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    I worked at another club last night and when I gave the dj $20 (I had a bad night, usually I give more), he was seriously surprised and thanked me profusely. It was super weird.


    I feel bad for you guys having to deal with bitches that don't tip!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    What I like most of all is when one of these idiots actually starts yelling at the DJ because the guys aren't tipping her
    This is hysterically funny. If the customers aren't tipping, it's not due to the music...

    ...unless, of course, you temporarily lose your mind and decide that 2 Live Crew's Me So Horny is an acceptable choice for some girl's stage set.

    My DJ has done this to me. On two separate occasions. Both times I refused to dance and lost money as a result. Me So Horny is just the icing on the cake, though*. He's not great at what he does and a lot of his choices are insanely out-of-touch. I still love the guy as a person and he always gets a flat $20 from me every single night- no matter what I earn and no matter what he plays -because his job is an important one and he's doing the best he can. Luckily, we have two DJ's and the other guy is fantastic. I always give that guy at least $30 and he deserves it because he elevates the entire atmosphere of the club and that's an invaluable skill. The difference between them is like night and day, though.


    *For a stretch of time, he was putting I Just Had Sex (Lonely Island) on heavy rotation (3+ times a night) and no matter where I was or what I was doing, I'd start bursting into laughter once the chorus hit. During a lapdance. Mid-hustle. As I'm touching myself on stage. I love him to death, but the dude is cashew nuts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Woman King View Post


    *For a stretch of time, he was putting I Just Had Sex (Lonely Island) on heavy rotation (3+ times a night) and no matter where I was or what I was doing, I'd start bursting into laughter once the chorus hit. During a lapdance. Mid-hustle. As I'm touching myself on stage. I love him to death, but the dude is cashew nuts.
    Haha! I used to work with a DJ who would play the chorus to this as a filler song between stage sets, and I always had to stop what I was doing and sing along. And then I'd get all dejected when it transitioned out into a new actual song lol I can't imagine actually dancing to it onstage though! I'd be too busy just singing it to act sexy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tsepmet1 View Post
    Just a tidbit...

    I usually over-tip the dj. Why? Because you guys work hard, and due to my brain problem, I need my lights to be a certain way (or I get blinded, dizzy, and all fucked up). Plus, I like a certain few genres of music that I like to stick to and usually the dj is into the same kind of music, so he gets extra cash and bonding moments from me, then I get special treatment.

    Last night I worked at a new club. I did not over-tip this dj.
    "What kind of music do you like?"
    Grunge, Alternative, Industrial etc.
    "What is grunge?"
    *me with eyes wide open*

    Also, he had really nasty smelling food in the booth and I had to stand there and get all my stuff ready for the audition barely being able to breathe over his stinky food (and breath!).
    I can't stand DJ's who don't know music and the genres. True story but years ago I got a job at a club that tended to play alternative at night. I asked the DJ to play Hungry Like The Wolf by Duran Duran and he responded by saying "I don't play that R&B shit". I argued with him that Duran Duran is NOT R&B until another DJ came up to him and told him that in fact they would play that song because it is alternative, not R&B.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Woman King View Post
    ...he always gets a flat $20 from me every single night- no matter what I earn and no matter what he plays -because his job is an important one and he's doing the best he can. Luckily, we have two DJ's and the other guy is fantastic. I always give that guy at least $30 and he deserves it because he elevates the entire atmosphere of the club and that's an invaluable skill.
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    Default Re: Cheap motherfuckers and bitches

    i wish we had good djs at the clubs i work at..i would have no problem tipping them a ton if they helped me make money and actually played songs that the customers and i enjoyed. the problem is, you tip them and right after that they say " i pick the music, not you. you're just a dancer". yeah, all set with that attitude. you wanna bite the hand that tips you, have fun making 10 bucks an hour

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aurora_Sunset View Post
    Haha! I used to work with a DJ who would play the chorus to this as a filler song between stage sets, and I always had to stop what I was doing and sing along. And then I'd get all dejected when it transitioned out into a new actual song lol I can't imagine actually dancing to it onstage though! I'd be too busy just singing it to act sexy.

    Haha. I know, right? Satirical songs can make all of the sexy evaporate from the room. I think Thrift Shop is about as far as any DJ can go before the music begins to kill the sexy.

    English is not his first language and I suspect that he was interpreting the song as some type of heartfelt sexual anthem.
    Too funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eagle2 View Post
    For American dancers looking to increase their earnings, learning to speak with a British accent will help.
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    Like the U.S. all English accents sound different and they can tell if they're fake.
    Yeah I saw an English girl before banking because of her accent. I thought about faking an accent too, I'd only want to use it on Americans guys though who might not be able to tell the difference. I'd have to watch a youtube video for regional accents or even some Irish or Scottish accents. As long as I avoid certain dialects like the Yorkshire dialect.

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