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    Default OMG! Mitten Shaped Baby Wipes! and the name "Shittens"

    I heard this on Howard Stern as what everyone thought was a goof giving silly business ideas to Mark Cuban a few months ago.Now listening to todays Stern show and now they are a real product.

    The idea is so you can wipe without worrying about getting poop on your hands.
    These things look awesome but a little expensive.
    Think for cleaning almost anything gross.
    https://www.getshittens.com/index.php
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    Oh, something i did tonight when a guy wanted to give me his number i said 'we can't accept numbers when there's so many people/cameras watching. i'll only accept it if you hide it in a tip.' So he gave me $10. Ha.
    Now that's thinking green!

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    Default Re: OMG! Mitten Shaped Baby Wipes! and the name "Shittens"

    I don't know why you wouldn't just wear a gloven.

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    Default Re: OMG! Mitten Shaped Baby Wipes! and the name "Shittens"

    There are no words. I mean..... I don't even..... Well folks, we now live in a world with Shittens.

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    Default Re: OMG! Mitten Shaped Baby Wipes! and the name "Shittens"

    Apparently there is a lot of interest from people with disabled dependents, where a caregiver / parent has to help them clean up after the restroom. Kids with autism, in wheelchairs, etc. I guess I can see the concept being ok. All depends on being priced correctly though

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    Default Re: OMG! Mitten Shaped Baby Wipes! and the name "Shittens"

    ^^
    The price is what gets me, $9.95 + shipping for 20!
    Quote Originally Posted by Kyaaa View Post
    Oh, something i did tonight when a guy wanted to give me his number i said 'we can't accept numbers when there's so many people/cameras watching. i'll only accept it if you hide it in a tip.' So he gave me $10. Ha.
    Now that's thinking green!

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    Default Re: OMG! Mitten Shaped Baby Wipes! and the name "Shittens"

    shittens!! omg im dying over here..shittens..

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    Default Re: OMG! Mitten Shaped Baby Wipes! and the name "Shittens"

    Shittens ...that cracked me up lol!
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    Default Re: OMG! Mitten Shaped Baby Wipes! and the name "Shittens"

    ok, I just seen a jingle OMFG!

    Quote Originally Posted by Kyaaa View Post
    Oh, something i did tonight when a guy wanted to give me his number i said 'we can't accept numbers when there's so many people/cameras watching. i'll only accept it if you hide it in a tip.' So he gave me $10. Ha.
    Now that's thinking green!

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    Default Re: OMG! Mitten Shaped Baby Wipes! and the name "Shittens"

    Lol! The FAQ is so great! "The asswipe behind the asswipe"!
    There is no reason to take it up the ass and then act all butthurt.
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    Default Re: OMG! Mitten Shaped Baby Wipes! and the name "Shittens"

    ^^
    I liked
    "Are shittens reusable?"
    Answer: "you're gross"
    Quote Originally Posted by Kyaaa View Post
    Oh, something i did tonight when a guy wanted to give me his number i said 'we can't accept numbers when there's so many people/cameras watching. i'll only accept it if you hide it in a tip.' So he gave me $10. Ha.
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    Cause 'MERICA







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    Default Re: OMG! Mitten Shaped Baby Wipes! and the name "Shittens"

    It helps wipe off all the HPV and shame!

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    I had previously stuck the bananas and cucumber in my cooter, yes.

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    "Shitten balls should never be used as a weapon"

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    Default Re: OMG! Mitten Shaped Baby Wipes! and the name "Shittens"

    I literally cried of laughter after seeing this! Bookmarked and ready to order for my friend and family at christmas!
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