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    Default Ejaculating dildo/stunt penis(kind of comical)?

    For some reason I have been getting a lot of customers requesting pov bj scenes or "cum on glasses"(I wear glasses) requests. I figured an ejaculating dildo would be a good option since I'm single and sick of men right now so I ordered one. However it arrived in the mail today and I've discovered that I cannot even put my mouth around it. I tried putting it inside my vagina and it wouldn't go in there either. It's just too damn thick! Now, I'm no virgin. I've gone through natural childbirth before and I'm telling you..this toy is wider than my wrist! There's just no way. So, I am very disappointed because this is the 2nd ejaculating dildo that I have purchased that is too big. The measurements in the product description are inaccurate. I guess on the bright side, I can use it as a weapon if anyone were to break into my apartment. I'd imagine a monster dong of that size could knock 'em out, haha. Does anybody know of any ejaculating dildos that are not freakishly wide?

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    Default Re: Ejaculating dildo/stunt penis(kind of comical)?

    I know wich one you are talking about. I have the same issue. and could not find a slimmer one yet.

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    I have one and I have to lube it up real good and I am sore after. I can barely get my mouth around it. I didn't pull out a tape measure but when I read the description I was like oh that's fine it's like a normal penis and the pic made me think that too! Then i opened it and was like that's the thickest dick I've ever seen!

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    I have one from doc Johnson, its 6 and 1/2 long and 6 circumference. That was the smallest size I saw, that doc made that is. Idk if that's some thing you would think as freakishly wide. But if anything you can use it to make hand job or fake anal vids with the them

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    One of my regulars got me this same ejaculating dildo and it is fkn massive, like literally the size of my forearm. I cam on mfc though so I just show it off and pretend and it is a weapon becaue it is so fkn massive...you know how guys like playful cheeky girls on mfc. I can't fit it in my mouth either..I tried and it literally started ripping the skin on the sides of my mouth..it is so big! I also couldn't get the fake jizz stuff in it.

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    Default Re: Ejaculating dildo/stunt penis(kind of comical)?

    Depending on what the ejaculating dildo is made of, can you trim it down or file it down? Oh, and I love posts like this that make me brainstorm for such unique occupational hazards.

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    http://www.alibaba.com/trade/search?...culating+dildo

    I've been looking for one as well. You can try the link above to see if you can find one you like and for cheap.




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    Default Re: Ejaculating dildo/stunt penis(kind of comical)?

    Quote Originally Posted by SweetJulia View Post
    Depending on what the ejaculating dildo is made of, can you trim it down or file it down? Oh, and I love posts like this that make me brainstorm for such unique occupational hazards.
    IDK why but I just can't stop giggling at this.

    If you do end up trimming or filing it, film it for C4S! CBT guys would eat that shit up. Extra points for use of power tools.

    Hell, I'd buy that clip just for the therapeutic benefits. Just imagine, kicking back after a long day of freeloaders and watching your favorite dick-meets-sander clip...

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