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    Thumbs up I Stabbed My Lover Because I Hate My Life

    I'm glad the title caught your attention. That was mine^^^. Post yours! These are epic as fuck.


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    Default Re: I Stabbed My Lover Because I Hate My Life

    I smoked with some crackheads cause I'm a pimp. Lol.

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    Default Re: I Stabbed My Lover Because I Hate My Life

    I smoked with a pornstar because I'm good in bed. YESSSSS
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    everyone I've fucked who was awful in bed should be forced to have sex with each other so they can all, collectively, figure out why I never called them back.

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    Default Re: I Stabbed My Lover Because I Hate My Life

    "I shot a toothbrush because I smoked crack" lol!
    “Give a girl the right shoes and she can conquer the world” -Marilyn Monroe

    "True sexiness has many facets-confidence, strength, intelligence, and humor. It isn’t just about trying to look sexy; it’s an art and one becomes skillful in it when she realizes that there are all these conflicting elements that all come together to make something magical"-Dita Von Teese

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    Default Re: I Stabbed My Lover Because I Hate My Life

    I ate a bowl of cereal because I love to snort cocaine.

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    Default Re: I Stabbed My Lover Because I Hate My Life

    I cuddled w/ sm crack heads b/c I love marijuana.

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    Default Re: I Stabbed My Lover Because I Hate My Life

    I shot a bowl of cerial because I'm good in bed lmfao

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    I ran shirtless w/a drink 'cause I'm sexy like that! Love it


    MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP

    -Eartha Kitt

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    Default Re: I Stabbed My Lover Because I Hate My Life

    I ran naked with a homo because hoes keep stealing my tacos.





    but enough about me.....what are we supposed to do with this thread?

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    You gave me a freaking heart attack GR! That was fantastic!!! A+++ would do again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by whirlerz View Post
    I ran shirtless w/a drink 'cause I'm sexy like that! Love it
    Pictures!

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    Default Re: I Stabbed My Lover Because I Hate My Life

    i shanked an easter egg because i love marijuana.

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    I banged the trojan man because I love to snort cocaine (and obviously he had some so I had to bang him)...
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    And keep at it. Get up, put on your make up, and sign on. With every second you're online comes the possibility of your next big spender. A customer could show up who will spend enough to make up for all the bad days and then some. You just have to be around for him and working multiple sites increases the chances of him finding you.


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    Default Re: I Stabbed My Lover Because I Hate My Life

    I beat your grandma because I'm a pimp

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    I ran shirtless with an easter egg because I'm good in bed~


    "I can fix your flat tire. Show me your vagina" -JoJoX

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    Mine is so boring!

    I slept with the trojan man because I'm good in bed.

    true facts, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by slowpoke View Post
    Pictures!
    after i get 'em done


    MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP

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    Default Re: I Stabbed My Lover Because I Hate My Life

    I shanked your grandma because I have a noodle in my nose!


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    I shanked a hippy because I have AMAZING boobs.

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    I stabbed the kool-aid man because I smoked crack

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    I Slept with a Homo Because i have AMAZING boobs

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    Default Re: I Stabbed My Lover Because I Hate My Life

    I stabbed a golf ball because I'm gay.

    makes sense, right?
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    Oh, something i did tonight when a guy wanted to give me his number i said 'we can't accept numbers when there's so many people/cameras watching. i'll only accept it if you hide it in a tip.' So he gave me $10. Ha.
    Now that's thinking green!

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    I beat a hippie because i'm sexy like that

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    I shanked a dog because im gay....lmao

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    Default Re: I Stabbed My Lover Because I Hate My Life

    I cuddled with a hippie because I love marijuana.

    Well at least it makes sense


    I am camming to sensual Jazz ONLY this week.

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