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    Default Crazy First Lines

    I know someone else said it but I do it too. Sometimes I like to imagine cam conversations with customers as real life face-to-face conversations. Some of them would be hilarious. Especially some of their opening lines. Post some of the craziest opening lines a customer (I'm using "customer" loosely here) has said to you that would be totally inappropriate to walk up to a stranger and say.

    The biggest one from my morning shift today was:

    "How many cumshots can you take?"
    Last edited by PrincessLavender; 09-05-2013 at 08:57 PM.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lusty Laken View Post
    "Show ass bb"
    or "open ass bb"


    "I bet your hairy pussy smells wonderful."
    "You look like you know how to suck dick real good."
    "Oh wow! You are so beautiful! Can I see your tits?"
    "You are hotter than my sister."
    "I'm a virgin. Is that okay?"
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    "Hello, I would love for you to poop for me on a coffee table. Can you do that for me, please?"
    (notice the proper use of grammar and spelling.)


    My favorite first line was,

    "Don't forget to bring a towel! "
    (south park reference.)

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    I just wanna see you bending over bb. You don't have to get naked.
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    "Do You do Incest?"
    Me: "Only if they're not related".

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    "Are you shaved?"

    Me: "No" (Like I would really answer )

    "How hairy are you?"
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    "Can you rate my dick?"





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