I got 2 CR in a row last night.![]()





I got 2 CR in a row last night.![]()
"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest





The weekend was ok, tonight was blah again oh well.
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My last shift I got $700 stolen from me at the end of the night along with 2 travel bottles of designer perfumes and all my stripper makeupNo worries, a regular of mine has western unioned the money back to me and unlike whoever stole my shit, I have morals and don't steal, and I also actually make money so I don't even have to steal from other people. Just a minor obstacle, at the end of the day I can sleep at night knowing I don't have to steal from people just to have money.
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"Rather have my feet hurting than my pockets."
@Nina- Sorry that happened to you, but kudos on the good attitude about it!
My last shift was thurs night...hadn't been in for a month so felt a bit off at first. I was glad my co-workers/managers remembered me! (I'm still relatively new at this club) Did a CR with a guy who worked for twitter...he was pretty nice, just wanted to cuddle and talk about how much he wanted a GF. The night fell fairly dead after that. I guess since it was so cold people weren't coming out. Quiet all around. At some point I'd already talked up the whole 10 people in the club not buying dances from me, so i ended up just hanging out doing gesture drawing sketches on napkins. That actually felt really good! There was one couple who 'kinda' wanted a dance and I could have talked em into it, but by then I didn't really care anymore and just felt like drawing. All in all a nice low key night, low-end earnings, but so it goes.
My last shift was this past Sunday night. My club does a rave upstairs sunday night with free bar and food from 8-12. I went up there twice just to make my rounds. Typically they are all locals who aren't interested in dances but once the open bar closes some will trickle downstairs and at least watch the stage sets and maybe tip a little. I rarely make anything on stage thats mentionable but making $89.00 off of one stage set is good money to me. The night otherwise went by pretty slow but after tip out I still managed $411.00 There is a convention in town so I'm going to work the rest of the week through Sunday. Good luck to all of us.





For some reason we've had a ton of French guys come in these past few days. I'm the only person who can speak it at my club (I've been studying it for a while but mostly at university so my verbal skills really suck, I can just read/write it well) so they've been talking to me, but I don't really know how to be flirty in French (since we don't learn that at school) and they've been super cheap so I had no luck Monday. But I got one of the guys to dance with me last night, he did $120 in dances and $20 tip. I was so proud of myself for being able to hustle someone in another language! lol.
@audrey_k- that's awesome!
Us too, almost more French people than in August, it's strange. I guess lots of business travel. I'm one of the few, if only, in my club who speaks French too. I like practicing my language skills with them, but honestly, young French guys don't usually get what strip clubs are all about or buy anything more than floor dances, so I'll give it a try and offer, but I try not to linger. Plus, I find young Parisian men to be really rude, actually, like the three that were in on my last shift. I spoke with them for a while, left to let them settle/be with another customer. When I came back later to see if they were ready for a dance, they were totally rude and brushed me off. Since they hadn't been tipping stage either, I took the opportunity to educate them a little about how to be a good gentleman in an American strip club. Not sure they appreciated the lesson, but I enjoyed giving it :-)
If you want to exchange any tips on cute things to say to them in French, PM me. I've got some good ones, but more ideas always help.





They are SUPER rude. They came in groups of 5 each night and I only found one nice guy out of the five and they weren't Parisian. I forget where the guy was from Monday night, last night the guy was from Brittany. Parisians are just so damn elitist. When I was in Leon people were SO nice to me about speaking French, they were just really appreciative of the fact that I was trying to learn their language and were willing to repeat themselves, speak slower, etc and if I said something really wrong they would nicely correct me. When I was in Paris there were times people wouldn't even speak to me because my French wasn't good enough for them! The guy from Brittany was telling me how sexy it was that I could speak in French and helping me with my pronunciation and he actually got into an argument with one of his friends who was Parisian and was insulting my pronunciation of the word "chanson." I just wanted to be like dude, do you realize how FEW people speak French in CA? NO ONE! Cause it's totally pointless here, not being able to speak Spanish can actually cost you a job in some circumstances so if people are going to take the time to learn a second language it's going to be Spanish, not French. So how about you drop the attitude and just be appreciative of the fact that I dedicated 2 years of my college career and 3 years of my high school education to learning the language of your culture just because I love the language?
My dad is French (and just too damn lazy to teach it to me when I was little) so I always want to defend the French when people talk about how rude/conceited they are, but then I spend two nights with a group of French men and it's REALLY hard for me to defend them, lol.
But yeah I would love to learn some good phrases!Especially as I've now become my manager's go-to girl when French guys come in...
Just chiming in-- FUCK THE FRENCH! (Not literally) in strip clubs! They are cheap with bad attitudes. I really can't remember having a good night with a French guy (especially the younger ones..) unless perhaps they were Canadian which is another story. I remember talking with and older French guy and he tipped me $5. Then asked where we went to have sex. When I kindly told him that wasn't happening and then instructed him to stop grabbing my thighs he tried to give me some bullshit lesson in customer service. That since he had given me $5 I had to be accommodating to him. Welcome to the land of independent contractors mother fucker! I ended up giving him back the $5 and telling him loudly that I wished him luck in finding someone to sleep with such a smarmy asshole.
(Oh...and an extra little something: 'Nick Da Mare' (that's the pronunciation, I'm not sure of the real spelling, means 'Fuck your mother' in French. It's also apparently the name of a popular French punk band.)





tonight was crap and weird!, this fat troll comes in with her dude and first they kiss and then she starts taking her clothes off!, my manager tells her to get dressed and leave then another dude shouts he will give her a pound for her knickers! she takes them off! she looked gross but was dressed for the night with matching underwear and stockings and suspenders, someone makes a joke about having fun in the carpark, then they leave and the other guy behind them!, the bouncer later comes in and said they saw her in a car giving a blow job to the other dude, other dude comes back in and proudly states that he got sucked off for 10 pound!
the rest of the night was pretty quiet.
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OMG guys...
So last night I was having a SHIT night when the waitress came over to me and pointed out a customer. She told me she wasn't 100% positive but she remembered him coming in a while ago and doing a $600 VIP so I should go talk to him. I did and he wouldn't agree to a VIP but he said he'd do dances.
Well he ended up doing 2 hours of back-to-back VIP... so $2,400. This very rarely happens to me with customers and especially ones that aren't just continuing to throw money at me in the hopes that I'm going to fuck them. He didn't want me to do anything at all to him whatsoever, we spent the whole two hours talking.
And I really like him. Like I gave him my phone number and I want to go out on a date with him. There was just something about him that I was really drawn to.. I ended up making out with him towards the end and it was 100% me grabbing him and making out with him...
Am I crazy to want to go out with a customer??? I have never done that before and I can't believe I'm considering it...
But anyway... I made $1,500 last night, so awesome.





Tonight at my other place was busy but hard work left with average money.
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Tonight we got our fat trolls. Some 200llb heifer told me I needed to eat a cheeseburger. I looked her up and down coolly and replied "Looks like you already beat me to it, sweetie. And my tits are still bigger than yours."![]()
"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest





Tonight sucked was really dead! boo!
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OMG I WANT TO SMACK MYSELF IN THE HEAD RIGHT NOW!! UGH!
I was working tonight and texted a regular that my night was going shitty and saying he should come visit me, we talked for a bit but it didn't sound like he was gonna come out. I was just so NOT in the mood to work so I came home, turned my phone off and drank 3 too many Malibu/orange juices and passed out for like 40 minutes... I turn my phone on and he's sent me like 20 texts asking where I am, SUPER fucking pissed off. Of course I forgot to mention that I wasn't even working at my normal club so he went to the wrong club to begin with.... UGH! This man spends like $1,000-$2,000 in a visit. I went home with $8 dollars tonight!
I had to talk to him on the phone for 30 mins to calm him down. Luckily he is more pissed at the club than me because I guess he called and I don't know if they REALLY lied or if he just got confused but he is claiming they lied to him about me being there and now he doesn't want to go back. FUCKING GREAT! My best reg doesn't want to go to my club anymore. At least he's not mad at me anymore tho. He said he went in for 15 minutes, searched for me and couldn't find me and left.





^ oh no, I would be pissed.
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I haven't worked since Thursday, but god, that shift was insane! Three guys came in and hired the champagne room, and bought every single girl off the floor to go and dance in there. Management had to call girls in from the other club to come and work as there was no one to go on stage or dance for the other customers!
We were only in there for two hours, but it was crazy. They bought bottles of Dom Perignon just to shake up and spray over us while we were dancing, they were making it rain on us with £50 notes, and all the girls were doing body shots off of each other.
I asked one of the guys what they were celebrating, and he just shrugged and said "It's Thursday".
Ok! Happy Thursday!
Last night was another good night. I made $867.00 My feet are killing me!!! I've been working 5 days a week to pay for my move so anyways, I did a few 15 minute rooms and one half hour. But the thing I have to write about is this one customer. Now I have previously read and head about guys who come to the club for pleasure in the form of punishment and it happened to me for the first time last night. He paid for a half hour of me sitting on his lap and slapping his face. to be honest... i rather liked it!!! he'd talk in between about how stressed he is at work and needed some release and he got it! At first it seemed a little storage but I got into myself gave him a few chokes at the end and he tipped me an extra 60 bucks. Wish he wasn't just visiting, I could get used to doing that lol![]()
@Pinkiepie, that sounds like a good night!
Tipping... it's not just for cows anymore!





Tonight was good for a Monday and went super quick
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Last night was a shit show. I made $23!!! SO AWSOME. I didn't get one dance. There was no one there it was a ghost town, I don't think most of the girls made over $100.





WTF IS GOING ON THIS WEEK?? My club has been DEAD. I made $100 tonight!!!



I just started dancing again after 7 month hiatus. Last night was my 3rd shift and it was dead and boring . Everyone in the club just sitting around staring at each other. Luckily my favorite waitress buddy was there so we teamed up and I got two middle aged Egyptian guys to do an hour long CR each one after the other. They were both pretty cool and potential regulars. That netted me $700 but after tip outs and hooking up my waitress friend for pointing out the two guys I did the CR with I went home with $550. It's all going to bills but still.I didn't do any lap dances and only 1 stage set.( I've been trying to not overwork my body) Besides that I saw two other girls do CR rooms so while the club was dead it wasn't a total bust. I got snowed in and had to stay at a hotel and am now finally on my way home. I'm in Massachusetts and it's gonna be snowing all day. Ofcourse the manager called me and asked me to come in . I'm like do you not have eyes? We're in the middle of a snowstorm! The Apocalypse could be upon us and the club would be open.
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