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    All apologies to Sir Mix a lot. However am attracted to girls with flat or at least small asses. I think this ideal of big buts is overblown and driven by mass media. Girls with small butts seem to do better than dancers with big butts. So why all the effort to increase it?
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    Question Re: I like flat butts!

    Do they do better than dancers with big butts?

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    Default Re: I like flat butts!

    I just like a nice toned ass. Concave saggy asses are fucking nasty.
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    Default Re: I like flat butts!

    Quote Originally Posted by joyluckstripclub View Post
    Girls with small butts seem to do better than dancers with big butts.
    I think it really depends on which clubs you go to. One girl can bit as skinny as they get and make serious bank in one club, then go to a different and walk out with $40 lighter.

    From what I can tell normally skilly baby bottied girls do really weell in the clubs with old white guys. The big booty girls are more popular with younger guys or in the hip hop clubs.

    Bigger girls are getting a lot more work in the media now than ever, and media is BIG business so if there wasn't interest and money to be made from a phat ass they wouldn't be showing them everywhere.
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    Default Re: I like flat butts!

    I have a large butt and I do just fine, thanks. Plus my butt has nothing to do with the media and I've done nothing to increase it's size. I'm not a "bigger girl" either I wear a size four, last I heard that wasn't plus size.

    Some girls just have large asses. There's really no need to shame them for it. You can have your preferences without blindly guessing that we don't make as much money as others. That's rather insulting.


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    Default Re: I like flat butts!

    I like mine high and round like a basketball thank you very much.

    Long-distance running tends to shrink a butt down, you could join a group to train for a marathon and get your jollies all at once! No guarantee you will get attention like you would in a strip club though.

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    Default Re: I like flat butts!

    Quote Originally Posted by joyluckstripclub View Post
    Girls with small butts seem to do better than dancers with big butts.
    ...and that's your opinion. You are not a dancer, hence you don't know each individual dancer's earnings.





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    I think @ one time (yrs. ago) flat/smaller butts were 'the thing', now not so much (in general appearance & club-wise). I always hated my larger tush, however, I been getting complements on it for years too. Not saying it's the most toned (I try) but there it is. Overall, I get the impression most men (especially the ass/leg variety) are in preference of this too.


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    Default Re: I like flat butts!

    haha no i don't think girls with "flat" butts do better just because of their flat butts. can a girl with a pancake ass do well? yes, but it probably has nothing to do with her ass and more to do with her hustling style or other attributes.
    i love round bubble butts, and most customers i know do too. they don't have to be huge, they don't have to be small, as long as they are nice and juicy and perky. and no, men are supposedly biologically attracted to women with round butts and large hips. you can like whatever you want, but dont come on here talking about how certain body types do so much better than others.
    a flat, droopy ass makes me cringe personally.

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    Default Re: I like flat butts!

    *shrugs* I look like a little boy and am personally glad someone out there embraces it

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    Default Re: I like flat butts!

    I think small butts do better in top tier upscale strip clubs, but those ones are extremely flooded with dancers. In urban clubs, as a cam girl, and as a porn star, I think girls tend to do better with bigger butts. A sexworker only needs one or two selling points though to begin with, so small ass or big ass is kind of irrelevant IMO.

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    Default Re: I like flat butts!

    I have seen fake asses before. In NOLA I saw this chick that was my height with an absurdly round ass. She had massive bodybuilder arms and a squarish torso with no tits. Interesting.
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    Default Re: I like flat butts!

    I have a very little bubble butt and I do well with Asians and White guys, shitty with Hispanic and black guys. It just depends on the club and the customer base. And that's not even to say that I don't dance with the occasional black/Hispanic guy or get rejected by Asian/white guys, it's just random who's attracted to what. But I really don't believe that any physical feature can be solely responsible for a girl's earnings, personality/hustling ability have such a bigger impact.

    And honestly I would kill for a bigger bum. I would love to get lipo and have it injected into my booty... but I don't think I ever will. My bum seems to have shrunk over the years. It's not flatter just smaller...

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    Default Re: I like flat butts!

    What are we talking here on a scale of
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    Americanmade18 on most sites.

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    Default Re: I like flat butts!

    Everyone has their own tastes, but I don't think I've ever gotten a dance from a dancer who had a flat butt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuffyFlame View Post
    What are we talking here on a scale of
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    #1 is fucking gross. That was my ass when I lost the weight but before I started squatting. #2 and #3 are nice. #4 I can take or leave.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BuffyFlame View Post
    What are we talking here on a scale of
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    #2 and #4 are my favorites (mine is almost identical to #4 as well). Number three is a tad small for my taste, albeit toned: I could totally go for that one if is proportional to the girl in question (if she's really petite or waif-ish).





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    I like 2 & 3. My butt tastes have changed as I get older. It used to be, it had to small, whether flat or round or anywhere in between. Nowadays, the one thing I can't abide is flat -- it can be small or medium or even a little big, but has to be shapely. Small, round & heart-shaped renders me helpless

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    Reminds me of a conversation today I had with my bf regarding a potential candidate for a 3rd:
    "She said to tell you she doesn't have an ass. No ass whatsoever."
    "Good."

    It's odd though because for someone who doesn't like ass he spends a lot of time smacking mine and demanding that I show him how (poorly) I can flex my ass cheeks.
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    Im between #3 and #4 and am a perfect hourglass with a small waist.... I know that I'm not starving out on the streets.

    I like to see my little bum sisters doing well too I hate the obsession with making it a us versus them type of competition...
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    Default Re: I like flat butts!

    I saw this thread and the first thing which popped into my mind was Sir Mix-a-Lot, but "I like flat butts and you can't deny"
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    Default Re: I like flat butts!

    #TeamCheeks

    I like all butts, including teeny tiny ones, but they HAVE to be round....not flat.

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    Default Re: I like flat butts!

    Tiny Butts go against God and Texas! Well, I've seen it work for people sometimes. Like if her butt is a finely crafted mini-butt that you admire for its smallness the same way you'd be impressed by a ship in a bottle. But these tiny-assed people are often in danger of having no butt at all when they stand upright! Itsn't that wrong? Only when they bend over can you sort of see the outline of where a person's ass would be, and then it's hot, but as soon as they stand all the way up straight again their ass totally and completely disappears. Shouldn't we all strive for at least a full-time ass that stays with us permanently and goes with us everywhere we go?
    Well, since you asked, what I'd really like in this next dance is more armpit.

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    Update: We had a 3some with a pretty bootylicious friend of ours. It helped that she also had fake boobs. Now he's amended his stance to "As long as her stomach isn't bigger than her tits and she has a small waist."
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    I haz small t*ts, but @ least there's my butt


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