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    I suppose really this could be part of the cam fails but not really. I think those are mostly things that happened on cam but I'd like to know some stupid things that have happened because of our jobs. Ways you have changed. I'll go first though I hate to admit this because I'm so ashamed haha.

    So I'm totally not a girl at heart. I think of myself kinda like a boy in a girls body...don't get me wrong I don't want to be or feel like I am a guy. I just think like a dude most of the time. I am more than happy to be a girl I just don't really act very girlie.
    A good example of this is I know especially in the smoking fetish guys really adore long sexy nails. I get so tired of doing mine every other day. On top of my job I also have 4 kids and a husband. So yes while they are at school I need to look good but as soon as they are home my nails in particular go to hell. dishes,laundry, stupid things like opening cans for dinner...everything tears up any work I've done on myself during the day. So the easiest solution to that is of course fake nails.
    I dunno how or why or what happened to cause me to get one stuck IN MY EAR one day, (well ok I do know what happened...I had an itch)But it's kinda baffling how it got stuck there. I think once I realized it was I reached to get it and ended up pushing it in farther. So then I tried putting water in there to flush it back out, asking other people for help. I even went to my doctor and she wouldn't get it out because after everyone's efforts it had finally just gotten pushed in all the way and was sitting on my ear drum. So at that point my doctor decided I needed a specialist. Which I waited a week or 2 to see....yes it was in my ear for several weeks,and to be honest I didn't really notice. Didn't bother me much at all.
    I finally get to the specialist and of course have to deal with his insults (well I usually have to do this for 2-3 year olds) and of course after my 4 hour trip there and back it only took him all of 5 seconds to pull it out. I felt like such a dope.

    But this is certainly not something I would have done had it not been for this job. Wearing fake nails I mean. Or even fake eyelashes for that matter.....I recorded 3 whole videos the other day with 1 of my eye lashes barely hanging on for life.....yet again I did not notice. How do you not notice?

    Today I put on a pair of new thigh high boots someone purchased for me. Immediately sat my ass back in a chair cuz I just know I'm going to break and ankle. I wish I were feminine enough to walk in heels but omg no.

    Do you have things you've changed about yourself for the camera that you still can't really adjust to.

    For the record I didn't wear fake nails for 2-3 years after that incident. However I did finally break down and get more 2 days ago. I announced first though that it if happened again one of my customers could pay the removal bill.
    The worst part of that whole experience really wasn't even the doctor it was my husband going wtf.....how do you even do that. Who sticks their finger in their ear to itch? why didn't you grab a qtip?
    And I'm all like...I dunno who runs to the bathroom to get a qtip? If I have an itch I freaking scratch it.

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    When just starting as a camgirl, I bought tons of useless, sometimes expensive shit because people told me they'd come back to have me do a show with it and I thought they'd make good paying regulars if I catered their demands. The best it ever got me was a 5-min Exclusive. Most would just ask that I wear it in free chat or not come back at all.
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    That is a good example. I can't really think of anything I've purchased that went bad because of them. I usually don't buy crap unless it's something I want...I admit I give little thought to them. But I'm pretty creative when it comes to my spending as well and always try to find a way to get out of actually having it cost me.
    One of my clients actually jokes I'm a gold digger.(which I'm not-kinda)

    I don't ask or take their money exactly but a good example of this is I recently wanted a treadmill. I do more videos than anything else anymore. So I knew that investment would be a good one because I could smoke and use the treadmill in videos and easily get back the 150 bucks I paid for it.

    Creativity is really everything when it comes to getting your money back on purchases I think.
    One of my clients just purchased me a new pair of thigh high boots.

    Typically I might try to sell off the old ones but anymore I'm kinda lazy and I hate auctioning stuff off/taking pictures/shipping
    So instead this time I took my old thigh highs which weren't looking to healthy anymore and got a razor blade out and cut them to bits.
    I'm hoping there's some out there that enjoy the sound of tearing/ripping leather. Or at least seeing a chick with a razor blade.
    That video isn't posted yet so I have no idea if it will work or how well it will do.

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    Okay..sort of stupid, but not at the same time.

    I'm a total tomboy. HATE make up, hate dresses and heels...but for this job, I have to wear it all if I want to feel and project the image of a sex bomb. So I go out, get make up...a few pairs of heels from Goodwill and some unused lingerie from my best friend (who's my size, thankfully!). I can barely walk five feet in heels, without toppling over, so I ONLY wear them in bed. I cannot understand how women can walk, let alone run in high heels!! But my stupid moment was after I was done camming for the night - I got a call from my best friend who wanted me to come over and hot tub with her. In my hurry, I just threw on a bathrobe and went out the door - in full make up, sexy bra and undies...and 1 inch heels. I was so proud of myself for making it to the car without falling and was getting confident that maybe I could actually start using them to strip on cam. Got to her house and took about five steps on her gravel driveway...and promptly sprained my ankle and landed on my bad knee. I limped up to her hot tub and enjoyed a couple hours of soothing heat on all my achy bits. Then I started sweating...and my heavy eye make up started running into my eyes, making me rub them a lot to stop the stinging.

    The next morning, I woke up battered, bruised, with a melon sized ankle and knee so badly swollen I couldn't bend it. And my eyes were (ICK) crusted shut. Pink eye. Corneal scratch that got infected. I couldn't cam for nearly three weeks because I couldn't use my contacts or even walk gracefully. Lesson learned: no high heels off my bed and ALWAYS remove my eye makeup before any activity that makes me sweat.


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    I thought I had it soo bad that I couldn't use my new 6 inch boots without just sitting in em . And I shoudn't be laughing right now that you sprained your ankle in one inch heels. But it totally made me giggle.

    Another thing I would have never done had it not been for this job. Over the years the quality of cams has gotten better and better and I'm simply getting older and older, lol. So 10 years ago they sucked and I looked freakin hot. Even as recently as 2 years ago the cams are still not great and as cam girls we kinda learn angles,lighting what to wear...basically how to trick the camera and make things appear differently than they really are.
    I'm sure it was tv or maybe even these forums where I learned I could use some bronzer in my cleavage area to make my boobs look bigger than they really are. I am the kinda girl who does her makeup AND hair in 5 minutes or less and it works for me. And it looks the same as if I had spent an hour on it. I have always been completely baffled by girls who spend an hour in the bathroom or longer. And this bronzer thing worked, though I had just started using this trick maybe 6 months ago. I'm slow at catching on.
    Then about a month ago I upgraded from a logitech webcam to an actual nice HD camcorder.

    Didn't give any thought to doing things differently. So I followed my same routine. Recorded my first video and watched it back and wanted to throw away my new camcorder. Everything that could possibly be wrong was. Now my boobs didn't look hot and slightly bigger. It looked like exactly what it was. Oddly misplaced dark makeup on various parts of my body. On top of that I have a skin condition like dermatitis or something, where on my arm it kinda looks like a million little bumps that has never been visible before and clearly is now. The cam corder is so good that even if I have the slightest bit of dry skin somewhere it shows.

    So off to the bathroom I go for an hour now to prepare. I suppose at this point I'm jelous of the girls that were already taking so damn long to get ready. At least they are already use to it. I feel like I'm being tortured.

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    On top of that I have a skin condition like dermatitis or something, where on my arm it kinda looks like a million little bumps that has never been visible before and clearly is now. The cam corder is so good that even if I have the slightest bit of dry skin somewhere it shows.
    I have this too - it's called Keratosis Pilaris. Thankfully, it's faded quite a bit as I've gotten older, but it was absolute torture for me growing up. I never wore anything in public but long sleeves and pants. It's nearly gone on my arms, but it's SOOO noticeable on my legs, especially with my new HD cam.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keratosis_pilaris - I hope this helps...I've also noticed that sun exposure and Vitamin E supplements helps reduce the bumps and the redness.


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    Oh gosh, my list could be endless....but I LOVE this topic, thanks! Let's see....for starters (going back to the poster's first comment about fake nails), I often love those real nail polish stickers...usually stay on and look good, but guess where one decided to peel off? Yep. In THERE. On cam. I did take a break and fish it out. Another one is with you about heels! I move around decently in my ridiculously high heels for cam in my room, but I live in an area were it would look odd to wear anything either than boots or tennis shoes outside. I took my heels to an adult convention and was crippled by day two. On my first day on cam, I didn't understand the encoder/timer dealio, and continued my VERY explicit "exclusive" show once bounced back into party chat until a good soul told me! I know I'll be adding more, hope no one minds multiple posts on this one!!!

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    Thanks for the link. I have a good idea of what I have and yes, its on one arm and both of my legs. All I do is sit around like a dude n scratch myself all day. I often do wear full body clothing now when I record. I actually just got this about a year or 2 ago. Yesterday was my 36th birthday. I do have a doctor appointment but it's still about 2-3 months away. I live in a small area and yea...the doctor was like we can get you in....in 3 months. I do actually have steroid cream that another doctor gave me but it didn't seem to help at all so I stopped using it.
    I guess i purchased the wrong thing I went and bought vitamin d
    I'll go grab some vitamin E and see what happens

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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keratosis_pilaris - I hope this helps...I've also noticed that sun exposure and Vitamin E supplements helps reduce the bumps and the redness.[/QUOTE]

    I just wanted to pop this back up so I could thank you. I went out and bought some vitamin E lotion and some pills and it has helped quite a lot already.
    Of course it's not gone, but I'm not attacking myself all day now

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    I have a couple:
    Paid $75 more a month for a rental with a glass shower that i probably used 4 times for shows over the course of 6 months (so not worth it) and it also gave me black mold poisoning so that was fun (not).
    I've spent more money on lube than anyone should in their entire lifetime. I'm really sensitive to it so i have at least 15 bottles of lube sitting around that I've used once or twice because its given me a reaction.
    Last summer I had to wear long pants for a couple months because I was attempting to grow my leg hair out for a shaving video that i think i made $40 off of (soooo not worth getting a bad tan all summer over that little $)
    I do syrup fetish shows for a guy who pays really well... the trade off is that my house smells like IHOP for a week afterwards, as does my hair, towels, and whatever body part I happen to under scrub. I also cant enjoy eating syrup covered anything anymore. oh well!

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    Oh man caramel you just reminded me of another stupid thing I've done because of camming. If not for this job I admit I never would have stuck a pencil up my ass. Not only did I do it once, but several times a week for many YEARS> all because some dude liked to pretend it was a thermometer

    and while I'm already embarrassing myself I may as well throw in the fact that one day I couldn't find the pencil. So I randomly grabbed a pen, because it was a niteflirt show and I didn't have time to look for anything. It was an older style pen, the kind that have that metal clip on thing
    And when I went to pull it out it cut the inside of my ass....yea I so smart
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