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    Default What is the "sexiest" holiday gift you've gotten (from anyone)--funny encouraged

    I still remember when I was 20 and newly engaged. My fiance and I made the embarrassing and scandalous trip into a mall Fredricks of Hollywood to buy one of those tiny Kama Sutra kits that just has two little oils and a feather. We were so embarrassed, we told the clerk it was a joke gift for a bachelorette party. Got it home, didn't like it and just did it the "only" way: Missionary.
    Oh, how times have changed!!! If he only knew/saw me now!

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    Money

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    Last year my mom bought me a hitachi for Christmas.

    I've mentioned this before, but what happened was I accidentally put the hitachi on my vanilla amazon wishlist that I share with family.
    She thought it was a back massager. I haven't told her what it's really for yet.





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    A vibrator.

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    Quote Originally Posted by audritwo View Post
    Last year my mom bought me a hitachi for Christmas.

    I've mentioned this before, but what happened was I accidentally put the hitachi on my vanilla amazon wishlist that I share with family.
    She thought it was a back massager. I haven't told her what it's really for yet.
    That is AWESOME. lol
    xoxo ~ Sarah




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    Sexiest? Still waiting.

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    I'm trying to remember my past Christmas presents (is there such a thing as a holiday gift? Surely if you are giving a gift on 25th December, it is Christmas. Anyway...) I had a sexy satiny nightie and dressing gown one year, I've had a school girl gym skirt for dressing up and role playing, and a rabbit vibrator.
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    A roll of bondage tape and tub of liquid latex I'd been lusting after.

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    I've been reminding myself that 'it's the thought that counts" since just receiving the stinkiest candle with the name "Cherries in the Snow". The card said it reminded him of me. It has already be regifted!

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    My top custie on Niteflirt has brought me a 8.5 dildo and body glitter. Next he wants to buy me a 22 inch dildo Too big, Too Big, Too Big!!!

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    In my vanilla job my one coworker and I exchanged gifts. So she sent me a text saying your gift is under the register. So next morning I look where she said and there's a gift bag. I open it up and it's normal things then there was this plastic rectangle box so I pull it out and it was a vibrator! I loved that she got it in my fav color and laughed so hard. But I'm just happy I was alone and the store wasn't opened yet when I pulled it out.

    I just want to share a funny story. I work in lingerie dept at a dept store so we have those red santa babydolls. The managers used to do this walk and they'd come up the elevator into my dept and the babydolls are right there. That night it was this gay manager and the female manager and they were like bffs. That week we had red days where you can wear a red top instead of all black. So he gets off the elevator with the female and goes red day is coming up and points to the babydoll and goes I suggest you wear that to work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DonaDiabla View Post
    My top custie on Niteflirt has brought me a 8.5 dildo and body glitter. Next he wants to buy me a 22 inch dildo Too big, Too Big, Too Big!!!
    I think he needs a basic anatomy text for Christmas.






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    Quote Originally Posted by DonaDiabla View Post
    My top custie on Niteflirt has brought me a 8.5 dildo and body glitter. Next he wants to buy me a 22 inch dildo Too big, Too Big, Too Big!!!
    Wooow. It's not like you have a cervix or anything. Anything bigger and I'd think he wanted deep throat from the other direction, jeez!

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    Audritwo's asshole sees all, knows all. Spurs on armies of orcs. Casts fear into the dwindling races of Middle-Earth. Fears hobbits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Procrasturbator View Post
    Wooow. It's not like you have a cervix or anything. Anything bigger and I'd think he wanted deep throat from the other direction, jeez!
    Cervixes are for squares!
    Our bodies are just massive sex holes for their visual pleasure!





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