Inspired by JAC's post in "Stupid annoying": what would be written on your camgirl tombstone?
Here's mine:
"That was one mighty facepalm"![]()
"Died of stupidity overload, may she finally rest in peace."





"She told you that dildo was too big!"




"Here lies bb
Babysitter, cheating wife, slutty stepdaughter"



"She lived as she died; surrounded by dicks".







I'm kind of like this *all* the time.




"The GOLD is my Shepherd; I shall not want.
It maketh me to lie down in spread eagle:
It leadeth me by slave collar.
It restoreth my lubrication:
It leadeth me in the paths of illiteracy for His name' sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the 30 second peeper,
I will fear no evil: For thou art with me;
Thy kick and thy ban button, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a gold show before me in the presence of my tippers;
Thou annointest my breasts with oil; My goal runneth over.
Surely privates and coconut oil shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in the Exclusive of the SPH forever."



"To our fellow BB, may she rest in peace."









Here lies our beloved friend Scotty
On her back as she enjoyed in life
It was hard to prise her legs shut
So she'd fit in the coffin
But we did it.
May she rest in orgasmic bliss.
Here Lies MJ
"How do you fit a video camera into this thing?
I want to make money from beyond the grave."
(Wait, I'm a featured member now? I missed that, lol.)



Get off my grave before I kick you from beyond.


"$6.99 a minute to view epitaph. What? Other tombstones show the epitaph for free? Then go bother those other tombstones, motherfucker!"




"VOYEUR GOLD SHOW
GOLD REQUESTED: $7 GOLD
SHOW DURATION: ETERNITY
What I'll Do In This Gold Show: ***THIS IS A VOYEUR SHOW*** Watch me decompose, dessicate, disintegrate! What will I do when I'm no longer able to comprehend that anyone's watching? Jack off on my inanimate face! ***ABSOLUTELY NO REQUESTS OR INTERACTION***"
BEST.THREAD.EVAR!
Thanks girls, I've been laughing my ass off at your responses all morning.



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