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    Default A Lapdance is so much betttttter when the stripper is cryin'

    The most ridiculous song my roommate's girlfriend used to dance to when the club was slow XD

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMGVMtnxXEw


    Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
    this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
    like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
    Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
    cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
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    Default Re: A Lapdance is so much betttttter when the stripper is cryin'

    I danced to this once on stage along w/ another really comical song when I was in Flint. Literally, almost every guy in that club at the moment ran up to the stage to tip me at that moment. It put a smile on there faces & mine for sure. Lol!
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    Default Re: A Lapdance is so much betttttter when the stripper is cryin'

    I thought it was funny at first but then heard all the lyrics.... I think playing this at work is idiotic and I wouldn't tip a dj encouraging guys to look at me that way.
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    Default Re: A Lapdance is so much betttttter when the stripper is cryin'

    yeah the lyrics are pretty damn offensive. " gives me such a thrill when she rides me against her will". uhhh. i thought it would be catchier too with more of a beat..i'm a fan of that blood hound gang and i have to say im disappointed in that particular song lol.

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    Default Re: A Lapdance is so much betttttter when the stripper is cryin'

    I'm pretty sure that's the point >.<
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    Default Re: A Lapdance is so much betttttter when the stripper is cryin'

    You're pretty sure what is the point. Momo? Your post isn't quoting anything so we can't tell what you're referring to.
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    Default Re: A Lapdance is so much betttttter when the stripper is cryin'

    Quote Originally Posted by Optimist View Post
    You're pretty sure what is the point. Momo? Your post isn't quoting anything so we can't tell what you're referring to.
    I was referring to Simone's post on the offensiveness of the song, the one that was directly before my response.
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    Default Re: A Lapdance is so much betttttter when the stripper is cryin'

    I didn't find it offensive, just really funny. Guess I'm just really easy goin. lol

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    Default Re: A Lapdance is so much betttttter when the stripper is cryin'

    i'm not saying that you are a horrible person to like/dance to this song or anything. i'm just so tired and slightly bitter at asshole customers and sex worker stereotypes

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    Default Re: A Lapdance is so much betttttter when the stripper is cryin'

    I worked with a girl once that would dance to this song..I thought it was funny..I dont think its meant to be taken seriously

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    Default Re: A Lapdance is so much betttttter when the stripper is cryin'

    Quote Originally Posted by simone87 View Post
    i'm not saying that you are a horrible person to like/dance to this song or anything. i'm just so tired and slightly bitter at asshole customers and sex worker stereotypes
    Oh I know I wouldn't put this song on keeping the other girls in mind. I think I would laugh my ass off if I danced through that playing XD
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    Default Re: A Lapdance is so much betttttter when the stripper is cryin'

    LOL, this song is hilarious, it's meant to be funny, you can take it negatively and let it get to you or you can take it with a grain of salt and laugh about it then be on your merry way. To each their own.

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