I suppose really this could be part of the cam fails but not really. I think those are mostly things that happened on cam but I'd like to know some stupid things that have happened because of our jobs. Ways you have changed. I'll go first though I hate to admit this because I'm so ashamed haha.
So I'm totally not a girl at heart. I think of myself kinda like a boy in a girls body...don't get me wrong I don't want to be or feel like I am a guy. I just think like a dude most of the time. I am more than happy to be a girl I just don't really act very girlie.
A good example of this is I know especially in the smoking fetish guys really adore long sexy nails. I get so tired of doing mine every other day. On top of my job I also have 4 kids and a husband. So yes while they are at school I need to look good but as soon as they are home my nails in particular go to hell. dishes,laundry, stupid things like opening cans for dinner...everything tears up any work I've done on myself during the day. So the easiest solution to that is of course fake nails.
I dunno how or why or what happened to cause me to get one stuck IN MY EAR one day, (well ok I do know what happened...I had an itch)But it's kinda baffling how it got stuck there. I think once I realized it was I reached to get it and ended up pushing it in farther. So then I tried putting water in there to flush it back out, asking other people for help. I even went to my doctor and she wouldn't get it out because after everyone's efforts it had finally just gotten pushed in all the way and was sitting on my ear drum. So at that point my doctor decided I needed a specialist. Which I waited a week or 2 to see....yes it was in my ear for several weeks,and to be honest I didn't really notice. Didn't bother me much at all.
I finally get to the specialist and of course have to deal with his insults (well I usually have to do this for 2-3 year olds) and of course after my 4 hour trip there and back it only took him all of 5 seconds to pull it out. I felt like such a dope.
But this is certainly not something I would have done had it not been for this job. Wearing fake nails I mean. Or even fake eyelashes for that matter.....I recorded 3 whole videos the other day with 1 of my eye lashes barely hanging on for life.....yet again I did not notice. How do you not notice?
Today I put on a pair of new thigh high boots someone purchased for me. Immediately sat my ass back in a chair cuz I just know I'm going to break and ankle. I wish I were feminine enough to walk in heels but omg no.
Do you have things you've changed about yourself for the camera that you still can't really adjust to.
For the record I didn't wear fake nails for 2-3 years after that incident. However I did finally break down and get more 2 days ago. I announced first though that it if happened again one of my customers could pay the removal bill.
The worst part of that whole experience really wasn't even the doctor it was my husband going wtf.....how do you even do that. Who sticks their finger in their ear to itch? why didn't you grab a qtip?
And I'm all like...I dunno who runs to the bathroom to get a qtip? If I have an itch I freaking scratch it.




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