! Contact levels do vary though -- customers from western Canadian are golden because they're not used to contact, but if you ever come across someone from Ontario (especially Toronto/Niagara) or Quebec, they're used to some high mileage, so they may not be as pleasant to dance for!





Total shit night, I'm so pisssed right now!
The club was totally dead and nobody made any money so that's whatever. I had the worst customer that I've had since I got to England, it's a very clear, NOT TOUCH club, 3 foot rule and he kept standing up and grabbed my ass a couple times and the manager who was watching didn't say anything, he kept jumping out of his chair and saying "don't you want to fuck me?" and I figured we were role-playing so I kept saying yes I want to fuck you blah blah and it was like sometimes he understood it was a game but then all of sudden he got up and was like "let's go!" and I was like "babe no we can't leave I'll get fired!" he was totally out of touch with reality.. He told me he wanted to do an hour but he was being weird about paying so I was just collecting before each dance, but on the 3rd one he got really loud and angry and started shouting at me and said "no more this is fucking bullshit!" and at that point I'd had enough so I just got dressed and left him there alone.
Then I talked to the house mom and asked if I was going to have to pay house fee because all the other new girls who started either on the same day as me or the day before said they didn't have to pay for a week and she said I did. I told her the other girls said they didn't have to pay and that wasn't really fair and I had only done a few dances so I wasn't going to go home with much, and she said she was going to charge them but that I could just pay 20 pounds since the night was shit. So I put twenty pounds to the side when I was putting my stuff together, but then when I got upstairs it wasn't where I had put it. I've searched my entire bag and it's gone, so I can only imagine someone took it while my stuff was out because it was two 10 pounds notes and everything else I took home was twenties. So I should have made 80 pounds but instead I went home with 60, which when you're making that little is quite a price difference!
Then on top of that while I was trying to find another twenty pounds to pay her with I saw the other new girls run out of the club without paying! I was SO mad, like 20 pounds is nothing to have to pay for house fee but it's the principle of the matter. It's not like I made so much more money than those other girls, I know one of them made as much as me if not more, so why do I have to pay and they don't? Because I'm not fucking British? That's the only reason I can come up with in my mind because why else would I be the only one singled out of 4 people to have to pay?
There's just such blatant favorism going on with girls at this club, I mean besides floor men pointing certain girls towards customers and certain people not having to pay house fees I've been there 3 nights now and I've NEVER gotten a chance to do a collection (you go round and get a pound from everyone, it's not a huge amount at this club, at Browns is used to pay my house fee and sometimes more, but it would be an extra 25 pounds probably if I got it at a good time) and I've seen other girls do like 2 collections the last three nights I've been there. I don't even know if I want to work tomorrow, it would be my last day there anyway and I really need the money but I've just really pissed off after this evening...





Fucking sucked. Let's just say the demographics were not conducive to my financial success. -_-
"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest



Audrey I'm sorry to hear you're going through a rough patch with your club. Hopefully your new club will treat you a lot better.
Last night was good for me, bad for everyone else except the other thick blonde girl. There were absolutely no customers and girls were worried about not making their cab fare and tip out (which is only 25). I got lucky with a guy that was at my club because his friends wanted to be there. His friends were drunk, young guys that barely tipped. But he was much older, didn't drink alcohol, and was very nice an respectful. He was a low key whale. He made it rain on me every set and he stayed until the club closedAnd he tipped the girls nicely every time they came around the bar. He said he liked me because I didn't drink and try to hustle him for money. And also he was partial to blondes
On one of my sets this group of guys comes in and starts throwing money at me. Some of the money lands next to The girl on my set who is a good friend from another club. Usually she is good about not taking my rain money but last night was so bad I actually saw her get down and grab a pile. I was a little surprised but not mad. If she needed money that badly to take a couple of dollars from me, she can have it.
The group of guys liked blondes and made it pretty much thunderstorm on the other thick blonde girl. Unfortunately they left after about 30 minutes. I was thankful I didn't leave my guy to go talk to them because my guy stayed until the end. And he was consistent money.
So yea $400 on a night when most girls were lucky to make $50. I'd say it was a good night for me![]()
Last edited by BarbieNYC; 04-04-2014 at 09:34 AM.




Lol well tonight was a fail
it was my bday yesterday and i went out, i didnt get smashed and i was quite sober by time i got to bed and i felt ok the next day, just tired
but when i got to work i started to feel so nauseous so i had to leave
thankfully the housemum didnt make me pay my housefee
hopefully tomorrow night will be better!





Another shit night...
Money wise it was fine but the girls at this club HATE me and are being really fucking mean to me, they were super nice to me in the beginning and now they're just nasty, they were calling me "that disgusting American bitch" all night and talking shit about me to customers and laughing about me whenever I came downstairs to the dressing room. This guy was with one of the girls and he called me over and picked me over her to dance and it just unleashed a shit-storm and she went to town shit-talking me. I ignored them and did pretty well, I got almost everybody I talked to to dance with me and made 300 pounds at a club it's hard to do at, but I'm just upset over being trashed all night! Normally I would be more whatever about it but considering I hardly know a soul in England it's upsetting me a bit
It was my last night there, the club is not worth being hated on by so many girls and I don't like it more a number of reasons many I mentioned in my last post, but ugh! I'm seeing so much American prejudice in this country, not really with the guys but with the women...
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