What are some beauty trends (or neglects) that you can't stand? I'll go first:
Orange tans are gross. I also hate yellow-bleached hair.
I've noticed lately that some strippers don't take care of their feet. WE WEAR OPEN-TOED SHOES, PEOPLE!




What are some beauty trends (or neglects) that you can't stand? I'll go first:
Orange tans are gross. I also hate yellow-bleached hair.
I've noticed lately that some strippers don't take care of their feet. WE WEAR OPEN-TOED SHOES, PEOPLE!



Shaving the side of your head... I do like this look every once in a while on the right girl, but because I'm in LA this look seems to be everywhere and it is OVERKILL.
Unsophisticated in the finest sense of the word.



Id have to say, either the really super thick 40 size font eyebrows (I've met few people that can pull those puppies off) or the floral print on EVERYTHING trend.
I also dislike fanny packs and crocs.





Here, denim shorts are somehow still in fashion. Don't get me wrong, they can look cute on the right figure...if they fit! But I see so many girls (big, average, small and even extra tiny) with shorts so tiny that their ass cheeks literally hang out. Maybe I'm just getting old?
“Give a girl the right shoes and she can conquer the world” -Marilyn Monroe
"True sexiness has many facets-confidence, strength, intelligence, and humor. It isn’t just about trying to look sexy; it’s an art and one becomes skillful in it when she realizes that there are all these conflicting elements that all come together to make something magical"-Dita Von Teese





“Give a girl the right shoes and she can conquer the world” -Marilyn Monroe
"True sexiness has many facets-confidence, strength, intelligence, and humor. It isn’t just about trying to look sexy; it’s an art and one becomes skillful in it when she realizes that there are all these conflicting elements that all come together to make something magical"-Dita Von Teese



wearing a thong too low! That only works for girls with super round asses.
Skinny jeans on men.
Sagging thine pants.
-Sophia_StarinaThere is no reason to take it up the ass and then act all butthurt.




Nail art. I will be surprised if this trend isn't what the present time-period is mocked for in the near future. Booties that cut the leg right above the ankle. I like the high-waisted denim shorts. Better to see some butt-cheek than muffin-top, and low waist has been around since the 90s. Raising it up looks fresher and retro at the same time.
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I also don't like MOST nail art, on rare occasion it can look good but it tends to look tacky. Around where I live the nail art trend is dying down but instead, girls are painting their nails two different color (like all the nails will be one color but the middle finger or ring finger will be a different color for example).
I don't like when girls wear lipstick that's tan / the color of their skin so their lips look all chapped. If you're going to do that, get some good lip gloss or lip balm so it blends better.
I've always disliked crocs.
Some people wear way too many different, clashing bright colors AT THE SAME TIME to "stand out." I think matching is overrated but wearing 5 different neon colors is tacky IMO.
The side headshave is just getting so overplayed. I'm over it.
I dislike when guys wear baggy jeans. It makes them look tacky and shorter. I also dislike skinny jeans on guys. Men should wear clothes that fit.
"Rather have my feet hurting than my pockets."


I'm sick and tired of looking for clothes and finding shirts that are WAY too big, long and boxy. Like they're made for someone who is a twig. Sorry, but I like clothes that hug my curves not hide them. >.< I also can't stand the whole hipster over sized glasses thing. Most of the people who wear them in fact are not smart at all nor do they need glasses. I'm going to be an old lady here, but I can't stand the baggy gangster pants shit. Like seriously I do not want to see your boxers. You look like an idiot. I'm going to go ahead and second the skinny jeans. Seriously, that shit's not good for the balls. I even had an ex who borrowed a pair of my pants once. They never fit the same again![]()



Cropped tops/tank tops!
Don't get me wrong, they look great on the right figure and at the right occasion, like a party, nightclub, music festival etc. BUT, I went shopping at Urban Outfitters (probably my first mistake, lol) last weekend, and it seemed like freaking EVERYTHING was cropped! It's December people!
I do not like the long toe nail look. Toe nails on girls should be short and cute.




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Too light lipstick. WWWHHHYYYYY?!?!?!


Lipstick with the glitter on it ex, blue or red (that was so Rupauls drag race eons ago!)
Those damn referee looking stripes on tops, dresses and pants
Underplucked eyebrows
Wearing a dress with no spanks or squeem and your damn pooch is busting out
Stiletto Nails (I'd scratch the fuck outta myself and probably the custy)
Ratty wigs and lace fronts to low on the forehead
Wearing sunday shoes or kitten heels shoes to strip




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bright coloured lipstick/gloss
oh man I dislike all of the makeup on her face... does nothing for her at all!
I hate Crocs and Uggs. I know I have a sidecut but I'm sick of seeing it on everyone and their mother. It really doesn't look good on everyone and I've seen so many people with just the wrong facial structure to rock it. What I'm even more sick of is people telling me I look like Miley Cyrus or Skrillex because of my haircut. I've had it like this for like 5 years and I'm gonna keep it goddamnit. Pretty soon the hipsters will find something else to ruin so whatever!





skinny jeans ( with regular sneakers) unless you have a twiggy-like figure with long legs and no thighs, or are wearing the pants with tall boots or heels, its just NOT FLATTERING imo.
same with the underwear that comes up to your belly button now, the big huge "retro" ones. looks like a damn girdle.
big huge 90 thongs that some girls pull way up. great way to make your ass look flat like a pancake..and make you look old.
maxi dresses.
"granny chic"
crocs, clogs, and some combat boots
The not looking after your feet but wearing open toe shoes for def!Even if you can't afford/don't want to get a pedicure it costs next to nowt to moisturise, exfoliate and stick some nail polish on!HATE manky feet, ugh!
Not sure if trends are the same in the uk but I hate those 'wooly' leggings as well.
Orange lipstick!





Asymmetrical hemlines annoy me for some reason.
I know it's not exactly a "beauty" trend but... ugh!
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-Kind of an older trend but....Ugg boots. I know they are super warm & comfy but.....ugh to Uggs.
-Ombre hair looks rad but man, it's like every long haired girl I know has it.
-Tanning beds. Srsly, it's totally damaging....get a spray tan.
-And make sure it's not an orange spray tan.
-Onesie jumpers/rompers
-Fringe
-Every single brand coming out with an AA,BB, or CC cream, even though i totally use them.
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^ i forgot the dreaded onesies/jumpers! on a grown woman its like wtf? its one step away from feety sleepers! for me anyways. and amen to the tanning beds..sad when i see a girl younger than me look older than my 60 year old mom cuz of the sun. wrinkles and skin cancer aren't sexy




Monogramed handbags. It doesn't matter how expensive they are or what their overall structure looks like, the monogram print itself just drives me nuts.
Fur coats that are dyed unnatural colors. I've seen a lot of this lately. It just confuses me--why would you dye high quality mink pelts bright freaking purple?!




I forgot, anyone wearing clothing that broadcasts a brand. this may be an unpopular opinion, but when someone requires this to prove a certain status or amt of money they spent, it's pretty lame.
BUT....I'd have a Birkin bag in a hot minute.
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