I was reading the hermit thread, and sympathizing with all the conversations about how annoying it is to explain what I do for a living. Then it hit me! You know how annoying it is when someone gets into a pyramid scheme and is trying to get you to sign up for their stuff? What if I signed up for one of those, or mary kay or something, and then whenever someone asked I could just go on the whole sales pitch from it! Like how can there possibly be a more legit way to get people to back the fuck out of your business than that, right?!?! Right now I tell people I sell stuff on ebay and they seem ok with that, but I dunno, that just seems like more fun ... and maybe if they really think I make hundreds of dollars a day doing it they would sign up too. bahaaha.



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It will definitely get people to shut up, that is for sure. When I was selling Mary Kay (don't ask, terrible experience) most of my friends avoided my phone calls.




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