Fml I want bigger knockers now.





Fml I want bigger knockers now.
"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest





"Alot of people are afraid to say what they want, that's why they don't get what they want"~ Madonna
"Respect is a dying art"
"Philosophy is the talk on a cereal box"





Oooh, thanks so much Simone! You know, it was talked about hot pink lip gloss..I was in Ulta today, & got one for only 2.50, so pretty, it's Essence brand, made in Germany, all their stuff's very affordable
Thanks so much hon, now i gotta drag my ass to some clubs haha. Watching tutorials on youtube now
Edit: Lashes, too! I got some individuals, from elf (1.00) but they look so small, I gotta get the good Duo glue & tweezers..
I love the thin, spidery strip lashes, I may try those.
No matter how much mascara I use, I can't get that 'big eye' look..
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt




I am really liking this thread (although I'm also wondering why OP got banned). I am trying to achieve the porn star look as well. So far I've tanned and gotten myself a little bit thinner (working on tightening my stomach now).
I have been looking at different makeup tutorials on youtube and to get ideas what I do is type something like "Pamela Anderson makeup tutorial" into the search bar. I've also typed "Courtney Stodden makeup tutorial". I've always thought that her makeup is bit dark and exaggerated which would be perfect for club lighting.










Carrie has the black eyeliner too.
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt





MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt





^ im loving the reverse cat eye on those girls! just started doing that at work and it really does make your eyes more dramatic




I forgot to mention contouring! It really helps your facial structure to stand out in club lighting. And you can add some to your chest to make your boobs and clavicles look nicer too.





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Hope this's visable..these were on sale @ Ulta, Khroma, Kim K & Khloe lashes..I wanted the lengthening mascara, but they were out of it
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt




fake lashes make everyone look so much hotter! I wish I could wear them out and about during the day without looking like a hot mess.





Thanks..^ I bought today Doll Eyes mascara by NYX, it's supposed to be really good, & look like false lashes..I just have kinda shaky hands, & can't find my tweezer for the lashes!
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt




Long false eyelashes, eyelure doubles are good 204/207 extend the eyes. Dramatic eye shadow, I like to wear very bright colours with pale pink lips. Big hair, I'm not a hair extensions girl but I have long hair and extensions slip out. But backcombing is your friend. Acrylics nails and fake tan. If you want to look more doll like go on pinkyparadise.com and get some circle lenses. Colour change plus they make your iris's appear larger and hence more like a doll. But failing all that just make yourself up to look pretty but above all comfortable and confident in your own skin, your "stripper look" will evolve with time and its much better to start dancing feeling happy rather than overly made up :-) we're a fantasy, but men have all different kinds of ideas of what a fantasy girl entails and being confident is usually top of the list. Good luck. YouTube is a mine of knowledge and helpful tips.
''I love fake boobs''
''They're not fake! I grew them myself!''




Coming back to update this thread; I have to buy some makeup today and I was lurking older threads when I found this gem (and it's got pictures):
Super-Easy-Stripper-Makeup-Tutorial

Here are my suggestions which I also se myself
1) Get that Barbie-body toned: Make sure you keep it fat-free with slim legs and a small waiste
2) Get yourself some big titties: Make sure they look porn-star fake, i.e. round and hard
3) Have plenty of healthy looking hair (with or without extensions on your head) ideally in blonde
4) Make sure there are no other hair on your body ... wax rather than shave
5) Get that ass and pussy bleached
6) Get a nice tan
7) Keep it moderate with tattoos (best is probably having the classic tramp stamp above the ass and maybe something on the lower leg)
have only few piercings at the right spot (navel and clit are best)
9) keep feet perfectly pedicured (no dead skin and bright nail polish)
10) Get long fake fingernails
11) Go for an aggressive make-up especially around the eyes and use bright lip gloss
12) wear large earrings
13) go wild on stripper clothes and heels (7inch or more, open toe)
14) whiten your teeth





^ i agree with that list, except that waxing can only be done when you let it grow out, which isn't really possible/optimal for strippers who work a lot lol. i'd suggest laser hair removal if you can afford it!



I have a thing about feet. I think your feet and toes should always look beautiful because your feet are generally at eye level with the customers when you are on stage. Maybe I'm just easily grossed out by feet, but I hate seeing a gorgeous girl on the stage flop her funky, mangled feet down right in front of a customer. I can dance with my hair looking like a rats nest and with mascara running down my face, but I can't dance without pedicures toes. I also can't dance when I think I stink. Those are my 2 beauty tips for strippers. Have pretty feet and don't smell gross.
even though I don't look fake at all, i ALWAYS wear fake lashes. practice til you get better at them. i have shaky hands but i can usually get it right on the first try. there are small applier tools you can get at sephora/ulta, maybe those will help. i remember them being cheap. i think you really need them to look polished in the club, but that's just been my experience.






Bumpie for this!!!
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt





Love that tumbler! More 'fake' stuff pls!
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt



I would look in the mirror at myself fresh out of shower. Then do everything I can do revamp myself into a new person. From head to toe.
I would say going extreme fake. Flat hair to major bed head hair and move on down!
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