The other night, one of my club's regulars came in. He's always gotten on my nerves. He comes in loud and boisterous, and this particular night he boasted how he had just won $10,000 in the lottery (yeah, right) but he's not "spending it at the club." He's a total tool. But he'll find a girl he likes and buys several dances from her over the course of the night. His usual girl wasn't there on this night, so lo and behold despite me being a complete non-complacent bitch to him, he picks me. I'd heard he spits when he talks and he smells bad, but I'd never been close enough to experience either; I just thought he was an asshole. So I agree to dance for him and OH MY GOD this man REEKS. He even puts his arms up with his hands behind his head so his pits are in full odor-spreading action. It was the worst dance I've ever had to give in my life. And, because he's such a dick in general, I was wondering if he came to the club like that on purpose to feel superior over all the poor strippers who need his money *gag*.
I told my boss I'd never dance for him again, I don't care how much money he offers. The customer kept pestering me all night for more dances, but I kept making up excuses, like I don't feel good (which was true!). I almost told him, "Dude, to be honest, you just freaking stink and I can't handle it."
He told me through my dancer Facebook page that he's going to come in later this week to see me. Oh god, what do I do?? Should I just be honest with him? I mean, it'd do BOTH of us and the other dancers a favor. I mean, he might genuinely not know he smells so someone should tell him, right? But I don't want to get in trouble with my boss, either. But I can't play the "I feel ill" card again. Any suggestions, ladies?



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