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    I tried this working @ Daydreams and it worked though it initially started off as a joke. Anyone else ever pull this card? Did it work for you?
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    I've tried it w/ French, & occasionally laying on the Slavic accent reaaallly thick/broken English, both w/ mixed results. When I get the Spanish speakers who can't/won't speak English, I just start carrying on in French & if they are European sm times they will understand enough that we can make smtg happen.

    I've also gotten sm pretty nasty comments from customers for it 'Go back to your Slavic $hthole' & they kinda go downhill from there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aniela View Post
    I've tried it w/ French, & occasionally laying on the Slavic accent reaaallly thick/broken English, both w/ mixed results. When I get the Spanish speakers who can't/won't speak English, I just start carrying on in French & if they are European sm times they will understand enough that we can make smtg happen.

    I've also gotten sm pretty nasty comments from customers for it 'Go back to your Slavic $hthole' & they kinda go downhill from there.
    Or "Go back to Mexico!" that's what they told me and oddly "Go back to Vietnam!" O_O
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aniela View Post
    I've tried it w/ French, & occasionally laying on the Slavic accent reaaallly thick/broken English, both w/ mixed results. When I get the Spanish speakers who can't/won't speak English, I just start carrying on in French & if they are European sm times they will understand enough that we can make smtg happen.

    I've also gotten sm pretty nasty comments from customers for it 'Go back to your Slavic $hthole' & they kinda go downhill from there.
    Or "Go back to Mexico!" that's what they told me and oddly "Go back to Vietnam!" O_O
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    Default Re: Que? No habla ingles!

    Man, I wish. Red hair and freckles can't really pass for anything but English.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    Or "Go back to Mexico!" that's what they told me and oddly "Go back to Vietnam!" O_O
    Spanish, Polish, Vietnamese, or Swahili - to so many ppl, if it's not English, it's all just po-tay-toe/po-tah-toe. Smh.

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    Default Re: Que? No habla ingles!

    I once danced with a Russian girl who tanned and dyed her hair and spoke with a thick Italian accent... Guys ate it up. If only I could pull off that stuff

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    Hmm, I once convinced a non-Eng. speaking Spanish guy to jump my car, using pantomine does that count?
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    Oddly enough I have never purposefully played this card.....although and this happened twice I was flagged down for a few dances and the proprietors were under the assumption I didn't speak English.....we had a large Eastern European population of dancers at our club, so I guess they thought I was one of them. Odd as it is I went with it, because I figured why not and they loved it. BTW I am Italian and English LOL. Not even close to being of Slavic descent, but people constantly mistake me for being Eastern European. Perhaps there is something my parents aren't telling me LOL......

    Also since I speak Spanish I like to use that to my advantage. Usually these customers are paid in cash and I have never known a Hispanic visitor to carry less than $200 cash on them. It's just a trend and I am not trying to be racist here, just a fact. And they love to drink, so that means more spending, but unfortunately you do have to fight to keep them from being too hands-on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    Or "Go back to Mexico!" that's what they told me and oddly "Go back to Vietnam!" O_O
    haha that reminds me when I used to work at a call center, introduced myself with my first name (which is crazy Italian) and the guy yelled at me to go back to the Philippines and hung up... Um what? Ignorance all around!





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    I love it how some customers miraculously forget their English when it's time to pay you. -_-
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