While procrastinating and avoiding a pile of homework, I read though some threads about customers giving dancers gifts. I've gotten a few cool gifts over the years, along with a bunch of lame ones. (I've also given some truly awesome gifts to my regulars. Just saying.) Anyway, the gifts I remember best are the creepy ones. Like a one way plane ticket to foreign country with my stripper name on it. Or the personalized box of condoms some dude gave me. He found my model mayhem profile (no idea how), printed a few pics and pasted my face over the model's face on the box. Once I got a personalized book of coupons which I could trade in for things like foot rubs and dinner. As the book went on, the coupons were good for more and more personal services, like coming to my house and washing my hair. The last one was for 5 hours of oral sex. I feel like I received some other creepy stuff... Gotta think. Anyone else get anything truly disturbing?



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LOL!

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