Dear guys who say "Did you miss me?" but have never purchased a show:
we can see your purchases and know if you're lying about being a past customer.





Dear guys who say "Did you miss me?" but have never purchased a show:
we can see your purchases and know if you're lying about being a past customer.
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When you accidentally open a dick pic you didn't ask for
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When your back is sore after so many hours on cam and finally, a guy wants you to give him a doggy pose and you're like: "Ahhhh, I can finally stretch my backk!!"![]()





Your pussy after back to back block sybian shows
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You too expensive! I'mma giVe mY MoNEy tO SOMeboDY elSe.
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When a guy says you are amazing legendary the best of the best but there is another cam girl he likes more. You are his number 2. He can't afford to spend to have two girls.
Or simply when a stupid idiot member annoys you.





Oh, screw him for that. I didn't ban the guy either because he was tipping me. But they can keep that shit for themselfs. I think they do it on purpose. It's obvious that our customers see other girls too (fuck it, all cam girls are beautiful and have that something that is special/unique). But this guy right before sayin that said he has something to say but he won't say it beacuse it's rude; than he proceeded and said it anyway haha.
Anyway, I think some guys say it on purpose because it turns them on, offending us i na subtile way. I had another guy refusing to vote for me (just vote) cause he had another fav cam girl and than he came in private and tipped me big time (i was like: wtf, maybe it turns him on cheatign on his fav cam girl or seeing me try to make him vote).
Gosh, beeing a cam girl is not easy, sometimes we have to be mind readers and try to understand customers minds haha.





looking at tax $ leaving my account like
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Just finished a 20 min camshow and ish got weird at the end. This guy said "I got a surprise for you." He turned to the side and slowly pulled almost an entire baseball bat out of his butthole. I was NOT ready.
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^^omfg lolol deeeeead!
Sha
When a loaded guy pops up and asking for a private, follow the hands:
1) Another dude who has been tipping purchases the cumshow;
2) Mr Loaded says he can wait for private and just asks to tell him when ready;
3) Do the show and make sure the guy who bought it came, which he did with the perfect timing
4) fly to the private with Mr Loaded, where he also tips
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MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP
-Eartha Kitt
Stripchat:
Random grey pops up: anal
Me: banal
*bans his ass out*
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"gosh you're online a lot"
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When someone asks what day you'll be on next but you've been camming a ton and have no clue what day of the week it even is
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Getting nice guys who pay well...blocking a "show tits, then I tip" bitch... returning attention to the guys:
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"Awesome bj bb, now put that cock between your tits. Keep sucking it tho. Yeah, suck it from between your tits. Get another dildo and ride it but keeping sucking from POV angle. Deepthroat it, call me daddy, and keep your tits pressed together."
Me:
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MY REACTION TO 99% OF FREE CHAT

when a guy says something fucking stupid but he's already paying you
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When you've got some body make up magic going on and someone asks for an oil show.
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When you get that notification saying the item on your wishlist has just shipped...
*Prayer Hands Emoji*![]()
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When you have a "You got a list of reasons why you won't meet up with me?" customer
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Last edited by caramelcraze; 08-28-2019 at 03:24 AM.





When your best customer shows up 2 minutes before you were planning on logging out after a long ass shift
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