Blah: "I can barely hear ya"
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Blah: "I can barely hear ya"
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Forgetting to turn off your phone sex line and getting a surprise call whilst on the toilet
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Whenever some dumbass decides to advertise in your room
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Whenever one of those clowns calls me "michonne" or the n word, i swear my inner bernadette comes the fuck out.





When suddenly out of no where your dog decides that he too would like to become a cammodel.
Gonna have to start locking him in the bathroom. He sleeps for 12 hours and then jumps up in the frame.
Derp: "My wife came back almost catching me wearing ladies underwear."
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"see now where the hell are all the girsl like you here in middle of nowhere?"
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On a slow day when somebody asks for c2c
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Gross cocks in c2c.
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Do whatever you like bb
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Me: Hey honey hru?
Standardwb: good, never seen a black girl naked
Standardwb: without sounding too english middle class
Me: JFC another one of these twats.
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"Do you like sex bb?"
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Nope, I clearly hate all things sex... that's why I play with my pussy for a living.
Just cause you do the job doesn't mean you like it! ^^^ Lolol!
Not like we're going to say we hate it though even if we do.
^ Sometimes i tell them i hate this shit. I don t care, it s them who being stupid.
I mean: If I go to the dentist, a hair dresser, or whatever service i use, I dont ask those people if they really wanna do my hair, or my whatever,and this is really all they want to do , and I don t want to be sure if they like it soooooooo much.
I care about the job get done.
Anyway, doing sexual stuff 8 hours a day, who the fuck think it s a pleasure? Now really. Anyway, if someone like this, or aint, as long as she do the job well, it s none of their fucking business.
What s ridiculous, these "customers" really want to know we love this sooo much, and get horrified if they hear something else. Just the annoying idiotism of them, I d say...
MHM! I can't believe how many people foof themselves about saying things like "they only do this for the money"....no shit! Do you see actors doing their shit for free? Thats entertainment too. Free porn is everywhere, pay to play or go back to it.
I'm asexual. I love my job for reasons other than physical pleasure, definitely don't hate it. I won't be telling them about my sex drive though.
Yeah i love it for a reason. I think it could be an amazing job, only if guys wouldnt be so stupid, and assholes most of the time. That part I hate. When a jerk comes in, and I need to smile and accept his nonsense idiotism, I hate that.
the fact they wanna know all about us, from personal stuff to whatever... just nonsense.
All they need to know when my shift starts and when it ends. When I am available, and that is all.
And for the rest, my reaction would be:
(except the few ones who are nice, and who I know ofc.)
Last edited by LoraDoll; 10-26-2016 at 10:48 PM.
Anyway:
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when a guy demand for cum, and scream , right after he come into the room.
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Personally, i enjoy sitting around in lingerie. If i hated what a did, i'd find another job. No amount of money is worth being miserable.
When a guy tries to take you exclusive without telling you want they want:
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that s what I say.Many of them ask too much, impossible things.
Like once i had a guy (he liked to fuck his ass, and expected me enjoy to watch that...) he wanted to be sure, that I like him, before he entered.
Now how u do that? How u love someone, who u aint even know, never seen? I m not his girlfriend or wife.
And many of them, are so broke and stupid, aint able to make a difference. Now that s ridiculous
why re they so pathetic when they broke?
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Last edited by LoraDoll; 10-26-2016 at 01:39 PM.
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