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    I work online and from home most days but I think and talk out loud a lot. Easily drop hundreds of F bombs without even thinking. And yeah that changes big time when my son gets home from school lol.. Obviously it's different for dancers as you need to be on better behavior so to speak.

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    Default Re: How many F bombs do you drop in a day

    at work with customers i try to drop as little as possible after my regular now told me he stopped talking to the girl before me because everything was F this and F that, and she sounded angry all the time. in my regular life i'm really trying to stop,but i'd say at least 20 times..

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    20 isn't too bad! Oh I should clarify that my f bombs are rarely out of anger. more out of boredom or excitement or losing my mind... Was actually just singing a Johnny Cash song to myself and replacing various lyrics with F this and MF that... I think I need a lunch break today...

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    Default Re: How many F bombs do you drop in a day

    Customers will NEVER hear me drop the f or c "bomb". I rarely swear in RL, unless I have good reason to. The girls I work with would have heard it come out of my mouth a few times though . If I hurt myself (i.e stub my toe, burn myself cooking etc) I usually swear in another language automatically, which is weird but it's probably a good thing in general.
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    Default Re: How many F bombs do you drop in a day

    I mostly only use the word "fuck" in the sexual connotation and as a verb primarily. As in "Do you know what it feels like when you fuck on cocaine?"

    It can be a really powerful seduction tool when wielded properly. I used to abuse the word. It was almost like a verbal tick for me I said it so often. Now I pick the occasions when I say it carefully. It has more impact that way.

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    Default Re: How many F bombs do you drop in a day

    I dunno, fuck, how would I fuckin figure that the fuck out, fuckin pretty fuckin hard. I mean, sometimes some fuck cuts me off in fuckin traffic and I fuckin let him have it both fuckin barrels like, fuck you you fuckn asshole, so yeah, I would think no more than two or three times a fuckin day

    yeah, fuck it

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    Default Re: How many F bombs do you drop in a day

    Too many too count!

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    Default Re: How many F bombs do you drop in a day

    Too fucking many.

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    Default Re: How many F bombs do you drop in a day

    Wayyyyy too many. I have to consciously limit them, since I realized I talk like a sailor...
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    Default Re: How many F bombs do you drop in a day

    Rarely. It's way more effective (and fun) to drop it when you rarely swear.
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    Zero. You heathens should be ashamed.

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    Taking up from a previous answer abt swearing in another language, are we talking abt specifically anglophone F-bombs, or are we going w/ the spirit of the word above all else?

    If it's the latter than I drop F-bombs in English, P-bombs in French & KYM-bombs(my roommate came up w/ this when he was drunk) in Polish. Depending on the day you could get the impression that I am on the fast track to sainthood or to hell.

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    Default Re: How many F bombs do you drop in a day

    Way too many! And I am rarely around kids or grandmas so curbing it doesn't come naturally.

    What I find amusing and disturbing is how the minute you drop one F-bomb, or even a milder cuss word around some people, they get mortally offended and accuse you of cussing 'AT' them, when it's not personal at all. Rather an expression of vehemence at worst or just a verbal speech pattern.

    The word's definition is becoming less and less about sexual intercourse all the time. Which is interesting because it might originally have meant nothing of the kind, apparently. But rather meant to plant seed in the ground.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck

    "Yet another possible etymology is from the Old High German word pfluog, meaning "to plow, as in a field." This is supported in part by a book by Carl Jung, Psychology of the Unconscious: A Study of the Transformations and Symbolisms of the Libido, in which he discusses the "primitive play of words" and the phallic representation of the plough, including its appearance on a vase found in an archaeological dig near Florence, Italy, which depicts six erect-penised men carrying a plow."
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    Default Re: How many F bombs do you drop in a day

    My favorite exposition concerning the word follows below, sent by a friend a few years back. The title threw me off, being in large print--I thought they were mad at me at first.


    Fuck you

    Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck." It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate. In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories.

    It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid).

    As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

    1. Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"
    2. Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."
    3. Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"
    4. Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now."
    5. Aggression "FUCK YOU!"
    6. Disgust "Fuck me."
    7. Confusion "What the fuck.......?"
    8. Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!"
    9. Despair "Fucked again..."
    10. Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier."
    11. Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?"
    12. Lost "Where the fuck are we."
    13. Disbelief "UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!"
    14. Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"
    15. Denial "I didn't fucking do it."
    16. Perplexity "I know fuck all about it."
    17. Apathy "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"
    18. Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"
    19. Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"
    20. Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here."
    21. Directions "Fuck off."
    22. Disbelief "How the fuck did you do that?"

    It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."
    It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."
    It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
    It can be maternal- "Motherfucker."
    It can be political- "Fuck D an Quayle!"


    It has also been used by many notable people throughout history: "What the fuck was that?" Mayor of Hiroshima
    " Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" General Custer
    "Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" Captain of the Titanic
    "Thats not a real fucking gun." John Lennon
    "Who's gonna fucking find out?" Richard Nixon
    "Heads are going to fucking roll." Anne Boleyn
    "Let the fucking woman drive." Commander of Space Shuttle "Challenger"
    "What fucking map?" Mark Thatcher
    "Any fucking idiot could understand that." Albert Einstein
    "It does so fucking look like her!" Picasso
    "How the fuck did you work that out?" Pythagoras
    "You want what on the fucking ceiling?" Michaelangelo
    "Fuck a duck." Walt Disney
    "Why?- Because its fucking there!" Edmund Hilary
    "I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?" Joan of Arc
    "Scattered fucking showers my ass." Noah
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    Default Re: How many F bombs do you drop in a day

    That's fucking hilarious Djoser. (btw... #18 is a repeat of #1... I know I know... fuck off.)

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    Default Re: How many F bombs do you drop in a day

    There is also George Carlin's immortal educational bit abt 'The History of the Word Fuck'

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    Default Re: How many F bombs do you drop in a day

    Fuck, way too many at least 20.
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