As webcam girls we have seen a lot of WTF?? things. This happened to me early this morning and looking back I'm wondering if it really happened...
I fell asleep late last night, in my contacts, makeup and clothes. Before I went to sleep I must have forgot to set myself as 'unavailable' on Arousr. Jump to 6:30 AM, my phone rings and I answer it. It's Arousr, transferring me to a caller. The guy is Jamaican, and asks my name three times. Then he says it sounds like I just woke up and I lied and tried to make my voice flirty. I start my intro "what can I do for you tonight" etc.
His accent is very hard to understand and he speaks really quietly so I have to ask him to repeat himself. The conversation is going very slow but he says he wants to hear me cum. I get my vibrator from my nightstand drawer and hold it up to the phone, then proceed to make sex noises and moans- alone, in bed, at 6:30 in the morning. He was getting into it at this point. Then it gets weirder.
"You are so boring" he tells me like three times. "You are very boring." I didn't get offended so instead to milk the call as much as possible I say to him all flirty "I'm sorry baby what can I do to make it better." He says "I want you to suck my dick." So I proceed to talk through this (PSO girls know what I'm talking about)
Then he says again "you are so boring." And I said "You're pretty goddamn boring yourself!" cause I just couldn't please this guy, and he was really difficult to hear and understand. I wanted the call to be over, but I didn't at the same time so I could make the most out of it. The call continued a while after that, and he didn't even say anything about me mildly cussing him out. He hung up a couple minutes later.
The call lasted almost a half hour. Looking back I'm thinking, "Is this real life??" I don't know whether to laugh or shoot myself. But it definitely happened as I saw the transaction in my account when I woke up for good a little but later. Life is weird!!!



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