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    Quote Originally Posted by TheTiffanyTracy View Post
    I'll second Ken's Twisted Mind. I recently bought a fucking machine from there, the Furniture Mate (http://www.kenstwistedmind.com/Fucki...s/KTM-107.html), and it is great.
    You know, I hadn't really looked at the Furniture Mate much because it was more expensive, seemed a bit less substantial than some of the others, and the name isn't as cute (which isn't a great reason to buy something, but hey, I'm human). Now that you mention it, I took a peek, and it looks like exactly what I want. I've been wanting a machine that can be pretty tall. I'm 5'8" with long legs, and I want to be able to use it standing bent over if need be. If you don't mind, could I ask some questions about your experience with it?

    ~ It says that it's adjustable up to 40" tall. Does that seem accurate to you? The pictures aren't great, but it looks like maybe there is an extendable rod that allows you to lift the top thrusting part higher above the two legs. Is that correct?
    ~ How's the stability of the Furniture Mate? Have you used it at it's tallest height? Does it rock or sway or wobble or anything?
    ~ How do you feel about the speed and power? Would it be worthwhile to upgrade to the Pro version for a bit more speed?
    ~ How easy is it to set up and take down (not counting getting the dildo on and off, since vac-u-lock is generally a little challenging in that department)? It looks like it would be really easy. In the pictures, it seems like it could be unobtrusive even if you left it set up, and just stuck it in a corner or something...
    Quote Originally Posted by temptingmodel
    "dont worry, its slow for other models today"
    I'm not other models, its not slow.

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    Default Re: F*ck Machine - Where to get one

    I don't mind at all =)

    1. Yes, 40" seems accurate. I haven't measured it or anything, but I'm also 5'8", I've used it standing and bent over, and it wasn't at its tallest height.
    2. The stability is pretty good. If you crank it up as fast as it will go, it kind of rocks back and forth on the feet some, but A) I don't imagine most people would want to crank it up that high, and B) Just push it against the wall if you do, problem solved XD.
    3. It goes plenty fast for me. As for power, if you use really large dildos, you might wanna upgrade to the Pro version. I use the 8" Silicone one (this one), anally, and I think the amount of torque it has with that is perfect. It has just enough to where if I back up a little too far on it, it hurts some, but not enough to be dangerous (IE, poking into any important internal organs lol)
    4. The design has actually been updated a little bit since the photos on the website, it's prettier now =) . And the way the machine mounts to the stand, it's kind of hard to explain, but you know those leg curl attachments on weight benches? It mounts like that, real easy to put on and take off, then fold up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by minniesoporno View Post
    I see some models with it and I have been intrigued on getting one. I remember seeing it the window of one of my local sex shops but I am too shy to go into one and ask about buying one. so I am thinking to buy it online. I am not sure of the name of it. It basically has a remote control. looks like different speeds and comes in black and pink.
    I thought I was the ONLY shy webcam model!! LOL
    I found a GREAT lingerie and toy shop not far from me. They don't jump on you when you walk in the door--very laid back. I need to get back over there--their prices were great on the lingerie and the toys I got are FUN
    It's professional sales people that put me on guard--they have a job to do but they suck sometimes. Worst experience was at a big chain--rude sales people or pushy. I always like small local businesses so much more!!
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    Default Re: F*ck Machine - Where to get one

    They even sell them on Amazon. I swear that site sells everything

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    ^^Lol, asking about your fuck machine kind of feels like gossiping about a new boyfriend, too. Maybe they are truly interchangeable?
    Quote Originally Posted by temptingmodel
    "dont worry, its slow for other models today"
    I'm not other models, its not slow.

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    I have had my fuck machine, the "Thunder Balls" from Ken's Twisted Mind for about 6 weeks now. Honestly, I seldom use it, because I do way more fetish domination shows than some. It's built well, I just probably didn't need to spend that kind of money. Then I spend extra money because the stupid silicone "tear-up-your pussy-Vaculock dildo" is HARD AS HELL to get off the metal attachment. It took TWO of us to get it off....(the hole is really tight and the material isn't very stretchy). So eventually I just left it on because I wasn't going to go through trying to pry it off every time and I picked up a few more metal attachments (those things are too expensive if you ask me). And I bought the softer dildo (the cyber skin one mentionned a few posts up), which come off just fine. I also bought a longer 18" arm for it because it only comes with a 10" and I feel I'm too close to the machine. Oh and I also bought the velcro adaptable holder that works with other dildos, meh, doesn't work so well, especially at higher speeds. And speaking of speed, some of the guys were like "faster bb make it go faster"..I'm like that's as fast as it goes, can you fuck that fast? I doubt it. lol

    Anyhow, final verdict? They are cool but too expensive in the long run.


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    I found this cute one here so I wanted to add it to the list http://www.churchofsinvention.com/th...nt-sex-machine

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    Looks like pinkcherry.ca has 3 different fuck machines available and a those penis fuck dolls as well. not the half man one that I want but at least they got the machines.

    Also when I went virtual shopping it showed it was also giving a free gift of a we-vibe.

    Hoping to buy one at the end of the month.
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