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    I just had to share this and get some opinions cause I'm still relatively new to dancing and this shit blew my mind.

    Tonight one of the girls was walking away from her customer after she had just given a him dance, he popped up (without warning), yanked his belt off and hauled off on her with it leaving a HUGE red welt mark on her side. I have never seen anything so crazy while working, the scariest part is he seemed like the most fun, cool, laidback guy before that. (I now know to never ever trust a customer)

    This can't possibly be the norm, can it? Whats the craziest/most outrageous thing that happened while you were working?

    Also, the dancer was fine and my management handled it beautifully, though I still felt awful for the poor girl.

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    Default Re: Craziest thing that ever happened while you were working?

    I'm not a dancer myself... but this happened to a woman I know. She was giving a lapdance to a guy, and was wearing a thong. This guy pushed her thong aside, and tried to stick his dick in her. Lucikly she was able to knee him in the balls, and get away from him.
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    i've had guys unzip their pants, pull out their dick and try and force me on top of it, pick me up and start licking my pussy while im kicking and screaming, but i have NEVER had a customer hit me!! that would be all-out war..he would get a stripper heel planted right though his eyeball. that is fucking assault ( a guy trying to stick their dick in you is assault too, but i've always been able to yell at them and make them stop)

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    ^^I too have had guys attempt to do this, they pull dicks out too frequently as well. I have had to yell at dudes in this scenario cause nice just doesnt do it...
    Another funny thing was when I used to work a day shift during the week, I was in back giving a regular a dance and so was another girl with some dude and the dude's wife had apparently been creeping/stalking him and she fallowed him there, ran back into the dressing room where her husband was getting a dance and hit him, screamed at him and pulled him out.LOL. I heard all this commotion next door and was like wtf!?

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    ^^I too have had guys attempt to do this, they pull dicks out too frequently as well. I have had to yell at dudes in this scenario cause nice just doesnt do it, they dont comprehend nice...

    Another funny thing was when I used to work a day shift during the week, I was in back giving a regular a dance and so was another girl with some dude and the dude's wife had apparently been creeping/stalking him and she fallowed him there, ran back into the dressing room where her husband was getting a dance and hit him, screamed at him and pulled him out.LOL. I heard all this commotion next door and was like wtf!?

    OH, one guy I did a vip with, went crazy when he realized we wernt gunna have sex and cornered me trying to trap me in the vip, and told me give him his $$ back after time was pretty much up. I took my phone out pretended to call management and then someone's hand was rt by the entrance so I called managements name pretending it was then there to save me and ran past him(he let me cuz he thought hed get in trouble) I was all the way naked btw, no thong and everything was out as I ran back to the dressing room.lol.

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    ^ that's messed up!! what a psycho, you meet all kinds in the SC. i had a guy bite me so hard on the arm it left a huge bruise, because he realized i wasn't gonna give him sex! and the security did NOTHING about it because he was rich as hell and many of them were employed by him outside the club..i was furious

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    Someone had a heartattack at the club last fall. He died in a girl's arms on the main floor....With a dildo in his butt and nipple clamps on his nips. A little while ago, one girl decided to have a vendetta after another girl, over stupid bs, and basically choked her out til she went limp at the end of a shift. She was not fired or suspended for that. However, she WAS fired recently for auditioning at another club. Wow, management...Then there was that one customer who I asked not to touch my butthole. He immediately scoops my pussy INSIDE my panties. When jerked his hand away, he was all, "Oh, sorry, I didn't realize that was your butthole." All asshurt and offended. Bitch. I hate when they do that.
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    OH, to add, this custy who I guess is a regular at this club I went to did a dance with me one night, got me naked in the dance (as required) but he kept trying to look at my vag all close and kept saying its too dark in here, they need better lights. I was like ok creep then the next night we do more dances and he shines a light on me at my vag! lol, I was like gtf!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToeOfTheCamel View Post
    Someone had a heartattack at the club last fall. He died in a girl's arms on the main floor....With a dildo in his butt and nipple clamps on his nips. A little while ago, one girl decided to have a vendetta after another girl, over stupid bs, and basically choked her out til she went limp at the end of a shift. She was not fired or suspended for that. However, she WAS fired recently for auditioning at another club. Wow, management...Then there was that one customer who I asked not to touch my butthole. He immediately scoops my pussy INSIDE my panties. When jerked his hand away, he was all, "Oh, sorry, I didn't realize that was your butthole." All asshurt and offended. Bitch. I hate when they do that.
    Um, they allow guys to have dildos in there ass at your club?lolol. WTF

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToeOfTheCamel View Post
    Someone had a heartattack at the club last fall. He died in a girl's arms on the main floor....With a dildo in his butt and nipple clamps on his nips. A little while ago, one girl decided to have a vendetta after another girl, over stupid bs, and basically choked her out til she went limp at the end of a shift. She was not fired or suspended for that. However, she WAS fired recently for auditioning at another club. Wow, management...Then there was that one customer who I asked not to touch my butthole. He immediately scoops my pussy INSIDE my panties. When jerked his hand away, he was all, "Oh, sorry, I didn't realize that was your butthole." All asshurt and offended. Bitch. I hate when they do that.
    Um, they allow guys to have dildos in there ass at your club?lolol. WTF

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    omg u gals are soooo hilarious!! couldn't help but laugh! i know someone dying/getting choked, bit on arm etc isn't funny but the way u guys described/word it so funny !!!~~~

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    Default Re: Craziest thing that ever happened while you were working?

    Years ago when I worked at a peepshow this guy had smuggled in a chicken and had his pants down around his ankles. I wonder what he was planning on doing with the chicken.

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    Default Re: Craziest thing that ever happened while you were working?

    That poor girl.

    Worst things that happened to me was once a guy tried to slap me for not going back to the hotel with him (I dodged, got him kicked out immediately obviously) and 2x a customer managed to get a finger up my butt. Not vagina, literally my butthole.

    edit: That said, don't be afraid of stripping. Find a good club (they still do exist) where you can feel safe and BE ASSERTIVE. I was too much of a people pleaser and while you want customers to find you charming you need to set firm boundaries also.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    this guy had smuggled in a chicken and had his pants down around his ankles. I wonder what he was planning on doing with the chicken.
    ^That takes the cake! Wtf ?
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    omfg u gals just made my day more joyful; haven't laughed/smiled all day today n needed this! sorry i not sayin i'm enjoying on anyone's bad etc experiences/encounters....~~~

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    Default Re: Craziest thing that ever happened while you were working?

    ... it's hard to pick the 'craziest', but how about this anecdote.

    Customer storms out of club after discovering that the 'services' promised by a dancer would not be delivered,
    Customer returns to the club a few minutes later attempting to get his money back, brandishing a .45 pistol,
    I and other dancers / customers dive for cover ( in my case underneath DJ's console )
    DJ calmly walks over to unhappy customer and promptly knocks him unconscious with his 5 D cell Maglite flashlight.

    ... or maybe this anecdote is even 'crazier'

    Clubowner and several cronies are having a weekly high stakes poker game on the 2nd floor above the club,
    A couple of club customers / perps are brave enough to bust into the game and attempt to rob all the players at gunpoint,
    Clubowner and cronies pull their own pistols, shoot both perps, and knock them right out the 2nd story window,
    New customer walks into club and asks what two loudly moaning guys are doing lying in the club's parking lot dumpster.

    Note the clubowner had to cancel the next week's poker game because too many players were still in the hospital recovering from their gunshot wounds.
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    A customer I was giving a dance to shit himself. Literally. He was wearing shorts and it got on the chair he was sitting on. Ugh it was the nastiest thing ever! A girl next to me started laughing, but I didn't think it was very funny. At the very least it didn't get on me, and it was close to closing time, but it totally ruined the night!
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    Reading this thread is making me sad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melonie View Post
    ... it's hard to pick the 'craziest', but how about this anecdote.

    Customer storms out of club after discovering that the 'services' promised by a dancer would not be delivered,
    Customer returns to the club a few minutes later attempting to get his money back, brandishing a .45 pistol,
    I and other dancers / customers dive for cover ( in my case underneath DJ's console )
    DJ calmly walks over to unhappy customer and promptly knocks him unconscious with his 5 D cell Maglite flashlight.

    ... or maybe this anecdote is even 'crazier'

    Clubowner and several cronies are having a weekly high stakes poker game on the 2nd floor above the club,
    A couple of club customers / perps are brave enough to bust into the game and attempt to rob all the players at gunpoint,
    Clubowner and cronies pull their own pistols, shoot both perps, and knock them right out the 2nd story window,
    New customer walks into club and asks what two loudly moaning guys are doing lying in the club's parking lot dumpster.

    Note the clubowner had to cancel the next week's poker game because too many players were still in the hospital recovering from their gunshot wounds.
    how did custies know the owner was having a poker game??

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    ^^^ it was a well known weekly routine !!!

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    I crushed a customers larynx with my heel once!

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    A few years ago, my best friend at the club was dating a guy for about 3 months. She didn't tell him that she was a dancer. He was in finishing his residency in med-school so they didn't see each other all that much; so she was able to "hide" her dancing from him. He was absolutely gorgeous and nice (went clubbing/drinking with them twice). So one night she tells me that he's going out with a bunch of his friends for a bachelor party. She's worried if he's going to stray and hoping that he doesn't end up at our club.

    So he ends up in our club. Here's the catch, he's just not at a bachelor party, it's his bachelor party. As soon as he got their with his friends, they bought him the bachelor stage dance. She and I didn't see him until he was up on stage getting his dances. Well, she was with a customer, and saw him through the mirror. She jumped up off a customer, accidently kicked him in the face when doing so, and took a b-line for the stage. She kicked off her shoes as soon as she hit the stage, and threw them at him. When she got up there close to him, she started slapping him in the face - at first everyone else thought it was just the rowdy stripper beating up on the bachelor, until she started to grab drinks from the stage area and throw them at him, and then kneed him in the balls. Management had to carry her out, while she's kicking and screaming. So I run out after her, she's outside the club having a cigarette, half calmed down and crying. The manager is there with another one of the bouncers, and this older gentleman comes walking by and asks what's wrong. She says something to the effect that her boyfriend just came in for his bachelor party. The older gentleman asks - are you talking about Brian... she says yep, and the old guy says "that's my son"... I thought world war III was about to start.

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    ^^^ahahaha, thats hilarious!

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    ^^^ KariSwitch, that one ranks up there with the 'legendaries' !!! At least your friend had a chance to deliver some not so poetic 'justice' on her 2 timing supposed BF !!!

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    EPIC, LOL !!! @Kari

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