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    Default F*ck Machine - Where to get one

    I see some models with it and I have been intrigued on getting one. I remember seeing it the window of one of my local sex shops but I am too shy to go into one and ask about buying one. so I am thinking to buy it online. I am not sure of the name of it. It basically has a remote control. looks like different speeds and comes in black and pink.
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    Shock spots are the best !

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    I'm glad someone started this. I've actually been thinking about getting a fuck machine with some of my tax return money. I am looking at the Sneaky Pete because you can use it in multiple positions, which I like. Does anyone have any experience with that brand?

    Also ladies that have one, how did you find you it effected your earnings?

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    Not sure how big of one, or what kind you are looking for but they have some on amazon, I added two links as examples of the ones there.

    http://www.amazon.com/Sex-Mechines-P...dp/B00IQDETZU/
    http://www.amazon.com/Glider-Machine...dp/B00EXPZ05S/
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    I kind of want one for personal use.

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    I know this is something I am dancing around thinking of getting since they aren't cheap things to buy, and majority of them you have to buy them online.

    one of my local shops carries Thrustick. the sales girl was soo full of it in so many ways talking about the product and just in conversation me telling her what I am mostly using it for.

    I was interested but not all that excited about it. in store its about $799 then taxes is like 13%. So I just have to figure if I really want to drop that kind of money on something like this where I am having to keep it for a few years.


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    I would read lots of reviews before just randomly picking one up. It's a machine that you'll want to last for a long time. Make sure it has a warranty - most big name manufacture machines have them. Cheap novelty sex machines won't and will break. I'd buy online and direct before buying one in store - sex store hike up prices to get a cut. I wouldn't expect to spend anything lower than $500-700 for good quality one. I want one for camming and personal use, I'm thinking about just splurging on a ShockSpot, those look awesome.

    And be careful of the Vac-U-Lock dildos - I was reading a review of someone who bought a sex machine with a cheap VuL dildo on it - the sex machine shredded through the dildo while she was using it and the metal rod cut up her vag she had to go to the hospital. http://www.stockroom.com/Universal-D...der-P2581.aspx < - now they have adapters thank god.







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    its pretty though

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    I just got approved for gold shows on SM and now really want to get a fuck machine for them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by temptingmodel View Post
    launching rockets Bahhahahahaha

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    sometimes you need some extra 'horsepower' ( no pun intended )



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    Anyone have "the plow" that extreme restraints sells? I don't even know where I'd put it....prying eyes in this household would be like WTF??! I manage AOK with my dildos. I can't tell you how many things guys have wanted me to have and I don't end up using..I bought a torso toy last year it was $300...well it arrived defective with a broken cock..I too pics asap and contacted customer service, who told me that ould cost too much for them to pick it up and they refunded me without question. So I had this huge thing that I could sort of use, but not really..it just took up space, so I trashed it. A fuck machine is a BIG investment and for a part-time (12 hour a week) cammer like myself, I don't think it'd be worth it. They are nice though..sniffle...


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    Wowwww this one is crazy! It has wireless voice control, I would love this!
    http://www.extremerestraints.com/fuc...hine_2630.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rosemary Rabbit View Post
    I have a sneaky pete! I like it though I wish it could go a bit faster. Regardless I still get there with it!

    You have to clean and oil them, buy replacement parts when it breaks, and also take care of your vac-u-locks since they have that little hole crap can get into easily! I use mine VERY roughly, I feel I should mention, so I buy replacement parts often and may need a new one after 2-ish years, but I don't regret a moment since getting it! I use it offline too and it is a wonderful, wonderful personal toy for the arsenal OuO I give it two legs up!

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    I just found the site http://www.kenstwistedmind.com/storefront.html...... I just called because I had some questions about the Sneaky Pete and spoke to Ken himself. I told him what I did for a living and he recommended the THUNDER BALLS instead, the regular version, not the pro. He said pros are basically for those who use HUGE toys. I went to look at that product and sure enough a popular SM model is pictured with it. He said it's a good machine and does have adjustable angles. . And he said that they also sell silicone vacu-lock dildos. And shipping is only about $25 max to my area via Fedex... So if you are in the market for one, check out his site. I'm going to try the ThunderBalls...it's expensive but it's more affordable then some others.
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    I had been eyeing the Sneaky Pete on KensTwistedMind, but the ThunderBalls looks pretty awesome, too. The stats make the TB sound a little more powerful and faster than the SP, and it looks like it would be VERY stable. Did Ken give any specific reasons why he thought TB would be better for a cam girl than SP?
    I wonder if you can make the TB tall enough for a proper doggy-style? I have long legs, so I'm hesitant to get a short fuck machine.
    Please update when you get it!


    I'm glad DocJohnson has started releasing more platinum silicone vac-u-lock items for those of us that are sensitive, but still want a fuck machine!

    FYI, I have this attachment http://www.kenstwistedmind.com/Fucki...M-0110-06.html, and I don't like it at all! It's not the biggest dildo ever, but it is very stiff (like many silicone toys). Also, the the bottom ridge running from the balls to the head is so triangular/V-shaped that it's pointy, and there are a ton of oversized bumps along the top. Even using it a little leaves me feeling very sore (and I can usually take a lot of pounding!).

    I'm really curious about this attachment. http://www.docjohnson.com/collection...ock-brown.html It's on the DJ website, but I haven't seen it available with many retailers. If you look at the out-of-box picture, it looks pretty realistic, and they claim it was molded from a real cock (which hopefully means no unnatural pointy bits, lol).
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    "dont worry, its slow for other models today"
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    Quote Originally Posted by TattooedBBW View Post
    Wowwww this one is crazy! It has wireless voice control, I would love this!
    http://www.extremerestraints.com/fuc...hine_2630.html
    That's amazing! It would be funny if it responded to dirty talk. My pre-O vocals involve a lot of stuff along the lines of "fuck me harder." If I had a fuck machine that actually responded every time I mentioned harder, faster, or deeper, it would be a serious problem! LOL!
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    "dont worry, its slow for other models today"
    I'm not other models, its not slow.

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    I certainly will let you know what I think.

    He didn't really say specifically why he recommended that one, but I guess he knows something about what us camgirls and pornstars like...LOL... It has more thrusts too than the regular sneaky Pete, up to 250 per minute as opposed to 200. It appears to be more powerful too, a little more compact, and it can be placed on a bed too. Just a more versatile machine it seems for a little more than the Sneaky Pete. Again I just like the warranty he gives with his products. It shows he stands behind them.

    I opted for Priority Mail, so maybe I'll have it by Friday or Saturday of this week, fingers crossed. Monday may be better though, the man is out of town..lol and he doesn't know I bought this. ...yet...he rarely comes in my office and it seems small enough to hide. I got the bag for it, the universal dildo attachment, and a chocolate vacu-lock silicone dildo.

    So for those who do use the machines in your shows, do you only offer them in BLOCK SESSIONS? I really don't want to fire it up every time for some 2 pump chump fellow.


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    **bump**

    How are you liking your machine, kittykrane?

    Anyone else have a fuck machine recommendation or review?
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    I'll second Ken's Twisted Mind. I recently bought a fucking machine from there, the Furniture Mate (http://www.kenstwistedmind.com/Fucki...s/KTM-107.html), and it is great. This is not some website that resells Chinese garbage, Ken makes most of these machines himself, right here in America, and let me say that you can tell. You also can't beat the service he has. One of the small electronic components (the potentiometer) on mine was basically a dud, not his fault at all, these things happen occasionally. So I called him up the next morning with something along the lines of, "Hi Ken. I bought a Furniture Mate from you a week or so ago, I know a a thing or two about electronics, and the potentiometer seems to have been a dud, as it failed within about 4 hours. Instead of the hassle of sending this bigass machine back to you, you fixing it, and sending it back, could you just send me a replacement potentiometer and I'll swap it out myself?". He replied with, "I'll do better than that, I'll send you a replacement of the entire remote module, that will be much easier for you to replace, it will be in the mail today". You're not gonna get service like that from 99% of the other websites out there that resell Chinese stuff. So, in short, this is my glowing review of Ken's Twisted Mind, and the Furniture mate =) . I haven't been on cam in a few weeks, so I can't comment on the increased earning potential, but I have used it for fun, and let me say, wow. If only real men came with interchangeable dicks and an endless supply of energy XD

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    ^^ Congrats! Please report back when you've gotten friendly with your new machine and dildo! I'm hoping that the 6-incher you got was the realistic one that I was curious about, not the "original 6-inch" that I have and don't like.

    Unfortunately, vac-u-lock is patented Doc Johnson technology, so no one else can make it. I agree about their products - I've found that the DJ Platinum line is pure, safe silicone, BUT somehow they just aren't the same caliber as Tantus. DJ seems to make most of their toys slightly too large and the silicone ones are very stiff (although that's partly just how silicone is). I feel like they design toys thinking that women buy dildos because their man isn't large enough, and surely all women want lots of girth and lots of texture to compensate for their inadequate lovers. *smh*

    Tantus does make this suction cup thing that can attach to their vibes, along with Vixen vibes and some other brands. http://www.tantusinc.com/collections...ts/suction-cup I guess theoretically they could probably make the same thing, but replace the suction cup bit with other stuff, like an attachment to a fuck machine. If you poke around on the internet a bit, maybe another brand has already made one, since it's a more universal design than vac-u-lock.
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    I've heard bad, bad things about the Caesar, it breaking within a few weeks or months of use from some girls I know. I have the Plow Extreme for almost 2 years now, haven't had to oil or replace any parts. It works with vac-u-lock. I usually only take it up to speed 5 or 6 at most, and it goes up to level 10! It's almost too much power but I think it's good to have a little extra oomph. It can be a little awkward to adjust. Quite sturdy and adjustable. Highly recommended. I don't use it a ton, only a couple of times a week usually. I am sure it could handle hardcore use though.
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    MissRose, the silicone DJ vac-u-lock dildos I have are actually quite sturdy. I bought their "platinum" line ones and they seem quite well made and sturdy, surprisingly. Their UR3 toy I bought broke within a couple of months of machine use, ripped right through so the metal adapter was sticking out! Bad shit.
    It's true for the Plow Extreme I had to buy the expensive adapter, it just came with annoying straps that I used for a while, it was OK, made it possible to use my old dildos until I got sick of it and bought the vac-u-lock adapter.

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    So for those who do use the machines in your shows, do you only offer them in BLOCK SESSIONS? I really don't want to fire it up every time for some 2 pump chump fellow.
    Exactly I only offer it in Block Sessions but hardly anyone asks for it. Odd. I do about 1-2 Gold Shows featuring the machine per week though. It's way too much work to set it up and possibly get sore and have them demand ass and throat machine fucking for a minute man.

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