When I see my reg go in the back with another girl,
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When I see my reg go in the back with another girl,
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Dancing for 21 year olds,
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When a customer realizes you're not ever going out with him, no matter how many lap dances he buys...
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Making money off of the religious ones...
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Turning down a customer for a date while still trying to keep business flowing
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Pep talk before I hit the floor
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When customer turns down my offer to extend time in VIP
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Just something I think to myself when I walk around on the floor... hehe
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A changeroom fulll of girls on a quiet night when we find out the mananger wants to keep the club open instead of closing early
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When I'm hustling and his mates make cock-blocking comments...
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"take your clothes off quicker, please let me touch you, can you finger yourself, i want to eat your pussy baby"
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Being denied tips by the 10th guy to sit at my stage and STARE and trying to keep my cool for those out in the crowd who may be watching
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Booking VIP with a custie whose money seems to be his only redeeming feature
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Warning for the dancer who undercuts and dances dirty
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Faking happy for the custie
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Me at 7/11 preparing for shift
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What the young custie is thinking
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Trying to put together a good show in a club with circus contortionist, hula hoop expert, gymnasts, aerial hoop artist, silks etc
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"No I wont do a $20 dollar dance/give birthday discount etc"
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Just about everything the custie says to me
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His hands, my pussy, my shoe, his face
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New girls pre stripper money "outfit"
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When I spoke (meltdown) to the houseboy about the massive overrostering on shift and he was about to call more girls in
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Emerging from a colossal dance afterthe club is closed and I cant be bothered putting my stripper clothes back on to walk to the change room
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For the changeroom cunties
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Are you a dancer? As I stand in my strippergear
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&
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When I've been told "i don't want to waste your time" and they start to launch into a big explenation of why they aren't going to spend money on me
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As I'm racing out the door, what I think as I see other dancers trying to hustle a bad crowd
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Despite my better instincts when I gave a time waster a second chance (after he dragged me over again) and he burns me again
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When non-dancer bitches hate on me for being a stripper
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When other dancers hate on me because I make more $ than them ;P
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Oh yes, thread is active again....
What he thinks http://www.american-buddha.com/ghostbust.161f.gif http://cdn2.crushable.com/wp-content...ide-me-GIF.gif
What I think https://31.media.tumblr.com/d4b2e9c5...XDh1rjpoi7.gif





Me in the changeroom after first coffee http://cdn.mamamia.com.au/wp-content...hor-coffee.gif





To all the freeloaders/ non-tippers, time-wasters, rapey types, stinky customers, & overly drunk, grabby assholes...
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When a customer tries to kiss/touch me without paying:
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hell ya #me duh
(but not my photo)
and i love it, id never give it up either, if it weren't for things like vitamin D and picking up packages at the post office and seeing rainbows in person, you know, daytime shit





When a customer says "my cock is 10 inches!", "I give amazing oral!", "I know how to make any woman cum!", etc., I'm like...
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be.jpg omg!! simon peg... is that from spaced? lol that one wit the guy getting kicked is hilarious too



big worm.jpg when clubs have bs fines, or other girls be trying to steal yur regular



cera2.jpg when you tell the customer its 20 dollars for one more dance.. but hes broke now....



dar.jpg when youre not friends with any other dancers



on keeping your brain busy by reading backstage during the slow lullsimagesATUJ1OPX.jpg



raven.jpgwhen rando customers want your number
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