I seriously have not been able to work all weekend because of the SHIT this site's customers message me with.
I'm not even including the completely off the charts couldn't even happen crap in this category.
I personally would love to hunt down the asshat that sent me a request for me to get creampied and then have it run down into my face from my lady parts. I told him I wasn't on birth control, and his reply was "what a shame" with a link to some "obamacare will pay for all the welfare people to get on birth control" article. What the FUCK does any ASSHOLE think he has a right to THINK that I should be on birth control? And even better, oh let's assume I'm not because I can't pay for it. I seriously would love to end this waste of oxygen's parasitic time on our planet with a pickaxe to the head. Repeatedly.
And today, after I had taken a few days off to breath and convince myself I was just PMSing, another a-hole sends me a request to pluck my eyebrows into pencil thin lines for his custom video. SERIOUSLY?
SERIOUSLY?!!??!?!??!
I'm now delegating all messages on this site to my husband. So these fucks can enjoy talking to a guy, and if any serious men manage to make it through the fuckhead fest, they can get a clip. I can NOT deal with this site's demographic, they are seriously brain damaged.
Oh and the prices they expect to get shit for? What the fuck country do they think I live in?



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