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    As webcam girls we have seen a lot of WTF?? things. This happened to me early this morning and looking back I'm wondering if it really happened...

    I fell asleep late last night, in my contacts, makeup and clothes. Before I went to sleep I must have forgot to set myself as 'unavailable' on Arousr. Jump to 6:30 AM, my phone rings and I answer it. It's Arousr, transferring me to a caller. The guy is Jamaican, and asks my name three times. Then he says it sounds like I just woke up and I lied and tried to make my voice flirty. I start my intro "what can I do for you tonight" etc.

    His accent is very hard to understand and he speaks really quietly so I have to ask him to repeat himself. The conversation is going very slow but he says he wants to hear me cum. I get my vibrator from my nightstand drawer and hold it up to the phone, then proceed to make sex noises and moans- alone, in bed, at 6:30 in the morning. He was getting into it at this point. Then it gets weirder.

    "You are so boring" he tells me like three times. "You are very boring." I didn't get offended so instead to milk the call as much as possible I say to him all flirty "I'm sorry baby what can I do to make it better." He says "I want you to suck my dick." So I proceed to talk through this (PSO girls know what I'm talking about)

    Then he says again "you are so boring." And I said "You're pretty goddamn boring yourself!" cause I just couldn't please this guy, and he was really difficult to hear and understand. I wanted the call to be over, but I didn't at the same time so I could make the most out of it. The call continued a while after that, and he didn't even say anything about me mildly cussing him out. He hung up a couple minutes later.

    The call lasted almost a half hour. Looking back I'm thinking, "Is this real life??" I don't know whether to laugh or shoot myself. But it definitely happened as I saw the transaction in my account when I woke up for good a little but later. Life is weird!!!

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    that is so odd! i was going to say maybe there was a language barrier, but jamaicans speak english, hah. i have no idea what he could have meant. i'm sure you're not boring at all, darling!

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    Lol thank you! My custies don't think so but i can't win everyone over! I'm just happy to have made some unexpected cash.

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    Maybe he had a fetish for calling you boring? Haha IDK but I can't imagine that he would have stayed that long if he wasn't enjoying himself!

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    Having done PSO work forfar too long in the past...lol, if you had been that boring trust me he would hang up, call the service, get his money back and do a call with another PSO. Either he was new to this whole Phone Sex World, or he liked telling you that you are boring and he did not care you said he was boring too. OR, he could not understand you too well either. Or, this was a sort of Fetish.
    Don't care. Move on and if he ever calls you again you know what to do!

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    He probably wanted you to give him some attitude and talk shit to him. Seems like it worked. Had a guy last night try to tell me what my ethnic make up was? Uhm am pretty sure I know what I am and where my people come from. So for the first 5 minutes we kinda argued with one another and then I said "Yo just shut the fuck up and tell me how you wanna cum?". Guess what the call lasted an hour and he left a huge tip. It was on NF and it's rare that you get hit with a refund. So I pretty much say whatever I want when it comes to dispatch. Direct Dial I try to be as sweet as pie, not trying to get hit with a chargeback.

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