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    Inspired by JAC's post in "Stupid annoying": what would be written on your camgirl tombstone?

    Here's mine:
    "That was one mighty facepalm"
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    On cam, you can be unwashed, stinky but with makeup. And guys probably think you smell like roses.

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    "Died of stupidity overload, may she finally rest in peace."

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    "She told you that dildo was too big!"

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    "Here lies bb

    Babysitter, cheating wife, slutty stepdaughter"

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    Default Re: Camgirl epitaphs

    "She lived as she died; surrounded by dicks".


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    Quote Originally Posted by Graceface View Post
    "She lived as she died; surrounded by dicks".
    Win!

    Love it, bb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Graceface View Post
    "She lived as she died; surrounded by dicks".
    Omg I busted out laughing IRL like an asthmatic hyena. Hope you don't mind, I think it's signature time.

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    I'm kind of like this *all* the time.

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    "tits bb"
    "FUCK YOU, PAY ME!!!"
    *SMILES SWEETLY*
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    "The GOLD is my Shepherd; I shall not want.
    It maketh me to lie down in spread eagle:
    It leadeth me by slave collar.
    It restoreth my lubrication:
    It leadeth me in the paths of illiteracy for His name' sake.

    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the 30 second peeper,
    I will fear no evil: For thou art with me;
    Thy kick and thy ban button, they comfort me.
    Thou preparest a gold show before me in the presence of my tippers;
    Thou annointest my breasts with oil; My goal runneth over.

    Surely privates and coconut oil shall follow me all the days of my life,
    and I will dwell in the Exclusive of the SPH forever."


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    "To our fellow BB, may she rest in peace."

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    Quote Originally Posted by sexysusie View Post
    "tits bb"
    "FUCK YOU, PAY ME!!!"
    *SMILES SWEETLY*
    Whoooa you just took me back. During pension disputes my dad's union gave them all FUPM keychains, they made up some relevant-sounding backronym but everyone knew what was up. Omg I need to get my hands on one. Or maybe order some custom panties...

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    Here lies our beloved friend Scotty
    On her back as she enjoyed in life
    It was hard to prise her legs shut
    So she'd fit in the coffin
    But we did it.
    May she rest in orgasmic bliss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vlodina View Post
    Here lies our beloved friend Scotty
    On her back as she enjoyed in life
    It was hard to prise her legs shut
    So she'd fit in the coffin
    But we did it.
    May she rest in orgasmic bliss.
    :') It's just... so beautiful.

    Lol that was frigging awesome! XD

    I especially liked the bit about having to prize your legs shut to fit you in the coffin. :3




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    Here Lies MJ
    "How do you fit a video camera into this thing?
    I want to make money from beyond the grave."

    (Wait, I'm a featured member now? I missed that, lol.)




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    She lived and died for the 2 magical words: "CLIP ORDER"
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    We don't need toxicity, not even from ourselves.
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    Sometimes your day can get brightened in the strangest of places!

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    Get off my grave before I kick you from beyond.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maryjaynexo View Post
    (Wait, I'm a featured member now? I missed that, lol.)
    You've always been a featured member to me, bb!

    Congrats!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Procrasturbator View Post
    "Here lies bb

    Babysitter, cheating wife, slutty stepdaughter"

    ^^^^ Funniest shit everrrrr!!!!

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    "$6.99 a minute to view epitaph. What? Other tombstones show the epitaph for free? Then go bother those other tombstones, motherfucker!"
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    I will have sex with anyone who sends me a text message on the Internet. It doesn't matter that I have never seen your face or that you may be texting me from prison or that you might be wearing a dress made from the skins of women you captured.



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    "VOYEUR GOLD SHOW

    GOLD REQUESTED: $7 GOLD

    SHOW DURATION: ETERNITY

    What I'll Do In This Gold Show: ***THIS IS A VOYEUR SHOW*** Watch me decompose, dessicate, disintegrate! What will I do when I'm no longer able to comprehend that anyone's watching? Jack off on my inanimate face! ***ABSOLUTELY NO REQUESTS OR INTERACTION***"

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    BEST.THREAD.EVAR!

    Thanks girls, I've been laughing my ass off at your responses all morning.

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    "High Tip of the month gets an exclusive look inside my coffin, and their name displayed here in my hole!"
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