So I just saw a tweet an escort agency saying something like.
"To whoever gave the a guy our number instead of yours I salute you!!"
...And it got me thinking.
What are some of the best and funniest blow-off phone numbers you have used or heard of?
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So I just saw a tweet an escort agency saying something like.
"To whoever gave the a guy our number instead of yours I salute you!!"
...And it got me thinking.
What are some of the best and funniest blow-off phone numbers you have used or heard of?





I've mentioned this before, but I used to give guys the phone number of the slag my ex left me for several yrs ago. It always put the biggest smile on my face to imagine her getting random phone calls or txts at the asscrack of dawn asking to hookup.





I give out 867-5309. Strangely many men don't know this number (yet another reason not to date them). Likewise I used to give out fake addresses, such as the address for Motown or the real Brady Bunch home.


Lol we were just talking about that phone#. SomEone brought up the whole what if jessies girl was stacys mom and her number was 867-5309 joke lol


I'd say the best one I got was back in college in the 90's, it was the local number to an adult party chat line.


It used to be a lot easier to give blow off numbers before cellphones. Now guys want to call your phone to give you their number. And get all bent if you don't let them.
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There was a radio station here that did the "loser line". It would list all the potential reasons a girl gave you the number.
"People jack off with the left hand and point with the right."
"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."
The Rejection Hotline! I'm not sure if it still works, but it definitely got the point across.




I just say "four."





^^^^
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