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    ... O_o Fake cum eater? Like, he says he wants to and then he doesn't actually b/c he's not horny enough to do it after he cums or like...he puts fake jizz on himself?
    That one tripped me out a bit because no one in free chat who asks if I want to see them eat their cum ever follows through! For some reason there's a way higher flake factor with those guys. A dozen or so guys have asked about it (not even in a sneaky free wank material sort of way) and none have followed through, while the few who've actually done it didn't mention it in free. Idk what Vlodina meant but now I'm wondering if this is some sort of universal phenomenon.

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    "fake cum eater" Yup, they hardly ever follow through! They are all so willing when we start but after they cum they leave/say thank you and leave. After they have orgasmed they don't care anymore. It's just a fantasy to get them off. Only about one in ten actually does it.

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    "Last edited by IsobelWren; Today at 11:05 AM. Reason: grammar nazi Isobel strikes again!"

    Isobel, that's awesome. I've been saying that for years and didn't realize. I hate to edit - more effective that way
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    Quote Originally Posted by Via Flaminia View Post
    "Last edited by IsobelWren; Today at 11:05 AM. Reason: grammar nazi Isobel strikes again!"

    Isobel, that's awesome. I've been saying that for years and didn't realize. I hate to edit - more effective that way
    I'm legit blushing right now. ty bb. Normally people get mad when I grammar-out on them...but sometimes I can't help it. It's a dangerous thing, having power to edit peoples' posts.

    I'm embarrassed that you caught me out editing your shit and that you appreciated it instead of getting mad at me.

    But about the tautology, I never used to notice it, then someone gave me crap about doing it and now I see it everywhere. ATM machine, PIN number, free gift, limited one-time offer. Americans, we're full of this stuff.


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    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton View Post
    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs

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    RARE dirtytalkpro
    I LOLed. So true! I guess on cam you're sorta predisposed to be bad at dirty talk. What happens once you get to that plateau where he's horny (and you're at least pretending to be), nobody has had an orgasm yet, but you need to keep talking to keep up the stimulation? I usually just start repeating things and moaning a lot. There are so many guys though, who just keep talking about how they're humping you. "I'm so deep in you baby. Fucking you so deep. Harder, faster, harder and faster." I always picture this literally.

    He just keeps speeding up and going harder, faster and faster, harder and harder, until he's just a blur of humping motion and you see his cock start to tent out her back with every in-stroke. He's digging a hole to China with his cock! If I'm chatting w/a guy and he really gets stuck in that "deep, hard, fast" groove my mind adds a motor speeding up sound, faster and faster until it's at a high pitched whine and a wet fleshy sound like someone digging a hole in mud and dropping the dirt onto a pile of meat.

    ...then I wonder who he's saying all that for. Is it me? Does he think I want to have the daylights pounded out of me? Is it him? Has he just gotten stuck in a dirty talk record scratch because he's too het up for his mind to work?

    Oooh! Or the guys who say they're thrusting their tongue inside you, fucking you with their tongue. Ewno. As I've mentioned before, I don't want you jamming your bony chin into my asshole and your sweaty nose under my inner labia where you'll be snort-panting all over my urethral opening while you try to stick your tongue as far up me as you can. *Tch* Waggling it all around in there like some kind of sea cucumber or retarded midget hentai monster.

    There are worms in my vagina, I have to pee, and your chin is trying to ass fuck me. Is it a wonder I don't like oral sex when you fuckers are so bad at it and get butt hurt when I tell you it's not working for me?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton View Post
    Him: we could meet... im 5ft 9 sexy italian with a 8 inch love stick...imagine playing with me... how would you do it
    Me: I would cut off your dick and feed it to the pigs

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    Quote Originally Posted by isobelwren View Post
    he's digging a hole to china with his cock!
    lmfao!




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    Quote Originally Posted by IsobelWren View Post
    I LOLed. So true! I guess on cam you're sorta predisposed to be bad at dirty talk. What happens once you get to that plateau where he's horny (and you're at least pretending to be), nobody has had an orgasm yet, but you need to keep talking to keep up the stimulation? I usually just start repeating things and moaning a lot. There are so many guys though, who just keep talking about how they're humping you. "I'm so deep in you baby. Fucking you so deep. Harder, faster, harder and faster." I always picture this literally.

    He just keeps speeding up and going harder, faster and faster, harder and harder, until he's just a blur of humping motion and you see his cock start to tent out her back with every in-stroke. He's digging a hole to China with his cock! If I'm chatting w/a guy and he really gets stuck in that "deep, hard, fast" groove my mind adds a motor speeding up sound, faster and faster until it's at a high pitched whine and a wet fleshy sound like someone digging a hole in mud and dropping the dirt onto a pile of meat.

    ...then I wonder who he's saying all that for. Is it me? Does he think I want to have the daylights pounded out of me? Is it him? Has he just gotten stuck in a dirty talk record scratch because he's too het up for his mind to work?
    First off: Ahahahahahahahaha oh god. Your mental imagery is always a ray of sunshine in the dark, creepy basement dungeon that is the cam custie's mind. Also: there's a fetish for that.

    But duuude at least those guys give you something to work with. 90% of the guys that ask me to talk dirty just sit there wanking or give an occasional "mmmmmmmmm". I don't think these shows are actually any longer than normal but they feel like forever. I'm here to perform cum shows, not a goddamn monologue.

    Like ok dude, I love feeling your big thick cock pound my tight little pussy. How many ways do you want me to say it!?

    On the other hand, talented dirty talkers = OMG.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IsobelWren View Post
    I'm legit blushing right now. ty bb. Normally people get mad when I grammar-out on them...but sometimes I can't help it. It's a dangerous thing, having power to edit peoples' posts.

    I'm embarrassed that you caught me out editing your shit and that you appreciated it instead of getting mad at me.
    Why haven't you been fixing every post I've ever written!?! I go back to read stuff I have written in the past and notice how there will be important words completely missing from my sentence structure and I think to myself....how on earth have so many people thanked me --- I don't even know what the hell I was trying to typed here. They just must really like Audrey Hepburn.

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