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    I love Dita, but for some reason when I see her acting in porn films I always giggle. I don't know if it's because of her expression or what else, but there is something so hilarious about seeing her doing porn. Here is one video I recently found:

    And this is her doing a lap dance:

    LOL her solo in the first video was not bad, though the music was a bit scary. What do you think? Opinions? Rates?

    Jokes aside I really admire how she has a strong sense of taste. If they had offered her tons of money to bleach her hair, put on a fake tan and do something she was not comfortable with, she is the type who would have refused. I think she is somehow the living proof that it is indeed possible for women who work in this industry to enjoy themselves and do what they like rather than what sells the most and still be succesfull

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    Default Re: Rate Dita Von Teese's porn film performance

    wow never thought id see dita nekkid but it was alright quite boring but it def looked like it was ditas style and tht is a commendable act thx for the links! have u see farrah from teen mom?

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    This is the full movie version:

    No I have never seen any of her tapes. How is she?

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    Default Re: Rate Dita Von Teese's porn film performance

    Boring.

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    Huh. I didn't know she'd ever done porn. Interesting!

    I think the oddness of seeing her in porn comes from the fact that she always looks like a perfectly composed, perfectly ladylike, porcelain doll. I couldn't even picture what she'd look like with her mouth open. So seeing her suck off a dildo was only weird because of that for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strippername View Post
    Boring.
    Agreed. Most of the porn I've seen out there I think is boring and emotionless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kellydancer View Post
    Agreed. Most of the porn I've seen out there I think is boring and emotionless.
    Glad I'm not the only one who feels that way. Almost feel left out. I don't bother with porn as 99% of the time, there's not a damn thing sexy about it.
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    I'm so jealous that Dita started off in fetish before it blew up. She once got paid 5k to film a custom video of her getting a pie smashed in her face.

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    It was like watching a horror movie, with that music and the creepy vibe.

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    Farrah's porn video was awful ! So repetitive. SHe had NO idea what she was doing.

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    Okay, despite my rampant sexual attraction towards women, (and my general bedazzlement of Dita in terms of her unfeasible beauty and talent) content like this in general, does absolutely nothing for me.

    The deliberately slooooooooooooowwww movements that appear stilted and awkward and self-conscious; the immaculate makeup over immaculately contrived facial expressions; the hair, nails, outfit, lingerie that have all been forced and tended to; the relentlessly self-aware yet classic combination of the parted mouth and "sexy eyes"... That's just not a recipe to get me off.

    I don't identify with her porn, because I don't act like that when I'm horny, so I don't really know what it takes for someone to know that those aren't generally the actions of someone who is actually aroused. At all. Those are the actions that occur during the shooting of x-rated fashion editorial, gone over with painstaking attention to detail to ensure that everything looks perfect and heavenly and beautiful.

    But for some people ~ perhaps that's the whole point of interest in the first place.

    As insanely beautiful as Dita (and her genitalia!) is, I'd so much rather masturbate to the absolute embodiment of climax that is this:


    Yes, it's an act, as perfectly structured as the porn, if not more... So why do I like this and not her porn?

    The core purpose is that of having you on the edge of your seat because you want to see her naked body. It makes you yearn for more, so it makes you appreciate every new piece of unveiled flesh. How many stunning, naked women have you seen in your life? How many, without even using the power of their voice, have had you hankering for more as Dita's strips? It revels in fun, teasing, exhibitionistic glee.

    (Lol, actually if any of you know someone better than Dita at this, link dat shit plz! )




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    I couldn't get past the awful music


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