Just like the thread in The Lounge, but specifically stripping oriented. Share!
Just like the thread in The Lounge, but specifically stripping oriented. Share!
I'll start: I haaate THEMES!! One day, I'll have a job where I don't have to dress up like a sexy Care Bear!! Now, where are my damn ears?!
I'd love to have a job where when I miss a day I don't have to pay them.




Most of my friends are trying to find salaried jobs with benefits and are planning for kids and shit, but I just want to learn to move my butt like this really hot black girl at my club. She told me I have enough booty for it and that she'd teach me one day, so that was pretty much the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.





who knew that joking about fart porn and shaving mis-haps could make me some good money tonight..without even dancing or getting naked..should try that more often
I hate themes, too!! SO annoying.
Is it a new thing to come into a strip club with a bunch of girls?? UGHHH.
Themes? I'm so confused. I've never seen anyone dress up in costume at the club, unless it was halloween or a dancer getting creative. Is this a 'merican thing?
Curiosity skilled the cat.




I am stuck between going back into a club where someone I know may have seen me a week ago (and would be the type to bring more friends in for the funsies of it), or working at a pretty dirty club tonight. Fuckfuckfuck.
One of my regs gives me a pretty good amount of money when he comes in, but he alwaayyyss talks and talks and talks about how much money he gives me! So freaking annoying!
Last night I had a dream about getting hired at the one club I could never get into, mainly because I always applied to be a waitress or a hostess instead of a dancer. Maybe I'll take my dreams advice and finally grow a pair and just audition already.
Tipping... it's not just for cows anymore!





I hate when there is an "event" i.e. a feature show, jelly wrestling, wet T-shirt competition etc on at my time club. I feel like "events" just distract the customers from the girls on the floor (of course it's not impossible to get their attention back to me, but it's annoying). It doesn't improve my money or anyone elses and seems to attract customers who come specifically to see xyz and sit on a single beer (in other words, they come for a "free" show).
“Give a girl the right shoes and she can conquer the world” -Marilyn Monroe
"True sexiness has many facets-confidence, strength, intelligence, and humor. It isn’t just about trying to look sexy; it’s an art and one becomes skillful in it when she realizes that there are all these conflicting elements that all come together to make something magical"-Dita Von Teese





damn, i guess im the only person who likes theme nights( well, the ones with good themes anyways). i loved school girl night, i always made a killing on those nights they seemed to attract larger crowds . if it was a lame one ( like naughty nighty night) then barf! but as long as its something sexy where most girls have the costumes already in their lockers, then yeah i always made more money lol





“Give a girl the right shoes and she can conquer the world” -Marilyn Monroe
"True sexiness has many facets-confidence, strength, intelligence, and humor. It isn’t just about trying to look sexy; it’s an art and one becomes skillful in it when she realizes that there are all these conflicting elements that all come together to make something magical"-Dita Von Teese



The other day an Indian guy bought me 3 $30 drinks and just stared at me silently as I drank them. He didn't want to talk, and he didn't want me to talk. Or dance. He just wanted to watch me drink. 15 minutes later, I was $45 richer. Weird.
So I tend to research intensely topics that I am interested in and stripping was no different before I started. I read tons of club reviews and noticed how guys tend to assign girls a number on an attractive scale of some kind? anyway without prompting tonight a customer told me what my number was and it's not bad but I find the whole idea of a number scale interesting. also, men are assholes.





I accidentally stumbled onto something my boyfriend posted on the internet. It said I was an 8.3. Thanks, boo!I wasn't mad about it. I think I am a zero. I will get better!
I hate that in Houston to follow the rules you are practically wearing a diaper and dipping your whole boob in latex.





It does sound cool!
D's. I worked at Risque.
Tipping... it's not just for cows anymore!
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