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    Hi Ladies,

    I know we've all had those nut jobs with truly crazy turn ons and fetishes, that make you wanna burst into laughter... but ya can't (well, at least not until the show is over, LOL) I've been camming for over a year and am not new to this so I'm pretty used to this sort of thing, but every now and then I still get that one customer that is just totally crazy!

    My most recent one, is I got a customer who wanted a show where I roleplay his ex, a "dirty Jewish whore", where his girlfriend cheated on him with some black guys she met on Craigslist and had a gangbang. He wanted me to pretend to be her and call myself things like "dirty little Jewish whore" and "filthy Jewish c*mslut", while doing a cuckolding roleplay with the star of David drawn on my chest with lipstick, LOL. (Note: I hope none of those Jewish comments offended anyone, that is NOT my phrasing that is his, I just wanted to give you the examples of what he wanted me to say in the roleplay) He sent me a buttload of pictures of her, and wanted me to pose in the same positions she was in and doing the same things she was doing in the pics. The pics were CRAZY... that's all I have to say

    Then, the other day I had a customer that wanted me to sit on my knees, sideview of me pushing out my stomach as far as I could, rubbing it while just sitting there. I just sat and did that for 10 minutes and he thoroughly enjoyed the show, lol.

    I know we deal with strange fetishes and requests on a daily basis, but what are the craziest ones that have stuck with you? I bet this thread will get very interesting

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    Hmm iv had a few but the most recent one has to be this guy on aw wanting me to go on cam and shave my eyebrows off and then cover my hair in syrup and then put whipped cream all over my face and body..

    I didnt do it as i couldnt be bothered to then have to clean up after lol but my god there are some strange men out there!!

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    I had a guy on SM ask if I would shave my eyebrows off for 10 gold. Doubt he was serious. I would totally shave them off for like 1500 gold ($500 for me) though =)).

    I have several regs with strangling/hanging fetish. For one of them, I make a nooze, attach it to the lamp hook, write a note (sometimes I get pretty creative), put it somewhere he can see it, then climb on a chair, put the loop around my neck and stand like that for like 10 minutes.
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    Yes, you are very right cassie, it amazes me how very strange some of these men are! Like, what kind of crazy life experiences have they had to get turned on by such strange things, or geez what kind of porn have they watched? LOL. I find that odd that both of you have had customers with the shaving eyebrows fetish. Weird, must be a common thing then? Haven't run into that yet, but who knows maybe I will. Sunnylexie, I really wonder about the mental stability of the guy with the hanging fetish. Like, if he saw a girl hanging from a tree in a field or something, would he just walk up and start going to town on her? I mean, seriously... crazy men out there! And we're paid to deal with the crazies... oh well at least it pays well!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunnylexie View Post
    I have several regs with strangling/hanging fetish. For one of them, I make a nooze, attach it to the lamp hook, write a note (sometimes I get pretty creative), put it somewhere he can see it, then climb on a chair, put the loop around my neck and stand like that for like 10 minutes.
    Holy shit.
    This is. . . Interesting.
    Learn a new fetish everyday, I guess.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paranormal Gal View Post
    Yes, you are very right cassie, it amazes me how very strange some of these men are! Like, what kind of crazy life experiences have they had to get turned on by such strange things, or geez what kind of porn have they watched? LOL. I find that odd that both of you have had customers with the shaving eyebrows fetish. Weird, must be a common thing then? Haven't run into that yet, but who knows maybe I will. Sunnylexie, I really wonder about the mental stability of the guy with the hanging fetish. Like, if he saw a girl hanging from a tree in a field or something, would he just walk up and start going to town on her? I mean, seriously... crazy men out there! And we're paid to deal with the crazies... oh well at least it pays well!
    I don't think it's 'crazy' to have a certain fetish, there might be all kinds of reasons for it. To speculate that someone is psychologically unsound just because a certain thing happens to give them a boner is a little harsh. I enjoy some weird fetishes and kinks, so I guess there are a lot of crazy girls as well? I'm not saying that your reaction is wrong or right (everyone has different things that weird them out/make them uncomfortable), just playing devil's advocate.





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    talk racist to me, baby

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    Craziest request I've accepted: The customer wanted me to wear a maxi pad, the biggest I could find, under a 1 piece swim suit. He then wanted me to talk about how we were going to pool party but I was out of tampons and only had maxi pads, and how self conscious I would be but maybe no one would notice. For the finale, he wanted me to masturbate over the swimsuit and maxi pad.

    Craziest request I have NOT accepted: Dude wanted me to talk about his childhood abuse inflicted on him by his father and tell him why he deserved it and how he's never going to amount to anything but a statistic.


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    So far I haven't had any requests that I would laugh at. I have a lot of weird fetishes myself, and I would never judge anyone for the things that turn them on. (Unless what they wanted was racist, or actually harmful to other people etc)

    Craziest request I accepted: Being locked in a giant dog cage and being made to stay there until I peed.

    I don't typically do watersport type things, but the circumstances were right for this particular case XD (That custumer is really fun) Fucking crazy story at least
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    I hope everyone is sitting down for this.


    -Had a guy (very recently) have me roleplay getting into a rumble with some elderly ladies because I was a slut. I had to act out like I was get hit with canes in the stomach. He had it all scripted out, but the plot could not just get off. By the time he "rescued" me from the gang of grannies, his time was up and he left it at a cliffhanger.

    -Had a exclusive c2c where I watch 5 guys jerk off together in the office bathroom. My partner and I wonder how that got brought about.

    -I have a reg who likes to roleplay torturing me with electric sound waves on my ears and pussy. Demanding I tell him the codes for whatever.

    -I had a guy who was trying to hypnotize me so I would do whatever he wanted in free chat.

    -A guy watched me for over an hour in exc to lick the bottom of my shoes (they were brand new shoes I've never worn. I keep a new pair of flip flops just for that occasion.)


    Those are just a few I can think of right now. I do lots of fet/kink based so some don't really hit me as weird.





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    I don't think that I've had CRAZY requests, just things that are VERY specific. Like when to do what, at what time, which angle, etc.


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    I had a guy who wanted me to get ALL of the condiments out of my cabinets and fridge and pour them all over myself. He said that he would stay in exclusive for an hour and tip me $200 gold, but of course you have no way of knowing for sure. Anyway I didn't do it because I didn't want to get that messy, especially since he wanted me to put this stuff in my hair as well.

    The second weirdest request was with a guy who wanted me to zoom the camera in on my teeth and nothing else. I did this show for him and he stayed for an hour and a half, plus came back and tipped in the room.

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    I had a guy who wanted me to get ALL of the condiments out of my cabinets and fridge and pour them all over myself. He said that he would stay in exclusive for an hour and tip me $200 gold, but of course you have no way of knowing for sure. Anyway I didn't do it because I didn't want to get that messy, especially since he wanted me to put this stuff in my hair as well.

    The second weirdest request was with a guy who wanted me to zoom the camera in on my teeth and nothing else. I did this show for him and he stayed for an hour and a half, plus came back and tipped in the room.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paranormal Gal View Post
    My most recent one, is I got a customer who wanted a show where I roleplay his ex, a "dirty Jewish whore", where his girlfriend cheated on him with some black guys she met on Craigslist and had a gangbang. He wanted me to pretend to be her and call myself things like "dirty little Jewish whore" and "filthy Jewish c*mslut", while doing a cuckolding roleplay with the star of David drawn on my chest with lipstick, LOL. (Note: I hope none of those Jewish comments offended anyone, that is NOT my phrasing that is his, I just wanted to give you the examples of what he wanted me to say in the roleplay) He sent me a buttload of pictures of her, and wanted me to pose in the same positions she was in and doing the same things she was doing in the pics. The pics were CRAZY... that's all I have to say
    Oh my gosh! I got a message from that guy yesterday about the same thing! Too funny. (I never replied to him)

    My favorite weird one was when this really nice guy wanted me to lay on my bed and pretend like I was getting raped by a ghost. Pretty long exclusive, plus I didn't have to bang my pussy for 30 minutes. Fun!

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    Quote Originally Posted by EvaDarington View Post
    Oh my gosh! I got a message from that guy yesterday about the same thing! Too funny. (I never replied to him)
    I got him two days ago and he sent me another message about it today since I said I wasn't adverse to it. I just want to wait until SM processes my rate change email.

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    It's a shame I am starting to forget some of the more humorous cam shows i'v done.

    I did a "yellow" show once, for $100, and didn't show my face.

    He wanted me to wear casual clothes, if I recall, and he wanted me to masturbate through my white capris, pee, then take them off and masturbate again, peeing if I had to. I chugged a bottle of water before doing it.

    Haha. Still can't believe I did that. (incase anyone is wondering HOW I was able to do that on cam, I put down one of those plastic picnic table cloths you can get from the dollar store lol).

    EASY money since I didn't show my face the entire time.

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    I think I may have a winner! I have a skype regular who has an extremely odd fetish. For one hour ever friday, I have to lay in a white lace thong, pour syrup & butter all over myself, and dirty talk to him as if I were a pancake. "I know you want to butter my cakes up and have your way with them." It cracks me up... though my house always smells like IHOP for about 3 days afterwards.


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    well for some odd reason on a daily basis i get request if i could take a shit in someones mouth! i get asked everyday by some guy if i could shit on cam lol so not sure if its weird cause im kinda getting used to hearing it now lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by audritwo View Post
    -Had a guy (very recently) have me roleplay getting into a rumble with some elderly ladies because I was a slut. I had to act out like I was get hit with canes in the stomach. He had it all scripted out, but the plot could not just get off. By the time he "rescued" me from the gang of grannies, his time was up and he left it at a cliffhanger.
    Was this on Adultwork and did he name start with T? Sounds verrry familiar! And I could tell you how it ends. ;-)

    I had the most unusual show yesterday. I was required to wear a nylon slip and he wanted me to cut my hair onto my lap so he could see the hair fall onto the nylon. To be fair, I need a trim, and was happy to trim just the very ends. He would have liked more but I wasn't willing to give myself an actual haircut on cam! Funny to get a nylon and haircutting fetish combo.

    Although I am very fetish friendly, usually guys just buy clips from me for more unusual fetishes. I don't normally get a lot of unusual requests on cam.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EvelynHeartsYou View Post

    Craziest request I have NOT accepted: Dude wanted me to talk about his childhood abuse inflicted on him by his father and tell him why he deserved it and how he's never going to amount to anything but a statistic.
    So sad I am glad you declined,I would of showered the guy with love and good thoughts after that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EvelynHeartsYou View Post

    Craziest request I have NOT accepted: Dude wanted me to talk about his childhood abuse inflicted on him by his father and tell him why he deserved it and how he's never going to amount to anything but a statistic.
    So sad I am glad you declined,I would of showered the guy with love and good thoughts after that.

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    The CRAZIEST? How much time do You have? lol! It takes a lot to make me think something is crazy, but I have had sooo many crazy shows camming, so I'm going to have to report back when i can compile a few doozies.
    One that does stand out is when a Muslim wanted me to watch him jerk-off and cum into the holy book- the Karan. he wanted me to humiliate him for being a bad Muslim and to shame him. No problem dude- I live in new York, so I had no problem letting him 'have it', as I am beyond PISSED at what his people have done here. He's became one of my regulars, because i didn't have to fake my anger toward him.
    The other that comes to mind is when on c2c, a dude stuck the cover tip of a ballpoint pen into his penis, and blood started gushing everywhere.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Glamourmilf View Post
    he wanted me to humiliate him for being a bad Muslim and to shame him. No problem dude- I live in new York, so I had no problem letting him 'have it', as I am beyond PISSED at what his people have done here. He's became one of my regulars, because i didn't have to fake my anger toward him.
    I'm gonna guess that particular Muslim had nothing to do with the events of 9/11. This makes me sad.

    Edit: ok, I was thinking about it, and maybe you mean you're thinking of those responsible while yelling at this guy. I don't know, either way it's none of my business and I mean that in the nicest way possible. Don't wanna start a fight, I'm a passive camgirl.

    To actually contribute: I don't wanna give out specifics in case a customer finds this and feels bad, so I'll just say I had a very sweet guy want me to tell him a sexy story about him and his neighbor's hot friend, but it was all in third person! So I kept messing up my pronouns and saying "you" instead of "he". But the story was about him, and for him. So of all the strange things I've done, that was the weirdest to me because of the grammatical confusion involved.
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    LH edit: removed the post, keep your racism away from sw
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    dumping lotion all over myself..not rubbing it, DUMPING the whole bottle on me.
    and i get a lot of requests for farting. O.o but havent done one yet.

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