Tonight was ok..didn't make goal AGAIN but whatever club was dead cause our entire street got shut down.
Tonight was ok..didn't make goal AGAIN but whatever club was dead cause our entire street got shut down.


Gonna join in on the pitty party. Clubs hiring everyone that auditions these days. And the new girls are complaining that they can't offer 2for1s whenever they feel like it (who wants to do $10 dances. Especially if management is counting it like a normal dance if you offer it outside of the special. That's like $6 after tip.
Normally I don't care but with so many girls right now stage time is minimal. We usually go up once a night now. Which is a huge cut in income when I used to get up 4x in a night a few months back.
Add in the typical rants about cheap fucks just there to drink the $2.00 beers.





Tonight was dead made average money.
xoxo
First shift since July, and at a new club. The first half of the night dragged on and I was starting to smile at guys through gritted teeth - though I hardly dance now, I think age has diminished my strip club patience quota! Thankfully managed to meet a customer who was happy to take me away from the fuckery on the main floor and kept me in VIP for 2.5 hours until closing. Just wish he came earlier as I'm sure he would have bought more time. It was also the first time in my dancing career that a customer spotted my tampon string! I was a bit embarrassed but he joked about it and still bought more VIP time after that so not quite the buzz killer I thought it was!
Also, because of the intensity of my vanilla job and the fact I don't strip much anymore, I notice that it takes me much longer to get 'into character' on the floor. Does anyone else know what I'm talking about?
^^girl, you don't cut your string?lbs.
My shift tonight sucked, I made shit $$
^^girl, you don't cut your string?lbs.
My shift tonight sucked, I made shit $$
Nah, I normally just jam the string up the ol' cooch with the tampon. Never been caught in the act until last night!
Sorry about the shit shift - I get the impression you generally do really well so I bet this was just a small blip. I hope the next one more than makes up for it!





Tonight was bad at my main club as well. I just chalked it up to a bad night and cut my losses.
"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest
Last night was also dead-dead-dead at my club and hardly anyone was buying. I did 2 dances all night, but was able to sell some shoes to another dancer and got some tips on stage. My girlfriend came in to see me and drink with me because I was so bored. When I left at 2am some girls were complaining they hadn't made $1 all night.
Also found out my club is way dirtier than I thought. I was talking to a girl I'm kinda friends with (not otc; we just hang out itc when it's slow) and she casually starts talking about jerking a guy off in the LD booth for $60. WTF.
Is it another slow season right now or what? I'm barely breaking even this week after house fees, tip outs and gas.



Well, manager let me do this Friday night to try and help me, since the week has been horrendous. Even Fridays have been HORRIBLE at my club lately so I wasn't expecting much.
Several night shift girls have told me the last few Fridays they left with $100 or less all from stage. (I don't ask, they offer up this info.) Speaking of, one girl in particular always likes to ask how much money I've made. It's annoying because she is very patronizing- don't know what her interest is. Tonight we were on stage together and she asks me how I'm doing and I say, "good but my knees hurt after that set!" (just making conversation) and she tells me "You gotta hustle hard through the pain!" Ok lady please stop with the advice thanks. Makes me feel bad and question myself- do I genuinely look like I need advice or are you just trying to be nice and chat? Don't know...
Anyway I did OK but the night was *emotionally* draining. I'm switching up my whole look and hustle though so this will change. Everything is going to turn around. From what I gather it's been sucking for most of us so I'm trying to be positive.
"These lumps- I know you wanna slump up on these lumps! But you can't cause you're a chump- a chuuuump."
Lumpy Space Princess





Thursday was boring and dead did not meet goal, last night was ok made goal. I need a new club for weekends.
xoxo



My last shift was a awesome. I took home 568 and even though that was a little less than the previous shift, I consider this a better night. I met so many sweet people. They complimented, followed rules, and tipped. There was one guy that I just had an amazing time with ( talking and dancing) with. I actually wouldn't mind being real friends. Then I was so nervous about doing stage but I did really great. I made over 100 during my last stage sets. I got so many people to walk across the room and just throw money on stage. I was super surprised because I don't do any pole tricks or crazy moves. And many girls said I did great and before I could get off stage a couple asked for a dance. Then I dances for one of the finest guys I have ever seen. He was in the army and he was just soo dreamy. He paid for the dance then made it rain on me the entire time I danced. It was just such a great night. I really I enjoyed talking to everyone! Why wasn't I dancing sooner, LOL. I've made more money in four days then I made working 20/hr week all summer. Now just to get rid of these darn knee bruises.



Ohh and everyone was saying they were having such a bad night. :S I didn't even comment. Thanks to you guys advice my response to "how are you doing?" Is "I think I'm doing okay".
My last shift.... pretty good. Had some guys that like to throw money around tip me (all ones, but money's money huh) all night long just for hanging out. Then they made it rain on all the girls on stage (which I love, really gets my energy up!). After that I didn't feel like hustling much, but still had fun. Decent night considering I didn't work too hard.





today was good for me, long day went slow, happy to be in my bed.
xoxo




saturday was terrible ugh





Saturday afternoon... there were only maybe 5 girls on at a time, the DJ had to do break songs between girls. When I left at 6, there were 2 girls working and one getting ready 0_0
But I made a quick $200 in 3 hours with zero hustling on my part; I had a line for me after each stage. Twas a nice change. Unfortunately the guys were only good for $20-$40 each and I had to go on stage a couple times an hour; I would have made more otherwise.
The highlight was probably the young kid who threw $40 in ones on my stage, proclaimed "This place sucks!" and went back to his seat. Hahahaha.
"People jack off with the left hand and point with the right."
"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."




First night back in two weeks and I made half my average. It wasn't just me, nobody was doing rooms and the make it rain crowd just wasn't there.
last night was good but nothing over the top for a saturday, friday was just ok, not a time waste but not jumping for joy either. last night (sat) was full of guys asking me for blow, one girl had an OD in the club in front of everyone, I bet she's embarrassed today… the police came and right after that I think a guy was a cop who asked me where he could "get his nose dirty" lol. I said idk whatcha mean… Then walked off. and the last guy I did a room with was snorting, doesn't bother me tho, less work for me, I love those guys, there more into their stash than trying to have sex with me and typically not cheap… He kept offering it to me too, and giving it to me, I was like "no really I don't get down" had to tell him this at least 10 times.



This night was so much fucking bullshit. UGH
Some asshole said the nastiest shit to me and I ended up slapping him and telling him to fuck off, some other guy tried to move money he'd put on stage from in front of himself to in front of his buddy after I'd already danced for him, two groups of guys with money left before I got the chance to actually make money off of them... and there were so many girls and nowhere near enough customers for us all, so girls are getting antsy bickering about each other, and then that one girl that goes above and beyond, taking things too far in clear view of other customers and dancers... Just ugh. I had two old regulars show back up and ask in earnest when I'll be working again so they can come prepared, and made appointments with a few others though so it wasn't all bad. But holy shit it was a long night.




Yay I had a good night Saturday! Pretty sure it was slow for a sat night but I ended up in vip and thr champagne room all night because one guy loved me. I loved dancing for him too because he was so into it and not creepy at all plus he was more than happy to give me money lol. I did get a little too drunk though from the champagne room (oops) because we were back there with vodka not champagne (I've NEVER been back there with actual champagne) but luckily I went home right after. But I might have under tipped and ended up arguing with the bouncer about it. I just literally do not like that bouncer or that dj they don't do anything for me and are creepy on top of it. If the manager confronts me about it I'll apologize because I like him but if the bouncer does I'm just handing him 20$ and walking away. You don't DO anything at all for me and are always hitting on me on top of that why would I want to tip you good?? Ugh I just do not like some of the staff.
Oh and I think my boobies helped me because the guy really loved them lol not sure I'd I would've been in VIP & the champ room all night if I didn't have them!
Last night was actually fun, surprisingly. I was on my period, didn't want to be there so I just focused on having fun.
They pulled the STUPID giant screen down again that blocks half the stage...so I pulled one of my friends up and we did a "girl on girl" show. Within 2 minutes no guys were watching the game and we had them lined up on the tip rail throwing ones on us. LOL!
A dancer from another club and her boyfriend made it rain on me. I love that feeling of being bent over and feeling the ones fall on you..Ahhh. I did about 8 dances but made a lot on stage, and even guys who didn't buy dances tipped me for talking so I did well for a Sunday.
Only negative was I was on one custy's lap and I was pretty sure he was going to buy dances, when this other dancer walks by, slaps him and screams at him for calling her fat?! I guess it happened before I talked to him...Sorry but she IS fat. She's by far the heaviest girl there but she still makes $. I've had plenty of guys choose her over me because they like thick girls.
After some drama with her and the bouncers he wanted nothing to do with any of the strippers, so the bitch lost that sale for me. Guys tell me my boobs and ass are too small and shit like that all the time. but I'm not gonna go ruin another dancer's sale over it. Oh well. Still went home with a good chunk of cash.





Today was slow and long, made 20 less of my target boo!.
xoxo





Tonight was slow but I got lucky because one of my masochistic regs popped in. It was bad for everyone else though.![]()
"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest
I worked Tuesday at my new club and it was slooooow. Guys kept coming in and saying, "There are so many cars in the parking lot, where is everyone?" And I kept thinking, What, do you think the fifty dancers here all came in one little clown car or something? I only went on stage twice all day and I was there from 11:00 to 8:00. Made so much less than I do at my dive bar. It was like the guys there got drunk with power with so many girls there and so few guys. Probably the only time any of them had ever felt popular in their lives. So many time wasters who I talked with for a few songs and who kept putting dances off.
And then the one guy I actually made money off of... He accidentally got his watch caught under my nipple ring and it pulled so hard the thing started bleeding! I didn't even realize until I noticed a spot of blood on his shirt. ugh
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