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    good lookin customers SEXY2.png
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    Quote Originally Posted by pink_bunny View Post
    good lookin customers SEXY2.png
    Lol. Love it.

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    Right, ive gone through and attached as video and images from page 11 so hopefully my posts are working now? Let me know guys.

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    I imagine going O/S after a long camm session is a lot like leaving the club after a long shift .... Attachment 40461




    Oh, this character made me cry in the movie, so sad!

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    http://media.giphy.com/media/EgvHKApzL5OeI/giphy.gifwhen you've gained weight and felt insecure, but you have great tippers at your tip rail makin it rain

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    Tiny tweaks----->BIG CHANGES

    Quote Originally Posted by Kirakonstantin View Post
    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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    Thinking to yourself, I will find the bitch who wore baby oil on this stage and when I do...



    You already made your goal for the night and he asks, "But what do I get in VIP if I tip you extra???"



    Your competition asks you what your secret is.

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    Wayne's World gifs!!!



    When you accidentally lock eyes with that regular who never spends, smells like malt liquor and cat food, and gives unsolicited advice.



    "I have to go get more money first. Come back in a few minutes?"



    Shopping trip!



    What managers do all night while you actually work.

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    /http://imgur.com/gallery/QITPSI7 when you take too long In the dressing room after your stage set and you see some regulars getting ready to leave

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    when you sit down and a customers pants are way too thin and you feel their junk on ur leg, ass etc.. ( wind pants, golf pants etc.https://www.tumblr.com/search/johnny+depp+gif#
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    when u hear a customer talking about you depp3.gif

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    patsy.gifwhen the dayshift leaves shit all over the dressing table and u need to set up your area

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    customers pained expressions when you have to pin their hands down during a private dance after you've told them repeatedly no touchingsad.gif

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    when I pretend to listen to newb dancers advice on what to wear, do my makeup etcclaire.gif

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    steve1.gifarriving for ur shift when you are an older dancer

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    steve2.gifsteve2.gifsteve2.gifgetting turnt on Friday at the club even if u said just one drink

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    steve3.gif when I see old ppl in better shape then me

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    Quote Originally Posted by kaninchen View Post



    Your competition asks you what your secret is.

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    Tiny tweaks----->BIG CHANGES

    Quote Originally Posted by Kirakonstantin View Post
    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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    Tiny tweaks----->BIG CHANGES

    Quote Originally Posted by Kirakonstantin View Post
    More fear-mongering? Really? Yes, this is not the 1990's anymore. Yes, things are changing. Either dance or don't. Freaking out and sowing fear isn't going to help anyone.




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    When a customer says "i'm all out of money now, but can we still talk?"

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    When the customer I literally ran away from in VIP after he tried to shove his dick in my face has the audacity to approach me again for a dance.




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    MRW a pimp starts asking me questions and tries to recruit me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by pink_bunny View Post
    steve3.gif when I see old ppl in better shape then me
    I always love Steve Buscemi gifs! I love that guy a little too much. If he ever came into my club, I'd be like...

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    When there are only 3 men in the club, and they all want you over the other girls.


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    Quote Originally Posted by pink_bunny View Post
    steve1.gifarriving for ur shift when you are an older dancer
    Dude, I'm only in my mid 20s but look much younger than I actually am (routinely asked if I'm even old enough to be a dancer, both inside and out of the club,) so this is precisely how I feel around the 18-22 college girls who think I'm in their peer group. The older vets and I can't help laughing at the way they feel like hot shit because they made $150 and act self-righteous about planning to quit by the time they're my age.
    Exotic dancing is like any other job.
    If you work in an office, you wear dress shoes and a suit.
    If you work in a restaraunt, you wear skid resistant shoes and a uniform.
    If you work in a strip club, you wear 7" stilettos and lycra g-strings.

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