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    Default ELM Customers Piss anyone else off?

    I seriously have not been able to work all weekend because of the SHIT this site's customers message me with.

    I'm not even including the completely off the charts couldn't even happen crap in this category.

    I personally would love to hunt down the asshat that sent me a request for me to get creampied and then have it run down into my face from my lady parts. I told him I wasn't on birth control, and his reply was "what a shame" with a link to some "obamacare will pay for all the welfare people to get on birth control" article. What the FUCK does any ASSHOLE think he has a right to THINK that I should be on birth control? And even better, oh let's assume I'm not because I can't pay for it. I seriously would love to end this waste of oxygen's parasitic time on our planet with a pickaxe to the head. Repeatedly.

    And today, after I had taken a few days off to breath and convince myself I was just PMSing, another a-hole sends me a request to pluck my eyebrows into pencil thin lines for his custom video. SERIOUSLY?

    SERIOUSLY?!!??!?!??!

    I'm now delegating all messages on this site to my husband. So these fucks can enjoy talking to a guy, and if any serious men manage to make it through the fuckhead fest, they can get a clip. I can NOT deal with this site's demographic, they are seriously brain damaged.

    Oh and the prices they expect to get shit for? What the fuck country do they think I live in?
    Yes, I'm real.

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    Keep it strictly business bb and don't take anything personal. Have a laugh and toss the email in the trash. Some of these guys say things to get a rise out of you. If you state your rates, the low baller messages should go straight to the trash too.




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    I've developed some pretty thick skin from working as a stripper for 6 years, and doing this for 3. I have never dealt with anything like the people on that site.
    Yes, I'm real.

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    The guys straight up blow there, but according to a custie on the main thread, it's our fault LMAO
    I haven't returned a single message in months there. I don't even read them.

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    Hehe. I just got the 'pencil thin eyebrows turn me on' guy too

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    elm customers are all dickheads. i repeatedly get messages saying how amazing and beautiful i am. and that they love me and love my look and style and attitude. and then they follow that with a "will u make this custom clip for me". even though they did not purchase ANY of my premade stuff. that pisses me off cause my profile clearly states no customs - premades only. and then i think well if they thought i was so amazing they would have read the profile surely? and if they thought i was so beautiful why didnt they buy any of my content? even the really fucking cheap stuff that is totally underpriced. cunts.

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    Default Re: ELM Customers Piss anyone else off?

    I had high hopes for that site when it first opened. It's a shame because I love the tools they have and how easy it is to set up, but the overall prices are too low for me to bother with. I have a feeling it might even be the name of the site. I'm not working for lunch money, lol! For whatever reason, it is now full of cheap asses and timewasters.


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    I made an account there and uploaded a bunch of stuff. I have hardly logged in for the last 2 weeks. Its bullshit there.

    1.women sell all their shit SO fucking cheap, its really sad.
    2.your page mainly only gete attention when you upload stuff and are on the front webpage.
    3.I have never in my life recieved such insane, disgusting, creepy messages.

    I had a message from the guy that wanted me to get creampied and have it run down to my face, then eat the rest of it with my hands or some shit.

    Seriously, that is so degrading and men that want to see that shit done to a woman dont respect women at all. We are just a bunch of body parts.

    I am 95 pounds, and had a dude want me to make 3 vidoes of me eating pizza and talking about how I was immune to weight gain and that I was a model and was just super naturally skinny. But on video he wanted me to wear larger and larger clothing, as if I was gaining weight but didnt realize it. This person was not a typical feeder, r. How the fuck is that video idea a turn on in any capacity?

    I havent met a single NORMAL man there.

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    For a good laugh, you should read the ELM section where members post requests of what they want, and the amount of money they're offering for it. You'll be like LOL and SMH at the same time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CanadianRuby View Post
    3.I have never in my life recieved such insane, disgusting, creepy messages.
    Quote Originally Posted by TheBrownFox View Post
    For a good laugh, you should read the ELM section where members post requests of what they want, and the amount of money they're offering for it. You'll be like LOL and SMH at the same time.
    20,000 texts for equivalent of $5. We exclusively sext about the sensations we feel while chewing on our dirty toenails. 200 hi-res pics of said dirty toenails in your mouf for $2. if we can somehow incorporate how Id like to fist grandma, thatd be cool. /satire

    ELM is wild. It is like clips4sale wayward stepchild who is drunk on bum wine. There is some other site that had a similar..... ambiance. MyFreeImplants maybe? "Marketplace" sites like that tend to have a really interesting appeal to a unique subset of people? idk why. well, bless them.





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    So how many stumps can you fit in your pussy?

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    Default Re: ELM Customers Piss anyone else off?

    I had that guy that wanted me to eat pizza and wear a corset blah blah blah. I was like hell to the no. I have really long hair too and one guy asked me to cut my hair in a video. They're just pure dumbasses.


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    Quote Originally Posted by roast View Post
    20,000 texts for equivalent of $5. We exclusively sext about the sensations we feel while chewing on our dirty toenails. 200 hi-res pics of said dirty toenails in your mouf for $2. if we can somehow incorporate how Id like to fist grandma, thatd be cool. /satire

    ELM is wild. It is like clips4sale wayward stepchild who is drunk on bum wine. There is some other site that had a similar..... ambiance. MyFreeImplants maybe? "Marketplace" sites like that tend to have a really interesting appeal to a unique subset of people? idk why. well, bless them.
    LMAO! btw bb, I love your MIA gif. Swagga goin' swell! I shamelessly get ready to this song right before I go on cam.




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    Quote Originally Posted by kortneykay View Post
    LMAO! btw bb, I love your MIA gif. Swagga goin' swell! I shamelessly get ready to this song right before I go on cam.
    yasssss



    that is a good idea,she is perfect pump your upself up music





    Quote Originally Posted by Procrasturbator View Post
    So how many stumps can you fit in your pussy?

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    I´m looking for a petite girl (18-23) to finger her ass (and pussy if you like to) to an orgasm. You should wear a miniskirt and I would also like you to lick your finger once or twice during the act. Face and tits also need to be shown and I want you to write "WHORE" on your ass with lipstick. (Anal Video)
    20 Credits
    ($12 YOUR SPLIT)

    TRANSLATION.
    Make yourself look like a complete fucking stupid desperate whore on video and get an infection from the fecal bacteria entering your mouth via your finger. All of this for £12 and i'll most likely upload this recorded clip to other sites for more people to view them one day and thank me like a hero. You're welcome.

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    I keep forgetting that I even have an ELM account but when I do remember, the requests page is good for a laugh! http://extralunchmoney.com/requests
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