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    Default Re: Craziest thing that ever happened while you were working?

    To anyone who asked about the dildo in the butt heart attack man: He was a reg here for eons, and he would come in, head to the restroom, insert dildo (remote-operated) and various other gear, then do his routine stripclub thing. He and his dildo were well-known here. RIP.
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    Hmm nothing too crazy too me. I had a guy throw water all over me, and another guy climbed up on my stage during my set..management didnt even notice -_- But there was a dancer who was dancing for the group of rowdy customers. Girl/ guy mix of people breaking every rule you can think of. ANyway they pushed too far with her and she got them kicked out. Anyway one of the girl ran up to the girl and I believe spit on her or pulled her hair. And bolted with a dancer and bouncers chasing after her ass and they had a getaway car outside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ava$ View Post
    OH, to add, this custy who I guess is a regular at this club I went to did a dance with me one night, got me naked in the dance (as required) but he kept trying to look at my vag all close and kept saying its too dark in here, they need better lights. I was like ok creep then the next night we do more dances and he shines a light on me at my vag! lol, I was like gtf!

    We have an old custie who does that at my club! It's fucking weird.

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    Not the craziest thing I've seen, but I once gave a lapdance to a really young, skinny kid. He was maybe 5'4" or 5'5" and 120 lbs max. As soon as I started dancing I noticed that he had a freakishly large, hard erection. So, I'm dancing and grinding my leg between his legs... As I do this, the erection seems to be getting even bigger. It's pointed down and I can actually see it growing down his thigh, through his jeans. The kid had this total "deer in headlights" look, but I just figured he was young and keep dancing. Then his penis detached from his body and traveled down his pant leg. A big, black dildo falls at his feet. Before I can react the kid pushes me off him, kicks the dildo across the room and sprints out of the club. The dildo rolled up to a table where one of my co-workers was sitting with her regular. Her regular picked it up in totally confusion. It was pretty funny.

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    ^^^AHAHaha!! I am dying laughing, this is hilarious!

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    I don't know who I feel worse for, you, him, or the poor guy who picked it up.

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    Don't feel bad for me. Guy paid $100 for 3 dances, then left after 2 minutes. (Always get the money up front!) Maybe feel bad for the kid... He could have had some kind of equipment issue he was compensating for. DEFINITELY feel sorry for the guy who touched the dildo. Who knows where that thing had been?!

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    I went into the DR and a pregnant dancer asked me if I had a tampon she could use, I asked her what for because she was pregnant, and she told me that her water broke and she wanted to work this shift before going to the hospital.

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    There was this regular who always brought a wolf mask with him and held it in his hands the whole time and only puts it on during lapdances. One of the girls was so creeped out by the idea of dancing for him while he wore the mask that she asked him to take it off and he told her she was "not behaving like a proper member of the pack by challenging the alpha male" and stormed out of the club. He was back two weeks later and he still wore the mask and this time nobody challenged him. But that incident gave us all a glimpse of what actually goes on in his mind and it was hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amira702 View Post
    I went into the DR and a pregnant dancer asked me if I had a tampon she could use, I asked her what for because she was pregnant, and she told me that her water broke and she wanted to work this shift before going to the hospital.
    OMG that's actually dangerous and the doctors tell you that all the time before you give birth WTF!! That is disgusting and sad on so many levels.

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