I'm glad the title caught your attention. That was mine^^^. Post yours! These are epic as fuck.
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I'm glad the title caught your attention. That was mine^^^. Post yours! These are epic as fuck.
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I smoked with some crackheads cause I'm a pimp. Lol.





"I shot a toothbrush because I smoked crack"lol!
“Give a girl the right shoes and she can conquer the world” -Marilyn Monroe
"True sexiness has many facets-confidence, strength, intelligence, and humor. It isn’t just about trying to look sexy; it’s an art and one becomes skillful in it when she realizes that there are all these conflicting elements that all come together to make something magical"-Dita Von Teese





I ate a bowl of cereal because I love to snort cocaine.





I cuddled w/ sm crack heads b/c I love marijuana.![]()
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I shot a bowl of cerial because I'm good in bed lmfao





I ran shirtless w/a drink 'cause I'm sexy like that! Love it
MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt
I ran naked with a homo because hoes keep stealing my tacos.
but enough about me.....what are we supposed to do with this thread?
You gave me a freaking heart attack GR! That was fantastic!!! A+++ would do again.![]()










i shanked an easter egg because i love marijuana.
I beat your grandma because I'm a pimp




Mine is so boring!
I slept with the trojan man because I'm good in bed.
true facts, though.
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I shanked your grandma because I have a noodle in my nose!



I shanked a hippy because I have AMAZING boobs.





I stabbed the kool-aid man because I smoked crack![]()
I Slept with a Homo Because i have AMAZING boobs![]()





I shanked a dog because im gay....lmao
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