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    Default To the working ladies! Let me what your ideal adult club would be like!

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    I've always wondered about this. Many strip clubs have a similar layout with stages, bars, couches, VIP's, etc... Some have the couches upstairs along with the VIP, others its all one floor with privacy booths or what not depending on the rules and where the club is at. So how about you tell us your idea of a perfect club including any house rules you would put in place, the types of dancing and services you would allow (Assume you have no restrictions on alcohol, nudity, touch ranges, and even go one step further by allowing brothel type services if you want) And what types of special events would you have if any?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bone View Post
    I've always wondered about this. Many strip clubs have a similar layout with stages, bars, couches, VIP's, etc... Some have the couches upstairs along with the VIP, others its all one floor with privacy booths or what not depending on the rules and where the club is at. So how about you tell us your idea of a perfect club including any house rules you would put in place, the types of dancing and services you would allow (Assume you have no restrictions on alcohol, nudity, touch ranges, and even go one step further by allowing brothel type services if you want) And what types of special events would you have if any?
    You don't have to be a dancer or a rocket scientist to realize the majority prefer it as long as possible on money and as short as possible on contact.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bone View Post
    go one step further by allowing brothel type services if you want) And what types of special events would you have if any?
    Who the hell of us wants Brothels? Special event = give up $$$. That's it


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    Default Re: To the working ladies! Let me what your ideal adult club would be like!

    The others have nailed it, we want to earn as much as possible with as little aggravation as possible.

    Another no on the brothel!If I wanted to be a prostitute or escort I would do it, and not do it in a strip club!

    I don't mind guys being able to touch in moderation (although obviously not my pussy!) as long as It's at my discretion (i.e if I don't want a particular guy to touch me, I can say no without worry.
    I'm not so fussed on the outlay of the club as long as the lighting is good, I prefer it to look nice and classy and give a good atmosphere, although I don't mind working in dives if the £ is good. I don't like clubs with stairs to the VIP room really, drunk guys tend to fall up them.
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    I like allowing contact because I find it easy to sell dances and I do less work during them than in no-contact clubs. Cuddly customers are my favourite, so I'm a big fan of comfy couch seats. Fuck your brothel services though. It's no longer a strip club if you allow those.

    Some privacy is okay, but not too much since it encourages extras - especially if the security isn't on the ball. I worked at one club where the VIP rooms were sectioned off by sheerish curtains, and the bouncers peeked in every so often. That seemed like a good compromise between the illusion of privacy without making me feel unsafe.

    I don't really give a fuck about the stage because in the ideal world, I wouldn't have to go up when I'm busy. I guess a stage where the ceiling isn't super low is nice for us tall gals in our tall shoes.

    No special events because it brings in dudes who are there for the event rather than the girls. No specials or cattle calls either. I like cover charges and am curious about minimum dance requirements (ie. they have to buy a ticket worth one dance as a cover charge, with the dancer not having to eat the cost) to further encourage spending.

    I would also want management to be picky about girls and scheduling (or at least putting caps on certain shifts because it's nice to be able to just roll in and work whenever) to bring in higher quality customers.

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    So club "Money for Nothing" is ideal. Got it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bone View Post
    So club "Money for Nothing" is ideal. Got it!
    ^In a "perfect world"...wouldn't every job be like that ?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bone View Post
    So club "Money for Nothing" is ideal. Got it!
    What type of answer were you expecting? Keep in mind, customers pay hundreds of dollars a night to enjoy a strip club and the girls demand hundreds of oillars to tolerate customers enjoying themselves.
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    Default Re: To the working ladies! Let me what your ideal adult club would be like!

    If you were going to start your own club from the ground up and could build it and run it anyway you want, how would you do it.

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    moderate contact ( no prostitution, but i don't even know how to give air dances, and i don't like to) , what i hate is high house fees/ the fees they take out of your dances/late fees/missed stage fees, etc. , and really strict dress codes. let me wear what makes me money (within reason) and make your money off the customers, not off your own dancers.
    i have absolutely no problem working for my money ( in a clean sense, once again), but i don't like being robbed and pimped out by the place i work for, and the place i bring customers into. its ridiculous.
    don't really care about the lay out or lighting as long as it isn't too gloomy and the stage is big enough.
    so, in short, i would LOVE to see a place that actually valued and respected their dancers.
    oh and im also all for putting caps on certain nights so there isn't 100 dancers to 20 customers, and be somewhat picky about the dancers hired.

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    Default Re: To the working ladies! Let me what your ideal adult club would be like!

    Private VIP rooms, moderate contact, low house fees, no prostitution, no special events. I'm also interested in there being a minimum dance required just as there are door fees AND drink requirements. If they go to VIP and don't get a dance, they can use that ticket towards the VIP price.

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    ^ What Shanna said, although I would make touching of any kind a VIP 30min booking or longer. Both as an incentive and also for the intimacy (do guys really wnat other guys seeing how they touch a woman!!!)

    Clean change rooms with enough secure storage for everyone. Clean appliances in change room. A house mum to vet dancers before they walk onto floor (for grooming standards/smell/brushed teeth/manis and pedis/outfits and shoes in good condition unless rips and tears are part of the style- think like Punk/grunge).

    Training for new dancers (graceful stagework and lapdances, and how to communicate with customers).

    Encourage tipping atmosphere- The lapdance coupon as part of cover fee is something I have been spruiking at clubs I've worked at for years (management not interested yet).

    Update music far more frequently than you think is necessary- I hear the some songs 7+times per night * per shift. Nothing makes me more robotic onstage than dancing to highly repeated music.


    AHHH shit, everytime someone on stripperweb starts one of these "wishlists" it just starts to feel like a bit of a complaint list of what isn't present in our clubs. The danger for me is living in a fantasy head space of 'What if' and that tends to lead to ingratitude and being stuck in negativity- if only.....then I would make better money, if they did......then I would be happier and make more money.

    It's just not helpful to think that way IMO.
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    My ideal club would be like the one in "From Dusk Till Dawn," where Selma Hayek dances with that snake. No nudity. No lapdances, sexy women dancing, lots of customers... Then at the end of the night the girls eat all of the men and keep their wallets!!!! That would be heaven...

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    In my perfect club Selma Hayek would work four or five shifts a week and all of the SW ladies that I am ridiculously curious about meeting would be there as well!
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    My perfect club would pay me outrageous amounts of money to dance there and any money I made dancing would be mine. There would be no contact and every customer would be spending. In fact they would sign contracts stating they were going to be spending at least $100. All customers would be good looking, with perfect hygiene and all classy men who wouldn't even think of touching. The managers would all be respectful as well and doing the job because they loved helping others and making money was just part of the job. The dancers would all be classy too and get along with each other. No fights at all and they would all be life long best friends.

    Realistic? nope but one can dream.

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    My bf summed it up: "Skinny bitches and rock n' roll"
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    all female staff/managers

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    ^^Wow! You seem like a super fun guy!!! This is a "fantasy" thread. You know how when go to a strip club, buy a dance and pretend the girl isn't daydreaming about all of the things she'd much rather be doing than dealing with you? That's a fantasy--something you wish was real but never will be. Read the bottom of the post you quoted dude.

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    ^ you do know that "discharge" isn't getting wet out of excitement, right? some ladies even put lube down there. men's complete ignorance of women's bodies always astounds me..or maybe amuses me.
    you must be so amazing the girls pay YOU to grind all over you right?
    oh my GOD they called you cute?? that's how you know dude, because strippers never flatter or lie to customers just to get money..at all.
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    ^^Right! This is the second time I've said this today. The vagina is a self lubricating organ. It gets wet to protect itself from damage, often caused by friction. I'm always sloppy wet, at work. Like I said earlier, this does not mean my vajayjay is happy. It just means that jeans are rough and I have a purse full of twenties.

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    Or it means I have a horrible yeast infection.

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