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    Default Re: Fucking a broker for a nice apt- good idea or run away?

    ^^^ i will take your bet kidding

    of cooourse , we are here to support you.

    wish you the best on the hustle

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    Don't they have to have some kind of real estate license?? If it were me I'd record the conversation or even wear a hidden camera and then if he kept acting shady after the deal was done I'd send it to the state's licensing authority (or his wife if he has one ).

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    I say go for it, but of course document it first as someone else mentioned, because that would suck to do it and then get played. My grandmother always told me as long as you have a pussy you should never be broke or homeless. Im not an escort either, but Ive done things at times to maintain in tough situations as Im sure plenty of other females have who will never admit it. Good luck.

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    It sounds way to sketchy IMHO....but on a logical level even if there is a document this slimebag could say your copy is a forgery and still try to stiff you and of course they would believe him over you. He may even mention you came on to him to gain leverage and discredit you. Anyone that skeezy is likely to have a million other shady moves. So I vote no. On a logical (and personal) level.
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    I am not sure how the school you are attending works, but would it be another option to pay the broker fee with the tuition money, and pay the tuition / re-enroll next semester? Just one way to avoid the sketchiness aspect altogether.
    Also, I am sure you have checked, but just in case, have you talked to the school to see if there is any way to defer the payment for tuition, or anything at all that would allow you to use that tuition money up front to avoid this dude?

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    The problem isn't just the money, it's that he's the only one I've found so far who will overlook my bad credit and no proof of income. I don't have a problem with it on a personal level either. At this point I'm planning on doing it, I just want it to be as legit (paperwork wise) as possible and have a back up plan in case he tries to play me. Thanks for all your advice, I will keep you updated

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    Also I have text messages that prove he came on to me. Actually, text wise I haven't really flirted at all

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    I am totally on board with you doing this, just wanting you to be safe & sucessfull w/it of course! I am in the same situation, this's why I live w/drunk/heavy cig smokin' roomies
    One of my ex's is a landlord, or was..I know he probl. still has his 3 flat, which would be sky high & way out from where I'd want to live..
    He did offer to give me a rent free place in a larger/cheaper building he once owned (this was some time ago though) in exchange for 'spying' on tenants, &, not mentioned, but prob. regular 'visits' would be expected too


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    My roommate fucked the younger brother of this guy who is best friends with a broker guy, and that's basically how we got our apartment in a very competitive area. Not NYC or SF competitive, but very close. The best friend guy spent 45 minutes on the phone with the broker guy convincing him that he NEEDED us as tenants lmao. The broker guy never asked for proof of income, no credit check, no ID check, or even for our SSNs. And this isn't even a private landlord by any means. lmao. I say do it, but get everything in writing beforehand.

    Also, this is not legal and I am not suggesting you do something illegal, but a lot of girls have edited fake bank statements using the free program PDFescape. But I mean, its not like you're not making money, you just don't really have proof of it. And if 1 of your credit bureaus is good or decent, you can freeze the other 2 for $10 per bureau. To fix your credit, I suggest you follow this: but it will still take a few months.

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    Please record phone conversations/ meetings plant a camcorder in your room turn your phone recorder/camcorder on record this in some type of way. Ive been played before not in this particular situation but enough to know you need proof so just in case this goes sour you can still fuck him up with evidence!!!! If you want to do this just be prepared hunni and like whirlerz said we want u to be safe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spoiledivy View Post
    Please record phone conversations/ meetings plant a camcorder in your room turn your phone recorder/camcorder on record this in some type of way. Ive been played before not in this particular situation but enough to know you need proof so just in case this goes sour you can still fuck him up with evidence!!!! If you want to do this just be prepared hunni and like whirlerz said we want u to be safe.
    Isn't it illegal to record someone without notifying them that they are being recorded first? I heard that kind of evidence is not accepted in court because of that. I would get it in writing, and beforehand.

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    idk if thats true or not but i mean how else do ppl catch cheating husbands n such ..... unless u need to be a private investigator to do so ........ i just say be prepared for whatever.... but glamour rouge u are so pretty i love your avi

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    Quote Originally Posted by GlamourRouge View Post
    Isn't it illegal to record someone without notifying them that they are being recorded first? I heard that kind of evidence is not accepted in court because of that. I would get it in writing, and beforehand.
    Recording laws are totally dependent on the state. In some, only one person being recorded needs to know/consent. In other places, both have to know.

    Good luck, LL. You sound like you're being smart about it, and it seems like it will solve a few of your problems. Keep us updated!

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    Default Re: Fucking a broker for a nice apt- good idea or run away?

    Just FYI, sexual extortion is a felony. You could have this dude put away.

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    Default Re: Fucking a broker for a nice apt- good idea or run away?

    I guess you could potentially have him write you a receipt for his fee allegedly paid in cash and he has to hand that to you before hand-- but yeah, I wouldn't do that set-up before you had the apartment.

    however, since it seems like he wants to have you as a sugar baby, I think there's no reason why he can't get you INTO the apartment, and then you two go on a date. That first date would be a prelude to the SB arrangement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akuk View Post
    I am not sure how the school you are attending works, but would it be another option to pay the broker fee with the tuition money, and pay the tuition / re-enroll next semester? Just one way to avoid the sketchiness aspect altogether.
    Also, I am sure you have checked, but just in case, have you talked to the school to see if there is any way to defer the payment for tuition, or anything at all that would allow you to use that tuition money up front to avoid this dude?
    also, no dorms available?

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    Get your signature on the lease,keys in hand then hang out with him.Someone said that its NY,they think differently there,whoever said it was right.Just please be careful!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tuesdaymarie View Post
    Recording laws are totally dependent on the state. In some, only one person being recorded needs to know/consent. In other places, both have to know.

    Good luck, LL. You sound like you're being smart about it, and it seems like it will solve a few of your problems. Keep us updated!
    NYS law states that both parties need too know,but it would never hurt too record anyway.

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    get it in writing that the fee is being waived - get your lease - cover your butt as best you can with the rest - if it all goes bad the worst that has happened is you fucked someone for free - probably not the first time right? - ( not meant in a mean or condescending way ) do what you have to do to survive - my advice is get going since it is 10 days from your deadline - not much time to come up with plan B if prince charming falls through - best of luck

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nikki_Fox View Post
    get it in writing that the fee is being waived...
    Oh, yeah!! Definitely this! Make sure that everything he's giving you a break on (fees, credit checks, etc) is being written down as waived so he can't come back and say "Well, we never did go through this step so... fuck you." Go through all the details and close any loopholes he could possibly build with statements saying he's aware of the fact and is giving you the place, regardless. I think it's cool that you may have a lawyer-custy who's able to look at the paperwork and possibly verify it, for you.

    As far as recording conversations: typically it's true that unless there's an understanding that the other party is aware, it's all inadmissible in court BUT, if it has to go that far, you've probably got an attorney who's heard the tape and can definitely use it as a tool, in negotiating a deal with his lawyers. I can't think of too many lawyers that would hear their clients brokering this kind of deal and not encourage them to play ball before it got to court. If you want to take the steps to record yourself and have the means to do it, it might be a smart move.

    Good luck! My bestie lives in Queens. I had no idea it was so competitive to get a place in that area but he was in Chelsea before that and Harlem before that so maybe he just has stable rental history enough that he can easily pin a place down. I'm not sure about his credit, although I'm positive he also has verifiable income. NYC is such a tough city to move around in!
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    Default Re: Fucking a broker for a nice apt- good idea or run away?

    I didn't read all responses but I sell real estate & this guy needs to be Hustled hard, time to take from him.

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    Default Re: Fucking a broker for a nice apt- good idea or run away?

    at first I was gonna say no way but then I read that youre in nyc which is a bitch to find an apartment so I say go for it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by charlotte. View Post
    at first I was gonna say no way but then I read that youre in nyc which is a bitch to find an apartment so I say go for it!
    ^^^ Yeah especially if its in Manhattan!!!

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    I'm in NYC too and definitely curious to hear how this turns out! It really is a place full of shady-as-fuck brokers, I remember when I moved here and handed my cash deposit over to a broker and legit I didn't know if I'd ever see the cash or a set of keys again. If it does work out for you LL, having this place could really make it easier for you to move on to a new place in the future. Keep your receipts from paying rent each month and it could go a long way with a future landlord to prove responsible rent payment history and such.


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    You know I'm thinking about it but why just the $1500? Why not him cover this fee and the whole down payment? Why not move in with nothing to pay until the next month? That would be a sweet deal. Just say well you want me to be your girlfriend right? Can't you make sure I move in first month rent free?

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