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    I am considering a boob job. I am not looking to do alright in my club anymore I want to do really good. I have very many many hot girls at my club and I need an edge to compete. I know my boobs are okay but please be honestly harsh with me will a boob job give me that edge. Attached is a photo of my boobs and my body. Also if there is anything else you think I could improve on my body to give me that edge let me know. BE HONEST PLEASE I need real criticism because no one likes to give it. I really need you to!..if i need to lose ten, lift my butt, get a boob job let me know! thank you


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    Tbh you could probably get hired at a mid tier club for dayshift or a dive. I'm not saying you're hideous but this industry is going to hell in a handbasket.

    I don't know where you are but IME anything with a vagina and Payless church shoes can be a stripper. This industry is dying a slow death like the Roman empire.

    Jump on the bandwagon while you can.

    There is still money, don't get me wrong, and the top tier clubs still have some standards. But overall, clubs just want quantity, not quality.

    Hell in a way I benefit from the decline in standards. 10 years ago my heavily tattooed ass wouldn't have been allowed to work. C'est la vie.

    Get tits and lose weight if you want to. It won't hurt.
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    I'm no expert on the business itself, but I have to say you have a lovely body!! You have a great rack - it's not small either!

    Boob implants are old news...they don't look good, they don't feel good. They're a very expensive and painful way of looking cheap. That's my honest opinion.

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    I think your boobs are gorgeous. Toning your body would make you more money than a boob job, and will cost less. You don't look overweight, per se, but toned arms/no love handles/a tighter butt with that rack and you'll definitely see your earnings go up. Fake boobs are great and I can understand how girls that go from A's to D's see an increase in their $$, but plenty of top earners get there without fake boobs - the only thing I see consistently in the girls that make the most money is that they are TONED, every last one of them. My boobs are a little smaller than yours and I don't think I'll ever get them augmented - just eat healthy as often as possible and work out.
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    Default Re: Honest Body Critique please!!!

    FWIW working on your hustle will probably make you more money than a boob job.


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    Just focus on losing weight and toning right now. Let's face it we are short. 5' does not give us a lot of leeway for extra baggage. When I gain or lose 5llbs let me tell you people notice. I notice. If you want boobs after you lose weight get them. And as for BA's being "old news" and "looking cheap" well then I'll look cheap while I laugh my way to the bank.

    I will play the devil's advocate and say that I made plenty of money before my BA. I did very well. But I do even better (and I'm more of a bitch) post BA.

    Also if you don't mine me asking where are you located? I showed your pics to my bf and he was "If she has teeth she's great for PA! She's not overweight at all!"
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    I agree with everyone else. Focus on toning up first, then see if you really still want a BA. Lifting weights for your chest/upper arms will help your boobs look more "perky" so rather than just bigger.

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    Default Re: Honest Body Critique please!!!

    You definitely need to lose some weight and tone up. Your boobs are nice though, when I first looked st the pic and saw just the left boob I thought you had a boob job. My implants look like your left boob( completely natural) at this point your boobs are great but my sister has big boobs and they go from a d to a defalted small c when she loses weight. I'd wait on boobs and see how they look when you lose 10 -15 pounds and tone up.

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    Default Re: Honest Body Critique please!!!

    I think you've got a great body!

    I don't think you need a boob job. IMO it's only needed if they flat and saggy. But to each is own.

    And like the others said, if you want to have the edge - looks wise - toning up will make you look and feel even better.

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    The skinnier you are the more doors you can fit through is my motto. But you should also be toned. "Skinnyfat" is just as bad, if not worse than Fatty McFatFat. Don't go on a crash diet and try to lose the weight rapidly. You will just end up with loose skin everywhere. Start slow, change your diet and work out ASAP.
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    "Our culture is obsessed with beauty, and shouldn’t be. It’s very tough to be genetically unlucky, desperate to meet the standards of elites that are impossible for certain body types. But fat acceptance is not the answer. Not everyone can be thin, but just about everybody can avoid being obese."

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    Default Re: Honest Body Critique please!!!

    i love large natural boobs, like many guys so i'm going to have to go with you look great the way you are! esp if you have a pretty face and other great features. i like the thicker look on women because im so small, maybe just tone up the midsection to make them look bigger!
    but please don't get them before you lose weight, if you are going to..i hear it can give the boobs ripples if you drastically lose pounds after getting a BA. i dont' have fake ones but that's just what i've heard

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    Yeah, please don't get the implants now. That's what I did and look at what happened. Lose some weight and see how you feel after. The implants won't run away.

    If I can I'll post some pics of my post BA hell. You couldn't even tell I had fake tits. I just looked like a fatty with jelly rolls and big knockers. Ugh. I was disgusting.
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    I think you're lovely too! I really like your hip shape-it's sort of an "A", but I agree with what others have said about firming and toning up. You have the foundation of turning a good look into a great one.

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    Default Re: Honest Body Critique please!!!

    Thank you everyone for the great critiques ! I'll put off the BA for now and really work hard at the gym and eating healthy!

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    Girl, you have got some excellent raw materials to work with! Here's what I would do:

    1) Read Hustle Hut--Specifically, the Law of Attraction thread.
    2) Tone. Start taking pole classes or buy a pole for your living room. I needed to lose weight when I started dancing, I tried gym, running, dieting like crazy, nothing works as well for me as a moderated healthy diet and active lifestyle that involves a lot of walking, biking, the occasional pole or yoga class, and pole play time all the time! I don't think you're overweight but just generally the better in shape you are as a dancer the happier you will be--not just money wise, the job is hard on your joints and muscles too so keeping them healthy will help keep you healthy
    3) Push up bras and push up outfits --fuck a boob job buy some awesome push up bras. Big naturals sometimes need a bit of help to look awesome, but you can get the "fake" boob look with your naturals by wearing an excellent quality bra underneath a cleavage enhancing lingerie piece like a merrywidow or a corset. By the time they realise your trick you'll already have them in VIP :p I also think you'd look great in a sexy long dress

    A note on boob jobs: I don't want to knock them, I know they look great on some people, but I feel like this is a dying trend of the 90s and 2000s and in 10 years almost no one will be getting boob jobs. At least not so many young girls. I see them being used more as "upkeep" rather than enhancement in the future.
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    Default Re: Honest Body Critique please!!!

    Girl, you have got some excellent raw materials to work with! Here's what I would do:

    1) Read Hustle Hut--Specifically, the Law of Attraction thread.
    2) Tone. Start taking pole classes or buy a pole for your living room. I needed to lose weight when I started dancing, I tried gym, running, dieting like crazy, nothing works as well for me as a moderated healthy diet and active lifestyle that involves a lot of walking, biking, the occasional pole or yoga class, and pole play time all the time! I don't think you're overweight but just generally the better in shape you are as a dancer the happier you will be--not just money wise, the job is hard on your joints and muscles too so keeping them healthy will help keep you healthy
    3) Push up bras and push up outfits --fuck a boob job buy some awesome push up bras. Big naturals sometimes need a bit of help to look awesome, but you can get the "fake" boob look with your naturals by wearing an excellent quality bra underneath a cleavage enhancing lingerie piece like a merrywidow or a corset. By the time they realise your trick you'll already have them in VIP :p I also think you'd look great in a sexy long dress

    A note on boob jobs: I don't want to knock them, I know they look great on some people, but I feel like this is a dying trend of the 90s and 2000s and in 10 years almost no one will be getting boob jobs. At least not so many young girls. I see them being used more as "upkeep" rather than enhancement in the future.
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    I think you look good but everyone is right tone up and do some cardio (you don't have a long way to go either) and maybe work on getting a boobjob in the future.

    Don't get me wrong, your boobs look fine and all now but big boobs is always, always ( I don't care what anyone tells you) a plus especially in this type of environment.

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    You'd get hired at a lot of the clubs here in Michigan, but maybe not the most upscale ones. I think your body has a nice shape to it but you'd definitely have to lose weight and tone up to work at the most high end places. I don't think you'd have a problem with mid tier places, though. These days I see a lot of girls your size at mid tier clubs and skinnier girls tend to be at top tier clubs. I think your body is good but to widen your range of places you can get hired you should definitely slim down. Cardio will help you burn fat. Squats will help your overall physique immensly. Also, crunches and planks will help your core.
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    Fake tits are like Kevlar. They won't guarantee your survival but they can improve it. Just go to a good PS. I did 4 years of research before I got my "expensive and painful way of looking cheap".

    Well as Dolly Parton said "It takes a lot of money to look this cheap." My investment has paid itself off many times over.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RosesForMyLove View Post
    Don't get me wrong, your boobs look fine and all now but big boobs is always, always ( I don't care what anyone tells you) a plus especially in this type of environment.
    No they're going out of style like the mullet and Walkmans.
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    I agree with everyone. Lose maybe 5-10 pounds and tone up. You have a small frame, once you go to the gym regularly you will look better in the club.

    A boob job IMO is not as important as being in shape.

    I'm not saying bigger girls can't be top earners but in my experience its always the petite, toned girls that guys with money to spend tend to go for. Obviously you need to know how to hustle them, but being skinny is a big advantage.

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    I agree that exercising if you don't already would be extremely beneficial and eating healthier. You look good but can look better. A boob job can wait.

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    Trust me I notice a skinny chick with small tits in Philly quicker than one with knockers. And +1000 if you have teeth. My bf and I were in Center City and we saw a cute lil spinner with a nice set of pearly whites and he was "So they DO exist!"
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    Default Re: Honest Body Critique please!!!

    You don't look overweight, but I agree that you definitely have to get to your goal weight before you consider a BA. When I went in for my initial consult with my plastic surgeon, he said "we definitely have to go under the muscle because you are a thin lady". I'm not sure if that was just BS, (plastic surgeons, even the good ones, are trying to sell you into surgery).

    So if you do decide to tone up and even lose just 5lbs, it will definitely affect your decolletage area and will alter the look of your BA.

    Good luck! I especially like the suggestions to work on your hustle. I've seen some girls get back to work after having their boobs done, and seen no noticeable improvement in their earnings because they expected their boobs to do the hustling for them.

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