So true,
It's not the size of the waves but the motion of the ocean, its not what you've got but how you use it etc



This reminds me of a guy who occasionally came to my old club. He always wore a suit and drank a glass of wine in my BYOB club. He did it to try and look Like he had money. He approached me and after 3 minutes of talking to him I ask him if he wants a dance. He replies with I don't get dances or tip. Look at the other guys pathetic. I'm tell him yeaaa okay whatever you say and I walk away.
This is why you don't spend more than a few minutes with one customer. And any good customer will understand that we are here to make money. If they don't then they are not worth our time.
Amen, you have to keep moving.




Had this winner last night. He came up to me at the bar and took a seat. Kept twitching around and informed me that he has to pay his "c-word" ex-wife $10k a month and she blows through it. Talked about how he's in the business of making a buck, so we have that in common, but he's not one of "those guys" who comes in and spends all his money--nope, not him! He'd love to take me home tonight, but he's got things to do in the morning. I said, "Good, me too. So fuck you." He freaked out that a lady would use such a word, never tipped a single girl all night, and drank shitty martinis by himself. You'd think a guy who makes billions and travels the world would prefer a nicer club, but hey, maybe our bartender makes a kickass 'tini (excuse my unbecoming language).
That's probably all bullshit. Like why is he even mentioning giving his x 10k, I call BS.




^Yeah, it was really bizarre. I didn't even initiate conversation with him. He just kept talking about how he had all this money but was too business savvy to spend it in the club. "You don't even know! You don't even know my level, sweetheart." Okie dokie, sir; that was my cue for stage, so bye now...
If they say the word 'level', that's not professional business language lol. I wouldn't be surprised if they said after that "I get money" lol OKAY!!
I work at one of the best clubs on my coast, so it's fairly common for men to dress up for the occasion. Frankly, I've never gotten much from any suited dude. And if he starts prattling on about how many millions he has to spend...nope, I move on.
My biggest spender -- I'm talking regular $1000+ tips -- is a young punk guy who doesn't look like he'd have two wooden nickles. Chipped black nail polish, dirty Vans, band t-shirts, the whole shebang. Appearances can be deceiving.
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