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    Default Re: getting told "you're too smart to be a stripper"

    Quote Originally Posted by lol1337a View Post
    GR brings up a good point. If you can't play dumb convincingly, be a little crazy instead. It's hard for me to play dumb unless the customer I'm talking to is dumb himself, but smart and beautiful + a little nuts is still much less threatening than smart and beautiful with all your shit together. If a customer says I'm too smart to be there I usually just say "Thanks, I just love to party too much to get my shit together!" or something. They don't have to know how driven and successful we actually are.
    This is so true - guys love a crazy girl! LOL! So instead of "dumbing it down" be totally spontaneous and a mild head-case, guys flock to headcases like vultures.
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    Default Re: getting told "you're too smart to be a stripper"

    Remember no matter how smart or professional the guy that comes in is, he came to see TITS & ASS... He came to be a perv..
    Trust me when I say he is NOT going to tell his buddies "Those tits have a Harvard degree & the tits over there have been to Yale."

    Only person it matters to is you and you have nothing to prove to them. How do you know they are really a lawyer & such, maybe they are lying cause they think it will increase their chances of getting laid more?
    Amen, sister !!!

    I would also add that, while it's possible that a very small percentage of guys DO appreciate the size of my brain, it's counter-productive to try and 'mix and match' a different image for different club customers. Far better in terms of both money and 'complications' to project the same empty-headed, full-chested persona 100% of the time.

    Doing so also results in the additional advantage that guys aren't afraid to discuss certain topics among themselves while you are within earshot ( i.e. pending leveraged buyout of company X, short covering etc. ) because they automatically assume that you wouldn't have a clue re understanding what they're talking about.

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    Default Re: getting told "you're too smart to be a stripper"

    ^yeah crazy works! Not in a relationship but in the strip club it totally works

    Well nobody told me this tonight! So maybe I'm making headway. I used a lot of "like" "uhhmm" "yah!" "totally!" and when this guy and his friend were ranting about politics I pretended not to know who the governor of CA was which got me a "oh isn't she cute?" look from both of them and 6 dances.

    I honestly don't use big words-- I'll never forget the one time I used the word "disconcerting" which to me is not even an SAT word, the guy looked at me with his jaw open for about five minutes. And it's not that I mind them confiding/opening up to me, honestly I prefer it-- I'm not talking about doing it for free, my club has a lot of extras going on so that's the biggest way I avoid them, honestly, I get the guy talking while I'm dancing for them and they end up getting so into our convo that they forget they're spending money. And I find if I can get them to really open up to me they're pretty OK with giving me a tip.

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