the other day I was doing a baby oil gold show and i spun around to get on my knees to oil my butt cheeks and as I bent over, my slippery oiled up stomach rolls made an extremely loud farting sound. I was soo embarrassed but I just laughed it off


the other day I was doing a baby oil gold show and i spun around to get on my knees to oil my butt cheeks and as I bent over, my slippery oiled up stomach rolls made an extremely loud farting sound. I was soo embarrassed but I just laughed it off


New one: didn't notice my dog was licking my panties after I had taken them off during a prvt. Didn't even know he was on the screen. Probably would have worked well for me on a fetish site....but not so much this time.
Tonight some random in my chat room asked if I liked bbc and I was like hell yes, they make my favorite documentaries! My favorite is Life of Mammals, with David Attenborough... he left promptly. I just now realized what he was talking about.
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Just yesterday, I didn't notice until my shift was over, that one of my false eyelashes had fallen off and gotten stuck on the back of my wig!
Most of my privates are spent in doggy style, and all of them were long privates, so I guess guys weren't looking at my eyes, or long blonde hair with a big black eyelash attached to it!
Made me laugh so hard!
Thank God guys have tunnel vision, and don't care about little imperfections.
Whoa...someone asked this and i talked about BBC radio and TV...he left but the room was off and running. Didn't realize until just now that we all got the wrong end of the stick!
I have fallen off my bed, couch, and chair. I have shitty balance. Fortunately it sort of goes with my persona, so the guys just laugh.
I constantly fall over whenever I wear heels and attempt to be sexy/alluring![]()





I was doing a sexy dance in heels when I stepped on the heater vent cover. My shoe lifted it from the floor and I had to shake my leg to get it off. The camera was too high for them to see but I'm sure they heard the commotion.
I haven't been camming long, but sometimes I'm on for so long that my vision get blurry because my contacts are dry. The other night, some guy with a user name like "dickhard" came into my room and I'm all "hi, dickhead!" I turned red, apologized, and he logged out right away. The guys in my room were all "lol" ing so at least it was entertaining.
Usually it's me squinting at the screen to see a name better. I feel like a little old lady on there sometimes.





Normally big black cock.![]()
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