"show feet bb!"
"My cock is hard, I like feet, and your time is worth zero dollars to me."
"preview first, then payment bb - that ok?"
"I can finish in about 30 seconds, so I'm going to pretend to be interested in paying you for your time while I quickly jack off to you. Then I'm going to pretend there's some sort of emergency so I can get out of the paid show. I'll promise to come back once my fake emergency is resolved, but you're never going to see me again. If I'm feeling lazy, I won't even bother with that - I'll just disappear. Is that okay?"
"do u take pp?"
"I'm either an idiot or a scammer, but I figure that if I whine enough you'll cave and take Paypal. Just see what happens if you say no!"
"i got a huge cock, you should film some clips with me"
"I'm too cheap to pay prostitutes and too much of an insufferable ass to get laid without doing so, but I think that having an uncomfortably large penis renders both problems moot."



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