I am so happy for you! (Ya tak rada za tebya!) Great story- wishing you a really wonderful marriage!
I am so happy for you! (Ya tak rada za tebya!) Great story- wishing you a really wonderful marriage!



Horrible night. Weird as fuck customers, just weird. as. fuck.





Tonight was REALLY great. There was a birthday party in and the birthday boy wanted me to slap him on the face and kick him. He kept tipping me 20's on top of it.![]()
"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest



Congratulations kirakonstantin! What a lovely story. I wish you a wonderful wedding and marriage.
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My last shift was Saturday and it was bad bad bad. My first bad night at the new club. Walked out with $200 after tip outs and taxi. The weekends are awesome at this club so I was very surprised. Still, can't complain as it's definitely more than I walked in with.
Last night was actually good for me. I made more $ in my first HOUR on a slow Sunday night than I did all Saturday night. I'm thinking I should switch to week nights instead.
The only negative was during my last dance the guy pulled his dick out! I had my back turned and I saw him rummaging around down there..I figured he was adjusting himself like a lot of guys do. I turned around and saw it! My reaction? "Oh my god is that your wiener?!" followed by giggling like a 12 year old. He was all embarrassed, tried to play it off like an "accident" and put it away, apologizing profusely. I finished by giving him an air dance. He kept apologizing at the end, tipped me and ran to the bathroom. Hahaa!
I feel like I should be more traumatized by this... I need to gtfo of these Chicago clubs y'all.




I had my first shift in copenhagen and it was awesome
i ended up making about £450 in dances, vips and drink/champagne commission and it wasn't hard at all
i hope most/all shifts are like this



My last shift was a double. I did well, not as much as I deserved or wanted for 15 hours of hustling in painful heels. Timing was NOT on my side- either caught a lot of guys too early when they were just trying to 'chill' or too late as they were 'leaving'. Did a table dance for a total douche who was praising me the whole time, then handed me $20 and basically told me to fuck off immediately after I was done. I knew immediately he was an asshole but still.
During the hour of shift change, the club was dead but there were two guys who weren't spending. After one girl got off her set, nobody having tipped her, these guys had the nerve to clap. She yelled "fucking assholes!" at them. They were terrified and wanted a bouncer to walk them out because they thought they would get jumped in the parking lot! What she did was totally unprofessional, and she overreacted (we all have sets in which the club is dead and nobody tips) but still- I love her for getting rid of two gawkers who sat facing the stage yet did not tip a single dollar.
That reminds me, I don't think I will ever give table dances again. You can set your own prices for table dances but good luck getting anyone to cough up more than the $10 minimum! I think table dances are just really fucking stupid- I look and feel like an idiot with my ass bent over a foot away from your face, doing the same moves because I can't touch/sit with you like in private.
Plus, now every nearby freeloader is staring at me doing my lame thing. And also, I bet guys feel like a king this way- didn't have to get up, beer in hand with a girl bending over in front of him, and he didn't pay really anything for it. Maybe I'm being dramatic but this feels like the embodiment of misogyny! Plus I'm not here to stroke egos or make guys feel any better about themselves than they already do.
Also I decided to drop Monday doubles- only days now. I'm too burnt to keep my momentum at it's prime for 15 hours, therefore I don't make as much as I should and I miss school the next day. After months of trying to accomplish this, the managers *finally* freed me from that four-shift crap and are letting me do 3 a week. Now maybe it won't take me another year to finish school, praise the lerd lol!
"These lumps- I know you wanna slump up on these lumps! But you can't cause you're a chump- a chuuuump."
Lumpy Space Princess
Made $400 off of one guy who hands out hundreds like it's his job and another $100 off some stinky indian guy who tried to pretend he didn't have the $60 to give to me lol and some random. Left at 2, club was dead. WAH..




I ended up going back tonight. My dad is too sick for me to move right now and I can't sit at home and do nothing. So, I bought another pair of shoes this morning and went to work. Shitty, dead night but I managed to make some money and got my mind off everything, so I'm happy about that. Otherwise, I'm just helping my mom and killing time until my dad comes home and doesn't need 24 hour care.









work was dead tonight grr.
xoxo
The club was pretty darn dead yesterday. There was a tiny lunch rush and then absolutely fuck all until maybe 5pm. One of the club furnitures (who even referred to himself as such lol) was surprisingly generous with me and half my money came from him. I somehow managed to leave fairly happy, though I was surprised at how much I made given the state of the club during the day. This is supposed to be our busy season, and I'm disappointed that it hasn't started properly picking up yet.





Lots of weirdos today, most notably a guy who followed me around the club. At one point, he was staring so blatantly that he creeped out my customer and I both enough that I stopped dancing after 1 song. I even made eye contact with him and shot him some glares; he jumped a little, averted his eyes, and then went back at it when I looked away. I was not happy.
Then he finally talked to me, and had the nerve to offer me $100 for an hour. I laughed at him. Did the math for him; 15-20 songs an hour at $10 a pop on the floor is $150-$200. He just kept repeating that he has "regular" girls and he doesn't want them to find out that I got more money from him. I bid him adieu and he left the club, thank God.
Otherwise, pretty dead. Had a brief rush with some very nice customers but $10 dances are killing me. I feel so inferior sometimes to all you girls, and then I remember that I have to charge half what most of you do.
"People jack off with the left hand and point with the right."
"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."
Better than yesterday but still not good enough, I did not hit even my low goal.![]()




^^I've been on a 'sabbatical,' but I've heard the start of busy season has been underwhelming for a lot of dancers in our area so far. My last shift was the worst I've had all year TBH. Maybe something to do with stocks? Hope it picks up soon!




second shift here and it was terrible
there was hardly any customers, the only customers who bought dances and champagne were these two guys who came in just as I had to go on stage
there were two other customers who bought me and another girl a couple drinks each so I got commission off that and then two other young guys who were super weird and only bought a drink for themselves and left (when I told them I was english they said that they didn't know there were black people in england LOL)
a couple girls didn't even get a drink so at least it wasn't just me
one of the girls did warn me that the night would probably be shit since yesterday was so good




... Saw one of my regulars after 3 months at another club. Talked a little about what happened in our lives in the past couple of months. I said I tried out some clubs and left one of them after 1 shift bc almost all of the girls were offering blowjobs, sex and I wasn't comfortable with that. I guess all he heard was blowjob because when I started dancing for him he quickly interrupted me and asked: Can you give me a blowjob? -_-
When I clearly said 2 mins ago I wasn't comfortable with that and that's why I left the place. Stupid 19 years old guy (especially since I've known him for almost 1 year now, I've never offered him extras and he's never asked for any until yesterday)


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It's not how much you earn, it's how much you save!




Last night was mostly slow. Got a lot of interest... from guys with no money, but still did ok. My usual hangout place was disturbed by a dancer doing some heavy extras, visible to anyone walking by. I mean, hj, bj, toe sucking... all right there for everyone to see. Another dancer and I were so skeeved out that we ran to the DR. Of course, this dancer is one of the dancers whos SO against extras and goes on and on about how nasty it is. What a fucking hippocrite!
It was just a weird night all around.





Today was good at the dive, had 2 guys who came in just for me and both tipped and asked about what other days Im working. was busy too.
xoxo
Last night was sllloooooow and a lot of girls made no $. I didn't make squat until 12 or so. This Mexican kid fell in love with me for some reason and spent $350 on lap dances, where we just talked and I helped him with his English. Plus his tipped me on top of dances and made it rain on me on stage several times. I made all my $ from him..didn't get a single dance from anyone else but I'm not complaining!
Also gave him my # (I was a little drunk.) I don't even know if he's regular material but Turkish dude stood me up again. I think I'm just going to let this phone card expire and buy a new phone with a new #. Mexican guy has already started blowing my phone up with texts in Spanish. Ugh...



^^ In response to a lot of girls saying it has been dead... this must be a common thing right now! I'm also surprised as now is the busy season for most clubs. I keep hearing about how it's supposed to get soo busy yet I have yet to see.
Good news in my club anyway, we have wayy fewer girls than any other time I can remember. And a lot of our dayshift girls kinda approach each day with 'meh' and hang out smoking or in the DR. I've been lucky to break my bare minimum each day shift so far but I'm nervous that could change at the drop of a hat.
"These lumps- I know you wanna slump up on these lumps! But you can't cause you're a chump- a chuuuump."
Lumpy Space Princess


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It's not how much you earn, it's how much you save!




It was up and down, but I banked like crazy. Regulars and a bachelor party. Yay.
So. Fucking. Tired. But I made enough to take tomorrow off, so Im happy.





Made out ok tonight despite it being Douchebag Central. I've been playing it safe and wearing my wig.
"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest
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