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    When I see my reg go in the back with another girl,


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    Dancing for 21 year olds,



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    When a customer realizes you're not ever going out with him, no matter how many lap dances he buys...

    tumblr_m91ad7CgwA1qdlh1io1_400.gif

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    Making money off of the religious ones...

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    Turning down a customer for a date while still trying to keep business flowing
    http://i.imgur.com/FTK0aiM.gif

    Pep talk before I hit the floor
    http://stuffpoint.com/family-guy/ima...y-guy-rofl.gif

    When customer turns down my offer to extend time in VIP
    https://33.media.tumblr.com/243dd5a4...z3gbo1_500.gif

    Just something I think to myself when I walk around on the floor... hehe
    http://media.giphy.com/media/QkOiqc5BT7Vu0/giphy.gif


    A changeroom fulll of girls on a quiet night when we find out the mananger wants to keep the club open instead of closing early
    http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/406...en-scene-o.gif

    When I'm hustling and his mates make cock-blocking comments...
    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1kc4p7oMs1r7e0mc.gif

    "take your clothes off quicker, please let me touch you, can you finger yourself, i want to eat your pussy baby"
    https://38.media.tumblr.com/5e8cb018...87w4o1_500.gif

    Being denied tips by the 10th guy to sit at my stage and STARE and trying to keep my cool for those out in the crowd who may be watching
    http://media.giphy.com/media/FP6NavXtvj20/giphy.gif

    Booking VIP with a custie whose money seems to be his only redeeming feature
    https://s3.amazonaws.com/giphymedia/...5Xsk/giphy.gif
    Tiny tweaks----->BIG CHANGES

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    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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    Warning for the dancer who undercuts and dances dirty
    http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/or...9470b42d25.jpg

    Faking happy for the custie
    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-yueokJSkfY...+tina+face.gif

    Me at 7/11 preparing for shift
    http://sprudge.com/wp-content/upload...5/guzzling.gif

    What the young custie is thinking
    http://www.whatsupyasieve.com/wp-con...0/possible.gif

    Trying to put together a good show in a club with circus contortionist, hula hoop expert, gymnasts, aerial hoop artist, silks etc
    http://i.imgur.com/Ksmdg.gif

    "No I wont do a $20 dollar dance/give birthday discount etc"
    http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh...7a4co1_400.gif

    Just about everything the custie says to me
    http://33.media.tumblr.com/491087561...to1_r1_250.gif

    His hands, my pussy, my shoe, his face
    - http://i.imgur.com/2jTWiMG.gif

    New girls pre stripper money "outfit"
    http://33.media.tumblr.com/e4d1bd7be...y99do1_500.gif
    Tiny tweaks----->BIG CHANGES

    Quote Originally Posted by Kirakonstantin View Post
    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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    When I spoke (meltdown) to the houseboy about the massive overrostering on shift and he was about to call more girls in
    http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly...vzt5o1_500.gif

    Emerging from a colossal dance afterthe club is closed and I cant be bothered putting my stripper clothes back on to walk to the change room
    http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx...yo8_r1_250.gif

    For the changeroom cunties
    https://38.media.tumblr.com/6fe5f54a...m17no1_500.gif
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirakonstantin View Post
    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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    Are you a dancer? As I stand in my strippergear
    http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/82/82e90...f721e5674c.jpg
    &
    http://i.imgur.com/JQrSWDm.gif

    When I've been told "i don't want to waste your time" and they start to launch into a big explenation of why they aren't going to spend money on me
    http://i.imgur.com/knF26.gif

    As I'm racing out the door, what I think as I see other dancers trying to hustle a bad crowd
    https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m...6441qjahx4.gif

    Despite my better instincts when I gave a time waster a second chance (after he dragged me over again) and he burns me again
    http://media.tumblr.com/6d3e4aaf3e13...1tI1qz4rgp.gif
    Tiny tweaks----->BIG CHANGES

    Quote Originally Posted by Kirakonstantin View Post
    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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    Trying to maintain your coolness while trying to not slip in your 7 inch heels on stage...
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    Me me me

    Had to clench my PC muscle to keep from wetting myself
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirakonstantin View Post
    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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    Default Re: Stripper humor/GIFS

    When non-dancer bitches hate on me for being a stripper


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    Default Re: Stripper humor/GIFS

    When other dancers hate on me because I make more $ than them ;P


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    After dancing for super stinky customers


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    Me in the changeroom after first coffee http://cdn.mamamia.com.au/wp-content...hor-coffee.gif

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    To all the freeloaders/ non-tippers, time-wasters, rapey types, stinky customers, & overly drunk, grabby assholes...

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    When a customer tries to kiss/touch me without paying:


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    hell ya #me duh

    (but not my photo)

    and i love it, id never give it up either, if it weren't for things like vitamin D and picking up packages at the post office and seeing rainbows in person, you know, daytime shit

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    When a customer says "my cock is 10 inches!", "I give amazing oral!", "I know how to make any woman cum!", etc., I'm like...

    giphy.gif


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    be.jpg omg!! simon peg... is that from spaced? lol that one wit the guy getting kicked is hilarious too

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    big worm.jpg when clubs have bs fines, or other girls be trying to steal yur regular

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    cera2.jpg when you tell the customer its 20 dollars for one more dance.. but hes broke now....

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    omg!! simon peg... is that from spaced? lol that one wit the guy getting kicked is hilarious too
    I don't know what it is from. My bf found that gif. haha

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    dar.jpg when youre not friends with any other dancers

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    on keeping your brain busy by reading backstage during the slow lullsimagesATUJ1OPX.jpg

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    raven.jpgwhen rando customers want your number

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